A/N: This one is incredibly short and contains Freak (I'm guessing you all know what that is by now). My friend Cera and I wrote this when we went to karaoke with another one of our friends. We were talking. This is our conversation (The backstory may just be the best part):
Mona: I was reading something and it said, "France would hit on anything that moves."
Cera: *laughs* And do anything with a pulse.
Mona: Yeah he's in the woods. "Oh I'm lost in the woods. Look, a random dog."
Cera: *laughing* If he was drunk enough he might hit on an inanimate object.
Mona: Yeah like a telephone pole!
And this happened! We both wrote the beginning and I wrote the epilogue. Enjoy~!
France, Prussia, and Spain exited the bar and started walking down the street. France was stumbling, being far more drunk than the other two.
As the trio the corner, the Frenchman approached a nearby telephone pole.
Swaying, he leaned agianst it. "So... Come here often?" He slurred seductively.
Everyday, everynight, It replied in his head.
"So... Wanna come to my place?" He replied.
Under his breath, Spain muttered, "I'm so telling Heracles..."
"Francis... You do realize zat you are talking to a telephone poll, ja? If you must hit on somezing at least hit on somezing vith a pulse..." France blinked at him.
Then he turned to Spain. He put his arm around the brunnette's shoulders and slurred, "Soo... Come here often?" Spain just stared at him.
Prussia facepalmed, "Dude... Seriously...?!
Epilogue (Dude... Seriously...?!)
After France sobered up considerably, he went home to Greece. He was sitting on the couch with him when the phone rang.
"I'll get it," Greece said quietly as he lazily got up to answer. France hads no idea what he was saying. All he could hear was Greece, "Hello? Oh hi. Hmm? Okay. I see. Okay, thank you. Bye." Greece hung up the phone and turned to France, "I just got a very interesting call from Antonio."
Fuck, France thought.
End
France: But I love you more than him. Or her. Or anybody. Or anything.
Greece: Anything?
France: The telephone pole.
A/N: The ending bit was because we were listening to a song at karaoke and the song went "I love you more than him. Or her. Or anyone. Or anything." Now saying "I love you more than anything" is normal. But if you've already said "More than anyone" saying "More than anything" is kind of creepy. But this conversation happened:
Mona: That was kind of creepy, but France would have to say that to Greece after he found out.
Cera: *thinks* ... Oh yeah the telephone pole!
Mona: Yeah! *writes it down*
So here you havite! Did you like it? Reveiws and constructive criticism are awesome~ but flames will be used back at you.