Gravity Falls: Fanfiction

After that little experience, Wendy went to the vending machine and snagged a bottle of water. She leaned against the wall, drinking her water, thinking about what she just read.

That was quite a read. Wendy thought to herself, Don't know if I ship it or not.

She laughed to herself as that thought came to her mind. Of course she doesn't ship it! That's just weird. Dipper and Mabel were related and they were real life people. Ugh, what a peculiar thought. The teenager shut her eyes and shuddered.

She scurried back to the work at the register. Soos glanced at her, and back to the laptop, and back at Wendy. He shrugged. Wendy sure was acting strange and it's probably best that he didn't get involved. The man-child whistled a gleeful tune as he sweeped the creeky floors. No more dozing off, he decided. It's time to get to work!

As he was sweeping, he could hear Wendy screeching at Stan's laptop. Darn thing must have froze again, the older man thought.

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Several blocks away, the Pines twins were running to the Gravity Falls Internet Café. They needed to update their fics. The two didn't want to keep their readers waiting. Sure, Grunkle Stan got in the way before, but that wasn't going to stop them!

Mabel, being a big fanfic reader, was ahead of Dipper in the mini-race to the café. Her primitive mind was trying to organize all the fanfics that she had read the previous day. She took note of the chapter, the length, and exactly where she stopped reading.

The girl took one step further and stopped. Hmm, what she was up to chapter twelve or thirteen of "Reality Check"? She couldn't remember.

Dipper, who was lagging behind, managed to pass by her. At first, he grinned at the fact that he was ahead of Mabel. But then he noticed that she wasn't running anymore! He stopped for a second to catch his breath. A few seconds later, he ran back to his ditzy sister.

"Mabel, what are you doing?" Dipper asked, trying to speed things up. "We have to go. Now!"

Mabel continued to stare into space, wondering about her story dilemma. She bit her lip in frustration.

"Sis, come on! You know, Stan gave us a time limit!" He waved his hand in front of her face. "Dude, what are you thinking of?"

She still wouldn't answer. Too absorb in her fantasy, Dipper figured. He placed his fingers in front of her and gave a loud snap.

That shook Mabel out of her daydream. She rubbed her eyes and stared at her brother. She was still a little pissed at him.

"Nothing. Never mind." she began, sourly. "Lets keep going."

She began to walk away, leaving Dipper standing there with a perplexed expression. Gee, his sister was so strange. Dipper sighed and began following her. It's probably best that he didn't get involve in her drama. Who knows what zany things his sister might have to say for herself?

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About ten minutes later, the twins finally reached the internet café. Mabel smiled in victory. She had arrived before her sloth of a brother. She looked around hoping to find a free computer, but they were all occupied. As her eyes continued to search, she found someone she really wish she hadn't. It was Lil Gideon! What was he doing here? She figure a rich boy like him would have a buttload of computers. This was certainly unexpected.

Mabel turned away, embarrassed and slightly angry. Dipper took note of sister and asked her what was wrong.

"Gideon's here." she replied meekly. "Can we go somewhere else? He just makes me feel uncomfortable."

The tween smirked and rolled his eyes. This was his chance for payback.

"Sorry, sis. Grunkle Stan told us to come here and this is where we are going to stay. So you might as well make the most of it."

He flashed her an adorable smile to which she answered with a snarling frown.

"Remind me to kill you when we get home." was Mabel's simple reply.

"I'll say it with a big warm feeling in my heart." said Dipper, faking his sweetness.

The two didn't have to wait long for available computers. A group of teenagers were crowded around several. The owner of the café had to kick them out for being too noisy. Now, there were about five unused monitors. Dipper grabbed a seat and got to work. Mabel took one last glance at Gideon and sat down next to her brother. Okay, time to get lost in the magical world of fanfiction"!

"You know, I'm still freaked out over the so-called "pinescest"." Dipper blurted out several moments later.

Mabel shuddered. She was just beginning to forget that. She still couldn't believe people would write stories about her and her bro being... in love and stuff. Was it because they were close siblings that one can even call them best friends?

"It'll pass, Dipping-Sauce." Mabel answered, embarrassedly. "Come on, dude! We're not going to take that seriously, right?" She tried making a joke but it sounded flat.

The two siblings began to laugh uncomfortably at Mabel's gag until they both realized what Mabel said was, well- wrong. They finished their laughing fit with a deflated "ohhhh".

"Uh, why don't you finish reading your "Reality Check" story and I'll finish updating my story?" Dipper suggested, hopefully.

"Y-yeah!" Mabel agreed, turning away from her brother.

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As Mabel was finishing her chapter, Dipper updated two of his fanfics. Wow, I'm doing pretty good on this website! He thought happily. I almost have 100 reviews on one fic!

The preteen went to read more fanfics of himself. Maybe this time he wouldn't come across a Pinescest story.

As he was scrolling through the archive, Dipper didn't notice that Gideon had gotten up from his seat and was walking over to him.

Dipper found a story called "Balloons". Written by theTentofTelapathy. The summary didn't sound too bad. He clicked the link and began to read it.

It wasn't too bad. Mabel had broken up with her boyfriend. She was sobbing and needed comforting. Lucky for her, there was her little brother when she needed him. Dipper felt a pleasant feeling go through his heart. That didn't last for long, however. As Dipper was reaching the of the the story, things took a turn for the worst. What started as a comforting session turned into a make out session! Dipper read a Pinescest fic! And the worst this that he was beginning to like it!

Dipper skidded away from the computer. He felt a pair of hands grip his shoulders. He looked up in surprise to find Gideon smirking down at him.

"Hello, Dipper Pines." he remarked with a conniving smile. "I see you read my fanfic."

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Like it? Dislike it? Review!

Hey. I'm back.

Ugh, sorry for the 3-month wait. i don't like school.

Story's going to be 12 chapters long. next chapter includes drama with gideon and rev!pines, one of my favorite aus!

i'LL UPDATE SOON. next chapter won't take long omg it's almost spring break yeha

thank u for the 150+ reviews wow

ps: who knows what archive "reality check" is from? ;)