First of all thank you to...
SeverusWolf: Glad you enjoyed it and thanks!
DeanxCas: Thank you, sorry I was so lazy! And I might do Weasley next...
thequirkywallflower: Thank you! Love the name too!
Anonymous: Thanks :-)
Pianoponders: Thank you! Yay reviews!
Sonia:You again! But thanks! And yeah, I might do a Batman one..
UniQuorn333: Thank you! And yes, I think there are one or two out there- some people ship anything!
scream7:Maybe I should be the first to write a Snape/Willow fic, hmm...Ojh and here is voldy!
Yet Another Girl: Thank you, Im glad you are enjoying it!
Egyptismylife: Ooh, good idea! Hadn't thought about her!
Okay, guys- before you start, I have a question-who next, I have had several requests for Percy Weasley and Bellatrix Lestrange. I will put it to a vote- shall I do Bellatrix next, or Percy? Leave a review and also any other characters you would like to see me do! Thanks! I should also mention that I don't own any of the brands I mentioned last chapter and (unfortunately) gain no money from it. That's all folks! Read and review! (I also did not mean to use a looney tunes reference there, it just came out!) Okay, bye!
And I'm so sorry guys, I've been so lazy! Here's the next *bam* chapter *bam*
Snape: *bangs on door* Let me in!
Me: *sighs* He won't leave me alone, he keeps stalking me wanting another interview!
Snape: You forgot the disclaimer again!
Me: Give me a chance! Yeesh! Now go away!
Snape: *Goes suspiciously quiet*
Me: Ok now he's gone we can get started...*slams window closed on Snape's prying nose*
Snape: Ouch!
Me: Now, my next guest is someone even Snape fears...
Snape: Pah!
Me: Oh my God, go away! Where are you hiding anyway?
Snape: Ha! You will never find me you silly little chit!
Me: I hope it's somewhere you can exit quickly!
Snape: ...
Me: Okay my guest today is Voldemort! *Drags in a slightly snoring Voldemort* Hey Voldie! Wake up
Voldemort: Who dares disturb my slumber?
Me: Hi, nice to meet you!
Voldemort: What? Who? Where?
Me: Did you just use a line from Disney's Aladdin?
Snape: You still haven't done the disclaimer!
Voldemort: What the hell is Snape doing here?
Me: I kidnapped him to interview. Isn't Aladdin a muggle cartoon?
Voldemort: To interview him about my glorious plans to destroy Harry Potter?
Me: Stop avoiding the question!
Voldemort: You will not take that tone with me!
Me: You sound like my Mum!
Voldemort: Prepare to die, insubordinate fool! Any last words?
Snape: The disclaimer!
Me: Fine! None of this belongs to me, I am borrowing it from J. although I can't promise they will be returned in good condition if they keep bugging me!
Snape: *Goes and extra shade of pale*
Voldemort: Now, get out your wand and prepare to duel!
Snape: She is a muggle!
Voldemort: WHAT!
Me: Put the wand away unless you are planning on doing something useful with it!
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Me: Original, don't you know any other spells?
Voldemort: CRUC...
Me: Boring.
Voldemort: What magic is this?
Me: The pen is mightier than the sword.
Snape: Plagiarism!
Me: It's called quoting you twit! What are you still doing here? Go away before I make you!
Snape: You have no power!
Me: SNAPEUS EVICTUS!
Snape: * goes flying out of the closet and out the window* Aaaaah!
Me: So that's where he was hiding!
Voldemort: If you have no magic, how did you do that?
Me: I own this thing!
Voldemort: Idiot muggle, why have you brought me here?
Me: Oi! Enough with the muggle, I'm obviously more powerful than you!
Voldemort: *snorts*
Me: Since when do dark lords snort?
Voldemort: Since they are kidnapped by muggles. And can't use magic.
Me: Someone is sulking
Voldemort: Stupid mortal! Dark lords don't sulk!
Me: Could of fooled me! And what's wrong with being mortal!? And can we get down to why I brought you here now?!
Voldemort: What petty, demeaning task could your inferior mind think up that you possibly think I would submit to doing?
Me: I can make you do anything. For example...*types something*
Voldemort: Arrgh! My robes are pink! Foolish wench! Change them back!
Me: Muwahahahahahaha! No. So you better be nice to me or I will remove them altogether and this is supposed to be rated K
Voldemort: *covers himself* you wouldn't dare!...?
Me: *Cackles* wouldn't I?
Voldemort: Fine. Why am I here?
Me: I'm gonna interview you about various pairings that include you! And teach you how to do a cool evil laugh!
Voldemort: *squeals* ooh, goody!
Me: An...
Voldemort: *Reading over my shoulder* I did not say that! And I most certainly did not squeal! My laugh is cool, I am cool!
Me: No you're not you are bald!
Voldemort: What does my hair have to do with anything?
Jean Luc Picard: Yeah! What is wrong with being bald?!
Me: Your bald is cool! Look, his bald is slimy!
Jean Luc Picard: True. Very true, he reminds me of the Borg queen.
Me: Oh yeah! That's an interesting pairing!
Voldemort: *looking confused* What is going on? Who is this muggle? And what is he doing here?
Me: Don't diss! He is from the future. Anyway! Goodbye captain, you are not in the book and need to leave now! Good bye!
Jean Luc Picard: Make it s- *vanishes*
Me: So, what do you think of you and... Bellatrix Lestrange?
Voldemort: She has very imaginatve ways of killing. I like that in a woman. But she is also completely nuts. So no.
Me: you actually considered that!
Voldemort: I am The Dark Lord. I have no loving emotions.
Me: A
Voldemort: What?
Me: You are A dark lord, you aren't the only one.
Voldemort: Of course I am!
Me: No, only in Harry Potter.
Voldemort: Why is it called Harry Potter anyway? Stupid name for a book!
Me: It's the name of the main character! And on the subject of Harry, would you consider him as a boyfriend?
Voldemort: POTTER! But I want to kill him! I hate him!
Me: They say love is not so different from hate. It shows you are passionate!
Voldemort: I'm passionate about killing him!
Me: Killing, kissing, what's the difference?
Voldemort: The part when you brutally destroy each other!
Me: DENIAAAAL! We have someone here with a bad case of the ' I'm not gays!'
Voldemort: *splutters*
Me: So, you and Dumbledore?
Voldemort: *leaves*
Voldemort: I am not just leaving. Use some of the dramatic writing techniques your English teacher, taught you today.
Me: Fine, here...
Voldemort: *dramatically storms off, the bright pink of his robes, swishing round the corner like a large uh.. Pink bat!*
Me: Why do my interviews keep ending with people storming off? Well anyway, I will write more soon, I apologise for my laziness and will update soon! Reviews help me write faster! (Hint hint) I will see you soon, now I must go find the Dark Lord of grammar! Well, now he is more the Bright Pink Lord of grammar! Adios folks! Please review!
Love you guys!
-Lightscript
P.s in your reviews send me ideas for any other charecters you would like to see interviewed! Thanks! :-)
