Gravity Falls: Fanfiction

"Wait, you wrote this fanfic?" Dipper shouted disgustedly. He cringed at the thought of GIDEON writing fanfics about him. What was more revolting, however, was the fact that Gideon wrote an INCEST story starring him and Mabel.

"Surprised, Pines?" Gideon chided in a mischievous tone.

"B-but why, though?" Dipper sighed as he tried to keep himself from lashing out at the pristine gentleboy. He let out a slight cough. Clearly, putting with more incest fantasia was getting to him.

"I'd figured you would write stories about you and Mabel, not-" He coughed again, a little harder this time, saving himself from saying the next words.

Gideon chuckled and rolled his eyes. He clapped his hands together and looked back at Dipper, who had was pounding his chest to prevent another coughing fit.

"It's simple, Dipper." Gideon explained. "I discovered the website about a month ago, I believe. I was search for good stories to read when I inadvertently stumbled upon a story of you and your sister."

As Gideon continued to explain, ranging from an adventure story to romance, Dipper glanced back at Mabel. Sure it was from the side of his eye, but he still got a good view of her. She had moved to another computer after discovering the old one was too slow. He exhaled nervously. He hoped for Gideon's sake that Mabel didn't come to check on him. She would find Gideon's story and that would be the end of him. Well, that's all Dipper wanted, but... they shouldn't get rid of Gideon so easily.

"And that's how I read an incestuous fic about you two." Gideon went on. "Not the best experience of my life, but, I've seen worse. I was looking around to see if people wrote anything with my beloved Mabel and I, but, alas! There were no stories about us. Every fic was about you and her!"

The young teen gulped. How was he supposed to answer this? Say he was sorry? Or that he had no control over what people do? Both sounded ridiculous. He chewed on his bottom lip before answering.

"Look, man, I'm against those so called "pinescest" stories." he said as calm as he could. "But, hey, I have no control over what people write. And, uh- are you sure there are no stories about you and Mabel? I could have sworn I saw one."

"No." Gideon fake-sniffed. "People were saying that they hate Mabel and I together. Well, I'm going to sink down to their level and use their words! MabelGideon is obviously the best ship."

Ship was slowly becoming one of Dipper's least favorite words. There are much better words to use to define the relationship of a person and another person. He wished that ship still meant an ocean liner or a cruise. Wasn't ship another word for delivery? Whatever. Thanks to the internet, that meaning was a thing of the past.

"Everybody calls this pinescest their "otp". Gideon remarked, putting air quotes around otp. "I've never heard of such an absurd word. Otp. I don't even think that's a real word! What is an otp, anyway?"

Stop saying words if you don't know what it means. Dipper snarked in his head. "Otp means one true pairing, I think. Wendy was telling me about it." He replied. "It's a pairing, or ship, that you really, really like. You get all happy or something."

"That sounds petty. Honestly, why do people waste their time on these things, don't they have anything better to do?"

"Apparently not." was the cap boy's answer. "Wait, you never told me why you wrote-" he lowered his voice to a whisper. "the incest."

"Ahh, well!" Gideon chortled. "At first, I published a few stories about
Mabel and I. They got negative reviews, however. I was furious. How dare the criticize my likings. So I took those stories down. I looked around, wanting to find what they like. Soon, I discovered pinescest. I wrote a story, posted it, and bam! I got good reviews. That story you read? It has almost thirty reviews! Not bad for lil old me, right?"

Dippe shuddered. Why did come to this? He had no answer for Gideon. He wished Mabel was there. She could outtalk Gideon. But, unfortunately, Mabel was lost in her own little word. Why was she engrossed so easily?

"Yeah, whatever." Dipper said, a little too quickly. He had to end the miserable silence somehow.

"Hah." Gideon smirked. "Well, I have to go. I'm working on a new pinescest story. Hopefully, you'll enjoy this one much like you enjoyed the last one! Ta-ta, Dipper Pines!"

Gideon waved his fancy little hand goodbye and walked away. Dipper, who was in shock, stared at nothing. That little twat. He hoped his computer crashed.

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The Pines boy decides to check up on his sister. Obviously, she saw Gideon but she didn't know that Dipper was talking to him, or that he wrote an incestuous fanfic about them.

"H-hey, Mabel!" Dipper exclaimed, gipping the back of her chair. He hoped to have startled her. But no luck, she was too busy to even notice him.

"Mabel? Are you okay?" He began prodding her head with his finger.

Still no luck. Her eyes were still glued to the screen.

He snapped his fingers, clapped his hands, stomped his feet, and even made horse noises, but no attention came from his sister.

Dipper turned around to walk away when suddenly-

"Mabel! Look! Robert Pattinson at twelve o'clock!"

Mabel gasped excitedly, jumped on top of her brother and looked up, hoping to catch a glimpse of the actor. Dipper caught her and groaned. He wasn't expecting this! She giggled like a fangirl before she was dropped by her brother onto the floor.

"Hey! What gives?!" Mabel shouted. "I have to see the vampire!"

"Mabel, there is no vampire! I said that to get your attention."

"Ugh! You could have said something instead of making stuff up, you know!"

"Oh my God." Dipper facepalmed. "You know what? You're right. I'm sorry."

"Good." Mabel answered, satisfied. "Now, shoo. I'm reading this reverse!pines fanfic."

"Reverse!Pines?" inquires the boy. "Do I want to know what it is?"

"Oh yeah! It's pretty cool!" Mabel explained. "It's this au where we're being the Gleeful twins. Yeah, you and I basically Gideon." Mabel said, noticing Dipper's expression. "We are the cruel kids who love taunting and making fun of people! Gideon is Gideon Pines. And he's dating Pacifica!"

A stiffed giggle came out of Dipper. The idea of Gideon having a girlfriend was amusing to him. Fictional or not, it was still funny.

"And what about Stan, Soos, and Wendy?" asked Dipper. "What're they like in the au?"

"Haha! Stan is the best." Mabel giggled. "He's all generous and sunshines and rainbows. It's so humorous that it's creepy. Soos is the employee who doesn't give a crap about his job. And Wendy? She's this weird, indifferent teenager with colorful hair?" Mabel shrugged. "I'm not really sure. Her reverse self is different in every story."

"Huh, weird." Dipper stated, sheepishly.

"Oh! And Robbie is all fancy and boarding-school like. He's all polite and stuff and how he's dating someone like Wendy is beyond me." Mabel began laughing again while images of a gentleman Robbie came to Dipper's mind.

"Heh, I wonder if Gideon read any reverse!pines fics."

"I doubt it. He's probably searching for stories about me and him. What a yutz!"

Mabel began laughing again, while Dipper chuckled weakly. He can't tell Mabel about the incest thing! God knows how she would react!

"You all right, bro?" Mabel nudged his shoulder.

"Huh?" He turned his attention back to her. "Y-yeah! Of course I'm fine. Um, I'm kind of hungry. Let's go get a snack!"

"Okay, you're acting strange, Dipps." Mabel folded her arms across her chest. "What's up?"

Dipper stood firm and grabbed his sister's arm, or her hand rather. He walked her over to the concession stand just outside the café. The tween looked over his shoulder. He saw Gideon staring at him. The boy was biting his lips to keep from laughing. Dipper was confused until he realized he was still holding Mabel's hand. Oh God! Dipper released his grip and quickly paid for their snacks.

As Mabel walked back to her computer, Dipper went to consult Gideon.

"Stop smirking, you little punk." Dipper clenched, angrily. "And leave me and Mabes alone."

"Oh, but you two are so cute together!" Gideon replied, feigning the fans' of pinescest.

"I'm warning you. Stop it or I'll-"

"You'll what? Stutter and say something stupid? Make yourself look like a fool? You did that, Pines. Try something else."

"Okay, Gideon." the kid sighed. "You left me no other option."

Gideon sneered, thinking he had won the discussion.

"Mabel!" Dipper called out in a childish tone. "Gideon wrote an incest story about us.

Lucky for him, the only person in the café was the cashier and she was half asleep anyway.

What happened next was a mixture of being shove onto the floor, falling on top of Gideon, which in retrospect was as soft as a pillow, and feeling your sister's knees grind on your back. Dipper held his breath to avoid crying out in pain.

"You did WHAT?!" Mabel shrieked in fury.

All that was heard was Gideon's giddish, inane laugh. Over and over and over.

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almost done. we're nearing the top of the mountain. and i changed my username again. if you know me, you would know that i do that a lot. oops.