Please note that unless otherwise stated the story will be told from Conner's point of view


I went to take a shower. I had a date with a beautiful girl tonight. Her name actually is Caroline but I just call her Carrie. Interestingly I dated a Maggie before which is weird because my mom's name is Margaret. That's why I called her Maggie instead of Margaret. Caroline is my sister's name. It would be too weird to call my girlfriend by my sister's name.

Mom was out doing something. I think it was some kind of charity event. She does that at least once a month usually twice. I'm really proud of her. I love how she takes the time to help those in need. I was also really glad she wasn't here today. I only had 2 hours to get ready.

I'm sure many of you are thinking you're a boy. Why shouldn't it take you a few minutes to get ready.Well when you're the son of the President it's a different story. When I go out with my friends I can't look like how I normally do. I started by taking a shower. I washed from head to toe. I didn't want any odor coming from me tonight especially when I'm trying to impress my girl.

After that came the eye contacts. My eyes are brown so I had to chose a different color. I picked amber gold. It was Carrie's favorite color. She said it reminds her of springtime. She reminds me of heaven. I really adore her.

Next came the yucky part. Makeup... well actually it was cover up. I have a very distinguished scar that I got when I was 8. Four years later it is still very much there. So I had to cover up that scar with makeup. I blended it in the way mom taught me to. After that I put on a muscle suit.

I like muscle suits much better then fat suits for several reasons. First, I look better in a muscle suit. Also nobody can mess with me. Well they can but they won't get anywhere. That thing is packed to the max. I think it was what inspired the phrase "I'm rubber you're glue. Anything you do bounces off me and sticks to you."

My dad was actually the one who told me about muscle suits. He used to wear them when he was my age. He also wore one seven times when he was in college and once at a Halloween party. It was kind of funny to see him in pictures. After that I put on my clothes and my jacket. I would be going out in an hour. I ran into my dad in the hallway as I started heading out.