A/N: Yay a third one! This has a lemon in it. it is not as detailed as what I would usually put but it's their and it's Spamano so... Have fun with that...
"Damn it bastard!" Romano yelled at the Spaniard strattling him, "Get on with it!"
Spain tsked, "So impatient Lovi."
Spain reached over to the nightstand to grab the lube from it. He popped the cap ad squirted some in his hands to lube his fingers.
He placed one of his fingers in Romano's entrance, causing Romano to hiss. The lube was colder than he remembered. Over the next couple of minutes, Romano had been prepared. He felt like he was going numb but he guessed it was from pleasure... Although... This had never happened before. Spain could also feel his fingers grown numb, but he ignored it, too preoccupied to care.
Spain proceded to lube himself and slide into Romano, waiting a bit for him to get comfortable. When Romano gave Spain the okay, Spain started to thrust into him. After a little while Romano came, but Spain couldn't.
"I can't come," Spain said, pulling out of Romano, "It feels numb." Spain lifted his hand, "And so do my fingers."
"My asshole feels numb," Romano said, "Why?"
Spain picked up the bottle of lube and examined it carefully. He realized the problem rather quickly, "Oh."
"What is it bastardo?" Romano asked.
"This isn't lube," Spain said, "This is the aloe from my trip to the beach yesterday."
"You mean the one with the numbing agent?" Romano yelled. Spain nodded and Romano kept yelling, "You idiot!"
"Well it will wear off," Spain said. "I mean, I can walk again."
Romano merely kept yelling and swearing at Spain while they waited for it to wear off.
-With France and Prussia-
"And that's how I got my various bruises and temporary deafness," Spain finished telling his friends the story while they laughed.
"Keseseseseseses," Prussia laughed, "Zat is hilarious!"
"Onhonhonhonhonh," France gave his own laugh as well, "Yeah. How'd you mess that up?"
"Shut up!" Spain yelled, "I wasn't thinking straight and couldn't see what I was doing at the moment!"
"Too busy staring at Romano?" France nudged his friend while Prussia gave a laugh, "Yeah. Distracted much?"
"Oh, shut up!" Spain yelled again, causing his friends to burst into another fit of laughter.
End
A/N: Only Spain... Anyway dd you like this one? I know it was shorter than the other ones but... Please comment and give contructive criticism. It's much appreciated!