A/N: Hey look a second chapter. This one really no shippings. Although if you squint your eyes you can see some Spamano at the end. I based this off of a personal expereince of mine that I will talk about in a minute. Have Fun!

It was a normal day in the life of the Bad Touch Trio... Well... About as normal as it's gonna get. It was pretty normal by their standards. They were at the beach. Relatively normal. They swam, laid out to tan, and got boardwalk food. Basically, had the normal and awesome beach experience.

"Vell," Prussia said, downing another hotdog, "Ve should probably head back."

"Yeah," France said, "It is getting late.

"Can we stop to get aloe first?" Spain asked, "I have sunburn on my legs."

The other two nodded and they packed up the stuff. Luckily, it all fit into one bag. They walked up the boardwalk to one of the souvenier shops.

"I'll stay here with the stuff," France said, "You go get the aloe."

The other two nodded and headed into the shop. One shelf was full of assorted aloe.

"Which one to we get?" Spain asked, "There are so many."

Prussia looked at the many aloes lining the wall and finally picked one that was a bright blue color, "This one looks good. It says it's fast-acting."

"Okay," Spain said, "Let's get it."

The two walked up to the register and payed for the aloe and left the store. When they got outside, Spain sat down and France applied the aloe to his burn. When France was done, Spain got up and they began walking. Sadly, Spain has absolutely no tolerence for pain so, if even the slightest pain started from the burn, they put more aloe on his legs. After a while of walking, Spain began to sway a little.

"Spain," France said when he saw his friend stagger a little, "You okay?"

"I'm fine," Spain said, trying his best to straighten out.

The other two looked worried but just kept walking.

After some more walking, and a few more applications of aloe, the staggering got worse.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Prussia asked, "You're valking like a drunk person."

"I'm good," Spain said, then fell over. "I'm not good."

"Vat just happened?" Prussia said, confused, "Did you drink or somezing?"

"No," Spain said, trying to get up, "I can't get up."

"Can I see the aloe?' France asked. Prussia handed him the bottle and France began to read the label. He facepalmed and began to shake his head.

"Vat?" Prussia asked.

"It says, "France began, "That the aloe contains a numbing agent, so you can only apply it three times through the course of an hour."

"Oh," Spain said, "That explains a lot."

"Yeah," France said, annoyed. He lifted Spain off the ground and threw him over his shoulder, "Guess I have to carry you home."

"Vere are ve?" Prussia asked.

"We're in the woods near my house," Spain said, "Just keep walking forward."

France nodded and the other two who could still walk began to walk.

After about an hour France asked, "About how long does it usually take for you to get through the woods?"

"About 30 minutes," Spain said, "Why?"

"It's been an hour," Prussia said, "How much longer until ve get to your house?"

"Oh," Spain said, "Now that I think about it we may have had to take a left by that tree back there."

"Vich tree?" Prussia exclaimed, "Ve are in ze voods! Ve are surrounded by trees!"

"The big one," Spain said, "Then you take a right at the big rock."

"Which rock?" France asked, "There are a lot of rocks."

"Yeah," Spain said, "We're lost."

"You'll have to tell us how to get back," France said.

"I can't describe it," Spain said, "I just know it when I see it. And I can't walk."

"I've noticed!" France said, annoyed, "I'm carrying you!"

"Vell," Prussia said, "Try your best."

"Okay," Spain said, "Turn around and start walking back the way we came."

France and Prussia turned around and began to walk back.

After about 20 minutes, Spain said, "That's the tree. Turn around." France and Prussia turned and Spain said, "Now take a left."

France and Prussia took a left like Spain said and continued walking.

After a little while longer, Spain said, "That's the rock. Take a right."

France and Prussia turned again and continued to walk. Eventually, they did arrive at Spain's house. But it was practically pitch black.

"Ve're here," Prussia said, "Finally."

France knocked on the door and waited. Eventually, Romano answered the door.

France took Spain and sat him on the ground just inside the doorway, "He's all your's."

The other two left the house and Romano closed the door, "What happened, bastardo?"

End

A/N: So this personal experience of mine was when I went to Maine and bouight a bright blue aloe I was only allowed to use a certain amount of time through the course of an hour because of the numbing agent. I had to go get regular aloe because it wasn't helping and I had already reached the limit ^^" Anyway, comments and constructive criticism are excellent and welcomed!