alright so i've been getting a couple reoccurring questions so i'm just gonna answer them here if you're down with that (meaning there's no smut here so if that's what you're after feel free to skip ahead! ha ha. its not like i'll cry or anything. hahahah. *continues laughing while constructing a dam to prevent my tears from drowning the continent*)
Q. how old is the reader?
A. the reader is CLEARLY 18 or older! *robotic tone* because anyone that is under the legal age of consent would never read mature content. preposterous! they're all too busy at weenie hut jrs.
Q. why are you so bad at updating?
A. haha...i am but a lizard...i dont speak english..haha...
Q. What does the boyfriend look like?
A. I give a very /very/ vague description of him later on, you can imagine him however you'd like.
Q. do you ever get tired of charming all the ladies?
A. hell nope! but i am married to spiderman memes
anything else feel free to ask!