A/N: Hello again lovelies! Wow, it's been like what, a week since I put this up and I already have people who love it and want me to continue! OuO I just want to say thank you so freaking much! When I read the reviews and discovered that all of them were positive, I literally (And, I kid you not) squealed like a fucking schoolgirl in the middle of my living room with my mom in it. (I am actually a girl btw...but not very girly. That's probably the girliest noise I ever made) Yeah. Can't remember what excuse I used...buuuut I guess it was a good one if I didn't have to explain.
Anyway, I am so sorry that you awesome people waited a whole week and get a few lines and a Pesterlog .-. I'm honestly not exactly sure when I'll put up the next chapter...but I promise I won't leave this behind! By the way, this is written in Dave's POV.
~ISE~
Wow, how the fuck did I managed that without blushing or anything? I mean, you don't just say shit like that to someone you like...but then again, it's me we're talking about here.
And wow, John runs really fast. Especially when absconding. Like holy fuck. I can't even run that fast.
But why the fuck did John leave anyway? I say shit like that all the time. What makes today different?
Actually, no. That isn't totally true. He's been acting weird a lot recently. Like getting all blushy over nothing, or just acting nervous all the damn time. The fuck is up with him?
I should ask someone. I pulled out my phone and opened Pesterchum. Jade and Rose are both on.
Jade probably knows. I'd rather talk to her than Rose. I am not in the mood for a therapy session.
- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] -
TG: yo
TG: harley
TG: you there
TG: i really need to ask you something
TG: like its really important
TG: to me at least
TG: goddammit you and john are the same
GG: whoa! sorry, dave! fell asleep again. XP
TG: no shit sherlock
GG: so whats so important? is it bad?
TG: well not exactly i guess
TG: just need to ask a question about john
TG: then you can go back to having your narcoleptic attacks in peace
GG: hehehehe. ask away! :D
TG: ok
TG: does he
TG: um
TG: god why is this so fucking awkward to even type
GG: hahaha! its not for me :P
TG: obviously not jade
TG: but in all seriousness
TG: does he like anyone
GG: dave, how old are you?
TG: 21 why
TG: shit that was rhetorical wasnt it
TG: fuck im dumb
TG: that was so obvious
GG: you type fast.
GG: but i'm just saying
GG: 'like' is a word for little kids.
TG: fine
TG: ill word it differently if it makes the damn princess happy
TG: is he interested in anyone romantically
TG: that good enough for you
GG: yes.
TG: ok
TG: so
TG: answer plz
GG: i did.
TG: yes
GG: yes.
TG: oh my fucking god yes what
GG: yes as in yes, he is.
TG: oh i though you meant
TG: you know what nm
TG: but that brings me to my next question
GG: and that is?
TG: who
GG: ...
GG: can't say.
TG: what do you mean cant say
GG: i mean i can't say. what does it sound like?
TG: ok bad phrasing again
TG: why can't you say
GG: if i do, he'll kill me.
TG: john
GG: yes john! who else?
TG: ok jesus fuck
TG: no need to flip
TG: but please tell me
GG: im sorry dave, but i really can't!
GG: and anyway, i have to go!
GG: but i'll tell you something.
TG: what
GG: it's a guy.
GG: now go question my brother, not me.
TG: jade wait who
GG: bye dave.
- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] -
TG: dammit jade
TG: youre no fucking help
- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] -
Goddammit. That...helped...
Ok, who the fuck am I kidding? That didn't tell me anything other than the gender of the person!
Well...that is helpful I guess?
FUCK. It's a dude. It's probably Karkat.
Or maybe I should listen to what Jade said and ask...
I'll go do that.
A/N: Shitty chapter is shitty. See you next time!