Shadow belongs to SEGA and Eugene belongs to Craig and Nickelodeon.
Shadow and Eugene: I Don't Dance
Oh this kid had to be kidding.
"And dance! Dance! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!" Eugene sang, finishing his grand dance number with a stylish—and non-accident induced—knee slide to the front of the stage.
The Ultimate Lifeform executed the perfect facepalm. "You're not kidding."
Eugene leapt up in a way so that not only was he standing erect once more, but also facing the incompliant chaos controller.
"Oh c'mon, Shadow," the redhead cheered with his hands gesturing 'Give us your best shot.' "You'll like it once you get into the rhythm of it. Trust me!"
An eye twitched on the ebony Mobian's face. 'This kid's just asking for it, isn't he?'
And no, Shadow was not referring that thought to the humiliating choreography.
"I don't dance."
A coughing sound from the nearly nonexistent audience caught the hedgehog's attention...and caused him to close his eyes and sigh in clear frustration.
"If it'll get Arnold off my back..."
I sincerely hope that I had Shadow in character here.