Disclaimer: Naruto and all it's characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I simply ahem "borrowed" them as well as all my friend's characters and placed them into this random story with it's random randomnessness.
A/N: This story is dedicated to Adalysa Moldanado aka Sabaku no Kari aka Kari(ko) Morizaki and Karina whateverthehellherlastnameis, though she was completely against the writing and posting of this fic.(She thought I was kidding when I told her during the last few days of school I was gonna write it. BUT I SHOWED HER SO HA.)
Chapter #2: Bye bye towel. Hello Lee.
"Well, go ask him,"
"Excuse me? You go ask him,"
"Psshh. Yeah right,"
"Well I'm definatly not asking him just looking at him creeps me out,"
"That's not being very supportive of the love of Karina's life,"
"Whatever. I agree, I have... bushyeyebrowaphobia so my psychiatrist wouldn't be too pleased if I went,"
"You're such a liar,"
"Yeah you definatly made that up it doesn't even sound remotly like a real disease,"
"That's cuz it's not a disease. It's a phobia get it right dumbtard,"
"And since when have you been seeing a psychiatrist?"
"Since I saw Lee and began having head trama,"
"Having bushy eyebrows doesn't people head trama,"
"It does if you have bushyeyebrowaphobia,"
"Well if you don't wanna ask him just go and see Kari,"
"Why don't you just go see Kari?"
"Because I'm not an idiot,"
"I beg to differ,"
"I second that,"
"You guys are buttholes. If you truly loved us. If you truly loved ME. You would do this,"
"Not your best motivation..."
"All right I'll get him,"
"What!?"
Kohana turned away from the rest of the circle and cupped her hands over her mouth "HEY LEE," she yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Can you get any louder?" Kairi asked covering her ears after the purple had finished practically yelling into them.
"OMG WHAT DID YOU DO?" Aurora said eyes wide.
This time it was Zathura's turn to cover her ears "Obviously Aura can." she glared at her daughter.
Completely ignoring the her mother's glares she grabbed Kohana's shirt "Didn't I just tell you I have-"
She was cut off as a smiling Lee waved to them "Hi you guys." he called happily.
"H-hey Lee. W-what's up?" Aurora asked the color draining from her face to match the color of her hair.
She let go of Kohana's shirt and retreated to the back of the group.
"I am fine but are you okay? You look a little sick." his expression turned to a look of concern.
"Don't worry about it she's just being dramatic." Kairi answered looking back at her sister lazily.
"Oh O.K. But did you want something?"
"Yeah we need you to go get Karina's bo- ow" Yumi was cut off as she was jabbed painfully in the ribs by Zim.
"Get Karina's what?" Lee asked questioningly.
"Her...um hheerrr... bo..na..na phone?" Kohana said yelling out the first thing that popped into her head.
"Banana phone?!" Zathura whispers harshly in ear "Is that the best you could come up with it?"
"I didn't see you coming up with anything!" she whispered back
"That's because you didn't give anyone a chance before you let out your diahhrea of the mouth," Kairi interrupted.
"Would you guys shush!"
The three girls looked up from their whispered arguement just in time to catch Zim say "put it in..." to Lee
All of thier eyes widend and thier perverted imaginations went wild as they completely ignored the rest of the conversation.
"Put what in? ZIM HOW COULD YOU THAT'S KARINA'S BOY TOY!" Aurora yelled automatically from the back. Her mind having obviously tuned out everything but that as well.
Zim rolled her eyes irritatedly "Get your head outta the gutter, Kitty"
"Yea Kitty get your head outta the gutter. You dishonor your family" Kairi called out pointing an accusing a finger at her.
"Whatever you know you were thinking it too," she grumbling.
"Thinking what?" Lee asked curiously completely oblivious to the topic of the conversation.
Aurora shrunk back into a ball now that Lee had reentered the conversation.
"Don't worry about it... so will you go get her... um... banana phone...?" the dirty blonde asked.
"OF COURSE HE WILL," a big booming voice called out as a large puff of smoke appeared beside the ninjutsuless ninja.
"OMG THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!" The white haired ninja hiding in the back let out a blood curdling scream as her eyes bugged out of her head at the sight of the notorious Might Guy. She could feel her vision blur and within seconds she had been engulfed in darkness and lay motionless on the floor.
"Gai-sensei..." an emotion-filled Lee said as tears welled up in his eyes.
"Come on Lee let the power of youth guide you on your search,"
"Yes Gai-sensei!" Lee calls out with fire in his eyes.
"What a pretty fire,"Yumi says staring at the flames.
"Doesn't that burn?" asks Kohana
"I should think should so...'Zathura replies thinking it over.
"It doesn't seem to be affecting him," Kairi pointed out.
All the girls shrugged at once giving up on the topic.
"Well Lee it's at Kari's hotel we put it in the bathroom," Zim says shooting a glance at Aurora's unconcious body without the least bit of concern for her fallen friend.
"O.k. then Lee that settles it. Go forth and multiply!" Gai shouts out pointing a finger in a random direction.
"Yes Ga- wait what?"
"Just kidding Lee. But I'm afraid your going to have to complete this quest alone. I've been summoned by Lady Hokage for a mission,"
"Alright Gai-sensei I understand and with the power of youth I WILL PREVAIL!" he calls throwing a few punches in random directions and kicking his foot into the air.
"Well then OFF WE GO," and with a loud POOF the leader of team Gai dissapeared.
"Now I shall be going as well! But... um what about Aurora?"
"She's fine. She just wants attention." Aurora's mother replied dending down and poking her daughter in the ribs.
"O.k then I will see you later," Lee says nodding his head toward the group of girls and running off in the direction of the hotel.
Five out of six girls sighed with releif now that they no longer had to worry about going off to thier doom.
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From the tree branch leading from the second story bathroom to the tree Karina clung for dear life. She could hear the loud bangs of the older ninja's body slamming against the wood and the splinters of the wood caving in under the pressure.
'God please help me make it out of this alive,' she pleads desperatlty as she moved to another more precarious branch, completely forgetting the fact that she's a ninja due to fear and lack of clothing,
"Eek!" she yells out as sheslipped. Now dangling with her feet in the air she pleaded once again 'Please PLEASE let no one see me like this!'
Then Karina watched in horror as her prayer was completely ignored and a speading streak of green headed straight towards her yelling "DO NOT WORRY KARINA I WILL GET YOU YOUR BANANA PHONE!!"
The four eyed ninja groaned as she sweat dropped. Why did he have to come now of all times? She judged the distance from the tree branch to the ground. Maybe she could jump from the tree and run for it without Lee seeing. But before she could even think of jumping Lee had slowed down to halt right under where she was swaying.
'O.k if I'm perfectly silent maybe he won't notice me," she decided "O.k Karina just calmed down,"
She let out the breath she had been holding with a sigh as she relaxed but stiffend once again when she saw Lee look around.
'What is he superman? There's no way he heard that!!'
She unstiffenend once again she saw him shrug his shoulders.
But as fate would have it, Lee did not simply walk towards the hotel in search of the imaginary banana phone Karina would not even dream of purchasing because at that moment with her hands being used to hold herself up, the towel slipped from her body and fell down right towards the bushy browed ninja.
End Chapter 2
Well whether your discusted or elated that was chapter 2. This one didn't have that much Karina I know but there will be more. By the way I put an obvious quote from Howl's Moving Castle in it. First people to tell me what it was will get... something. . Moo.