1Chapter 1 Lunch

I am just for warning people that some of the stuff in this fic is REAL! I havn't had the chance to update because of exams. I changed the rating because I am going to put the swearing that my friends and I use. Right now I'm suppossed to be working on my S.S. project, and an English project, and not procrastinating. (Ha, yeah right) Okay, on with lunch!

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar. Unfortunately.

We walked down the hallway that lead to the Cafeteria. "Hey Rose, what's for lunch?" I asked.

"How am I supposed to know, I don't buy lunch!" she replied.

"Hold on a sec," I said, stopping. "How are you guys supposed to buy lunch?" I asked, gestering to the A:TLA cast. "You guys don't have any money."

"HEY! We have money!" They shouted, pulling out some copper and gold pieces.

"Be quiet!" I exclaimed. "Do you want another teacher to find us?"

"Well, you're not being all that quiet." Toph stated.

"She has a point, Kim." Rose said.

"Hey Rose."

"Yeah?"

"Don't help," I said sourly. "Okay, about the money, we don't use your kind of money here." I explained. "We use money like this." I pulled my lunch money from my pocket and showed it to them.

"Let me see it," Zuko demanded as he lunged for it. I pulled out of his reach.

" Uh, I'd rather you don't hold the money." I told him.

"What, Why!?"

" Um, maybe the pure fact that this is money made from paper, and you're a firebender." The Prince looked at me with a puzzled expression. " You're a firebender." I stated. " Fire, paper, last time I checked, they don't do that well together."

"Kim has a bit of a point, Zuzu," Azula taunted.

"Don't call me that!" Zuko snarled.

Suddenly we heard a strange, large, loud grummbling sound from Sokka's stomach.

"I think we should get something to eat now," I stated, and everyone nodded in agreement. "SWEET!!" I shouted, and everyone looked at me with a questioning look. "What? I was master of the obvious for a moment," I said, as if everyone in the world did that when they were master of the obvious.

(AN: By the way, I actually do shout stuff when I'm master of the obvious, or moto. Hahaha.)

"Does she always act like this?" Katara whispered into Rose's ear. Rose nodded.

"Don't worry though," Rose told her. "You will get used to it. I mean, look at me, I've been her friend for nine years, and there's nothing wrong with me." Katara, Aang, Toph, Zuko, Azula, Sokka and I all raised an eyebrow as she said that. "Okay, scratch that, but still, we're no weirder than any of the other retards in this school. You'll see in a few seconds." she said as we entered the Cafeteria.

I groaned as I saw the board with today's lunch on it. "Damn, it's 'Hot turkey sandwich'," I stated, using little quotes with my fingers. "ROSE!!" I suddenly said really loudly. "Don't say anything, this is all I'm gonna be able to get, and I'm starving, I didn't have any breakfast. I'd like to try and eat it without you making comments to make it worse than it already is." The reason I said this is because everytime I get lunch at the school (a.k.a every day) Rose and my friend Kelly always say this gross stuff it looks like, trying to make me lose my appatite

"Don't worry, I wasn't going to," She said. There was no one in the lunch line, an advantage of being late to lunch. Usually the line is HUGE! (Ha, I'm impersonating Billy Fuccello! If you know who he is.) We went up to the Lunch Lady, and got our trays. Rose gave me money for me to buy her some ice cream. When the avatar people got their 'food', they looked at it in disgust.

When I got to the cash register, I decided that I should tell the lady the exchange student story. "Um, these guys are exchange students, and they sorta don't have money, and I'm not sure what the exchange student lunch program stuff is, so can they get theirs free?"

She looked at the avatar cast, who were trying to look as innocent as they could. It was at this moment in time that I realized that the cast were wearing regular, our world street clothes, which, as you know, is very good. "Alright, but I'll be talking to Mr. Turk about what I should do."

"Okay, Thanks!" I said, and we went into the Intermediate Cafeteria, because it is sooo logical for the 8th graders to eat lunch in the Intermediate Cafeteria and not in the NEW Jr. High Cafeteria. And it's sooo logical to pack all of the eigth graders together in one Cafeteria. (Note the sarcasm.)

We sat down at our regular table, which somehow was big enough to fit all of us. Rose and I sat beside our friends Cory and Kelly and the cast sat somewhere between all of our other friends who sit with us, Natasha, Tina, Tori, and Mallory. (If any of my other friends read this, such as Jessica, Jennifer, or any one else I forgot, I'm sorry, really, I am.)

They all sat there with their mouths gaping open, but Rose said, "Shh, guys don't say anything, the fact that they are here might attract attention."

All around the Cafeteria, people were looking over at us and pointing, whispers filling the air. Aang looked around at us. "Uh, why are they staring at us?" Aang asked quietly.

Toph suddenly stood up and pointed. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" She shouted.

"Uh, Tessa," I said. It took a moment for Toph to remember her fake name. "There's no one over there."

"Oh, right, hehe, yeah," She sat down quickly. "That's a bit embarrassing."

"Hey!" Zuko exclaimed. "You have more than me!" he stated, pointing at Azula's tray.

"SO WHAT?" She yelled quietly. (If that's possible.) "I don't care, I wouldn't eat this... this... Komodo Rhino Shit! I mean, back at the Fire Nation Palace, where father actually loved me, I ate good food, not this peasant slop like you eat, Zuko. If father loved you..."

"Say one more word about fathers love, Azula," Zuko threatend through gritted teeth.

"Father loves me much more than you," Azula said. Zuko loaded his spork with 'meat' and prepared to fling it at his sister. "You wouldn't dare."

"Zach," I said, using his fake name because some people looked over at us at the sound of 'Azula.' "Stop and think about what your going to do, you don't need to."

"Yeah, calm down a bit," Rose said. Zuko didn't seem to hear us, and let loose the slop at his sister, where it collided with her face. We all gasped, and Azula glared. Then she picked up some of hers and threw it at Zuko, who quickly ducked, and it zoomed past his head and hit Jackie Morgan on the back of the head. Everyone in the cafeteria fell silent and looked over at our two tables.

Then someone shouted, "FOOD FIGHT!" and the lunches started flying in the air. Alyssa Brown threw some food at Azula to get revenge for Jackie, but Azula dodged and it flew and hit Sarah DiGiovanna in the face. Sarah got angry and threw some back, but it hit Katelyn Parshel instead. The whole cafeteria was now in chaos, and the teachers could do nothing about it. Rose and I were using most of our energy to make sure the cast didn't start bending, but our friends eagerly participated in the food fight as a chance to get revenge at people, or to express anger about something. Finally, Mr. Cecconi (pronounced Check-cone-ie) came in with a huge two-by-four thing, and whamed it on a nearby table.

Everyone stopped what they were doing, some people stopped in the middle of throwing the food. No one would get Mr. Cecconi angry. "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!" He yelled.

"A food fight obviously," I whispered to my friends inconspicuously. "Is he really that stupid?"

"Who started this!?" He demanded. Every student and teacher look at our table, and Rose and I tried not to laugh.

"It was those new exchange students!" Katelyn yelled. Rose and I glared at her, thinking about how much of a bitch she was. Man, we were going to get in so much trouble for this. Mr. Cecconi looked over at us.

"They're exchange students?" he asked. A stupid question.

"Yeah." Rose said.

"And you're the ones who are supposed to be making sure they don't get into trouble?" Another stupid question.

"Yeah." I said

"Do you two say anything other than 'yeah'?" he asked angrily.

"Yeah." Rose and I both said.

We all saw the anger rising in his face at the remarks. "Office ... now." We hesitated. "GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!" He yelled. We jumped and Rose, I and the cast ran from the Cafeteria.

"Well, back there again," Rose said as we walked down the hall, but when we entered the office, we were surprised to see Mrs. Bentley. "M-mrs. B-Bentley,"Rose stuttered.

"We, th-thought you were s-sick!" I said.

She glared at us. "These must be the exchange students." she stated. We nodded. "Why are you here?" she demanded. Then she looked at our clothes, seeing the food on them. "You started a food fight?"

"Uh, well..."

"It wasn't necessarily us."

"Then who was it?!"

"Well, they started it by fighting with each other," I pointed at Zuko and Azula, who glared. "But you know how siblings can be, right?"

"Yeah," Rose said, "and some other people got angry about it. But technically it wasn't us, so we can get off free, right?"

She glared at us. "Your supposed to make sure that the don't get into trouble. And so far you've done a lousy job about it."

"Yes, we know, and we'll make sure they don't get into anymore trouble, I swear."

She continued glaring, and we all shuddered. "What was that for?"

"Huh?" Rose asked. "What was what for?"

"The fact that you all just shuddered."

"Oh," Aang said. "We were just, uh. . . just. . ."

"Cold," Sokka finished. "We were just cold." All of us nodded.

She stared at us as if she were trying to bore into our souls, but then nodded. "Fine. Fine, but if you get into any more trouble because of them, and because you can't control them, they'll be sent back to Korea and you'll be given Saturday detention for two months."

"Yes, ma'am."

"We will not get into trouble."

"Don't worry."

She watched us as we retreated out of the room. "Well, that went well," Sokka said sarcastically.

"You're right," Aang told me and Rose. "She is scary. I can't believe you have to see her every day!"

"Actually, we don't see her every day," I said.

"Really? Why?"

" 'Cause she's only the secretary," Rose told the airbender. "It's not like we have a class with her, that would be awful."

"Yeah, we'd probably die if she were a regular teacher," I added. Just then we heard the sound of footsteps and stepped into a hall to see a bunch of eighth graders headed towards the main stairs.

"Aw, shit, I need to catch up with Cory! Toph, Azula, Aang, come with me!" Rose ran down the hall with the three in pursuit. I looked at Katara, Sokka, and Zuko.

"Well, I guess your coming with me to English."

AN: I am so sorry it has taken so long! I have just had a lot of projects and homework and didn't have a lot of time! By the way, my science teacher, Mr. Cecconi, does have a huge 2 by 4 thing. Its creepy. I'll try to update sooner. R&R PLEASE!