A/N: This one is also based on some knowledge I have taken from situations I have been in in the past. They are also at the Five Guys near my house which has the South Shore Plaza across the street which has a Target. Anyway, enjoy~!

The World Conference had just ended and our dear trio of friends here decided to grab some lunch together.

"Where do you guys want to go?" Spain asked.

"Let's go to Five Guys!" Prussia said, "I'm ze burger mood!"

"Okay," France said, "Let's roll."

-At Five Guys-

The three friends sat at their table and ate their burgers while the rest of the people in the fast food place stared at the culturally diverse group in wierd military uniforms who were laughing like they were high. It was an odd sight. Not that the three friends gave a shit.

"Zis needs hot sauce," Prussia said after taking a bite from his burger. He reached to his side and said, "Good Zing I have a hot sauce holster." He pulled up a bottle of hot sauce and unscrewed the cap.

"You have hot sauce... In your pants...?" Spain stared at his friend in confusion.

"No," Prussia said, "I have hot sauce in a holster on my pants."

France just shook his head and looked at the lable of the hot sauce. When he saw the brand, he warned Prussia, "Careful. You have insanity sauce. That's really hot and will probably kill a person in large quantities."

"Oh please," Prussia said, "I could chug zis and still be fine."

"Fine. If you're so convinced you can chug that without any problems," France said, "Go for it."

"Fine," Prussia said, removing the cap, "I vill."

Prussia gave France one last look before putting the top of the bottle in his mouth. He tilted the bottle back and began to drink the substance. He stopped when the bottle was about half empty and stopped.

He was expressionless for a moment before he smiled, "Ha! I told y-" Prussia stopped and sat there with a horrified look on his face before he started to spit the red liquid out, "Ahhh! It burns! My mouth is literally melting!"

"I told you!" France said with a laugh, "You can't chug that stuff." Spain tried to stifle a laugh as well.

"I know! I know!" Prussia yelled drinking his soda. That didn't help, "Ahh! Please help me! This burns!"

"Well yeah," France said, "Soda only makes it worse."

Spain smiled, "You need milk."

"Okay whatever it is I need get me some!" Prussia yelled, tears entering his eyes from the pain.

"Prussia," Spain stared at his friend through wide eyes, "Are you crying?"

"No," Prussia said, wiping the rushing tears. "It's liquid awesome."

"Whatever," France said, "We'll go to the Target across the street and get you the milk."

"Danke," Prussia said. The three got up and began to walk to the mall across the street.

-At Target-

The three friends began to walk to the market section of Target, once again ignoring the stares of the people in the store. Prussia's mouth was burning as he tried to hold back the hot tears in his eyes. Gott, why did he have to make such a huge mistake?

They arrived in the proper section and France grabbed a carton of milk. They walked back to the front of the store, each second agonizing for Prussia. At one point they lost Spain and they had to wait longer while they tried to find him.

Finally, they were able to pay for the milk. Prussia took it from France and began to chug it even faster then he chugged the hot sauce. His tongue went numb, but he was happy because that meant the pain was going away.

He tried talking to his friends, but he couldn't because his mouth was numb. Prussia glared at his friends as they laughed at his speech failures.

End

A/N: As I said, I got this from something my dad told me. This is our conversation:

Dad: *tastes the insanity sauce* Wow that's hot!

Me: Wow... You never think anything's hot... It must be hot...

Dad: Yeah... Never use this unless you want to die...

Me: Sounds like something teenagers would dare each other to chug.

Dad: Yeah... Except they would die at the first taste.

And this was born! Comments and constructive criticism are excellent~!