You summon DT with a wave of your cybernetic arm, meanwhile, continuing to shoot at a badass who was running towards Axton. You got a couple lucky shots, and he killed the one in front of him, finishing off the guy himself. Nice.

You watch as everyone attacks, finishing off the guys in what seem to be milliseconds. It's then that it happens. A ton of them pour in. Like, literally a ton.

"Guys, fall back!" You yell, as one of them manages to kill DT. You begin running, back towards Tiny Tina's place, and everyone else follows. Everyone else.

Once you've all made it inside, you watch, as suddenly, every one of them is sucked into the ventilation system. What the hell was she going to do with them all?

You all watch, as they're dropped, into a hole dug about fifteen feet underground. They're all yelling nonsense, as always, and Tina just giggled hysterically.

"WELCOME, TEA PARTY GUESTS!" She yells, over their yelling, somehow. It's really impressive.

"I SEE NONE OF YOU HAVE PICKED UP YOUR GIFT BAGS. SILLY. WHY, LOOK, HERE THEY ARE. LET ME GIVE THEM TO YOU."

She throws multiple party bags down the hole, each one, letting off an explosion and splatters of blood. You wince. This girl didn't play. After a while, she runs out of gift bags to throw, but no one really seems alive enough for it to matter. You all return to her workshop, where she looks particularly pleased with herself.

"Thanks, vault hunters! I've been wantin' to try out these new bombs FOREVA. Here, take some." And with that, you've all earned some. Good day, great day.

You spend the rest of the afternoon pretending to sip the tea that was probably just poison water, laughing as Maya makes every 'That's what she said' joke she can, and debating with Axton and Salvador about what brand of guns were the best. But all of you stopped as you noticed something, even Zer0 seemed fascinated by it -

Tina, and Kreig were...Communicating? At least, he was spewing nonsense and she replied as she would to any sane person.

Finally, after what felt like minutes but was probably seconds of everyone gawking, Maya walked forward.

"Wait – You understand what he's saying?"

"Uh, yeah. It ain't that hard, homie. You just gotta listen."

"Well, what's he saying then!"

Tina giggles, and whispers something in Maya's ear, which causes her to stand up straight and walk back to us, a look of discomfort on her face.

"Let's head back?" She suggests, a tone in her voice you couldn't really read.

Uh, what.