"Hello, my illustrious guests! And welcome to... The best tea party evah!"
You walk into Tiny Tina's humble abode, along with everyone else. The place was decorated just for the occasion! Lacey tablecloth's, covered in gunpowder and...was that blood? She invites you all to your assigned seats – You're in between Kreig and Salvador. Beside Kreig was Maya, and next to her, Axton. Zer0 was next to Salvador. Oh, and of course, Sir Reginald and Princess Fluffybutt were there too. You all sipped your tea, which was pretty much lukewarm sugar water. You had to hand it to Tina, this was pretty decent...for her.
You look around, watching Maya make disgusted expressions as she drinks her tea. Axton nudges her, and you hear him whisper, 'What the hell is up with tea? It's like, leaf water'. You snicker at that, and continue looking around. Zer0 sat still, Kreig already broke his teacup, and Salvador was sneaking sips from his flask.
You watch Tina, in her workshop, flailing about and talking nonsense to herself.
"So many guests, so many goddamn guests!" She's turning in circles a little bit too quickly. You're getting dizzy just watching, "Okaay. Okay. Calm yo'self, girlfriend. This tea party gonna be chill as ICE." With that, she steps out, holding platters of crumpets and cookies that all sported just a bit of mold. She sets them down, and takes her seat – between Reginald and Fluffybutt.
"Let's get this partay started." She says to herself, before blinking, and seeming to be in the same universe as the rest of you all for once.
"Welcome to...MY PARTAY." She says, and everyone says a quiet thank you. Well, not everyone. They all kind of seem to be dazed. What the hell was in the tea?
You push the teacup away, grabbing for one of the cookies, flicking off the moldy bits and taking a bite.
You swear you just chipped a tooth.
" - And before we begin, I have a request. Vault Hunters...BRING MORE GUESTS!" With that, she was hopping out of her seat, and running back into her workshop, where she sang something about eating babies alive.
Maya sighed, standing up, and reading through the Quest Log.
"Great. Well, let's go gather some bandits while she stalls."
Everyone sits up, preparing to do just that.