A\N: Nr 23 happens after the hippie-day and the surprised visit of Sweetpanda12. Also, I gave Rico the ability to speak fluently, just in case anyone was wondering. X) One more thing, I said that earlier, but I don´t take request. Exception: If anyone wants to make a guest appearance.
19) While he's sleeping, put with lip gloss in his face "I'm of flat headed":
"Kowalski, is he asleep?" Private whispered. Kowalski sprayed a whiff of Julian´s hairspray near the other penguin´s beak. Skipper muttered something about dumb mammals and turned around, facing his team.
"Yeah, he´s asleep." The scientist confirmed.
Rico gagged up some lip gloss they had borrowed from Marlene and began writing on his face, Kowalski directing him. Finally it was all done.
The team quickly sat down round the table and began playing cards.
Skipper shouldn´t suspect anything when he woke up.
They were playing the fourth game when the penguin finally stirred.
"Good evening, Skippah!" Private greeted him cheerfully.
"Mhmm…" was the only response. The penguin dragged himself out of his bunk bed, still half-asleep. He cracked a eye half open to see what his team was doing.
They were looking at him, somewhat amused, but other than that, just playing cards.
"Rico, make me some," a heavy yawn interrupted Skipper, before he continued, "some coffee, I need to wake up…"
"Yes sir!"
Cold water. That would help him wake up. He waddled over to the bathroom and raises his head to the mirror.
Being still rather drowsy, his brain didn´t connect to good.
The lip gloss did seem to bother him, but he rubbed it away with a towel half-consciously.
Then he splashed some cold water on his face and strode out of the bathroom for that cup of coffee.
20) Tap him on the shoulder and when he turns, squirt him in the eye with a water pistol. Run:
A tap on Skipper´s shoulder got him whirling around. "WHAT?!" He yelled. Before he could even get an answer, a cold squirt of water splashed into his eye. While he stumbled back and cursed, he could hear someone hopping away in small, light hops.
21) Play loud music& 22) Invite Dr. Blowhole for a no-penguins party in his HQ
Nothing like some good loud beats while you´re having a migraine. Skipper sat at his table, suffering under some Taylor Swift. He tapped his foot impatiently underneath the table, hoping that the ending would come soon, till he noticed he was tapping with the music. Irritated with himself, the penguin stood up and walked over to the door, popping some aspirins tablets into his beak. He opened the door and saw Dr. Blowhole swaying around the room and a twelve year old girl hanging up posters of Taylor Swift, puppies and Blowhole. "Get lost, peng-u-in!" Blowhole yelled over the music. "This is a no-peng-u-ins-allowed party!" "This is MY HQ!" Skipper yelled back. Then he pointed at the girl. "And who the deuce is that?" "Angel!" The girl yelled, trying to speak louder than Taylor. "Aka DrBlowholeluv!" The fish said with a grin. Then he glared at the writer for calling him a fish. "GET OUT OF MY HQ!" The penguin shouted angrily. Angel and Blowhole looked at each other, then rolled their eyes and walked out. "Learn to have some fun!" Angel told him. Skipper watched them leave, then glowered at the boom box. "And you too!" He said and kicked it over, causing the cable to jerk out. Silence filled the room. The leader sighed gratefully and walked away, ripping a poster of Dr. Blowhole zapping him on the way out.
23) Call him flathead (written by Sweetpanda12 and TheSkySpiritsTalentShow):
After the hippie and unauthorized personnel incident, Skipper was more paranoid than usual. As he stirred his fish coffee, he heard a voice: "So flat head, what´s up?" Skipper looked around, but the only things he saw were AT listening to her iPod, Rico reading his magazine, Private watching the Lunacorns and Kowalski was in his lab somewhere, making an invention that would certainly blow up sooner or later. The leader felt silly doing this, but he cleared his throat. "Who just called me flat head?" He demanded to know. Only his men looked up. "It wasn´t me, Skippah." Private said. "Or me." Rico went back to his action magazine. "Hey, flat head! I´m talking to you!" Skipper growled irritated. "Who´s talking?!" "Well, you horizontal-headed bird, if you would just turn around." The penguin did and took a few steps back. "You again?" He groaned. "Rico! Get your girlfriend or whoever she is out of my HQ! She´s a girl and she´s a mammal, so OUT!" Sweetpanda12 narrowed her eyes at him. "Listen up, flat head…your team may or may not tolerant that tone, but don´t youdare to use that tone with me. Understood?" Skipper was just about to fire a comment back, when suddenly he just slumped backwards onto his chair. "Just…get…out." He sighed, rubbing his aching temples. "Skippah, are you okay?" Private asked. "Yeah, I´m fine. Just had a hard week." He looked up. Sweetpanda12 studied his face for a second, before her normal grin came back. "Alright, Kowalski? Here´s the book you wanted. Don´t hurry in bringing it back!" She tossed him her physic books then headed out.
24) When he comes home late, march his way and start screaming like an over concerned mother:
"Hey team!" Skipper flipped down the ladder, panting hard while brushing at the mud caked in his feathers. "Sorry I´m late for dinner, I was chasing a-" "SKIPPER ALFRED FISHBONES!" A shout interrupt him. The leader cringed a bit of hearing his full name like his mother used to yell whenever he was in trouble. He turned around to see Marlene marching up to him, a dark frown on her face. "Skipper Alfred Fishbones," She said again. "Where the fish were you? You know how worried I was? Blowhole could´ve gotten you! Or you could´ve gotten lost in the dark!" Skipper looked surprised. "Well, thanks for caring so much about me, but first, the bottle-nose is a Coney Island amnesiac and-" The otter put her paw over his beak. "Enough with these fairytales! I told you to be here by eight-thirty and it´s ten-fifty now! I want you in bed in thirty minutes and you are grounded for a week!" The others tried not to laugh as he stared at her. "But mom- I mean, Marlene! I-" He shook his head clear and straightened up. "Marlene, I have to ask you to go back to your habitat. My men and I don´t have time for this!" "Two weeks!" "Marlene! I´m not going to repeat myself!" "Don´t use that tone on me, young man!" She grabbed his flipper and pulled him towards his bunk. Skipper was tempted to shout at her, but that would just put him in a bad light. And he did respect his mother. "Fine!" He growled and climbed into bed. Marlene nodded approvingly and kissed the top of his head. "Sweet dreams!" She climbed back up the ladder, leaving a blushing penguin and three laughing ones behind.
25) If he steps into the HQ, glare at him and come up with very stupid questions to find out if he´s an imposter:
Ringtail+Mission= Failed Mission. Failed Mission+Skipper= Bad mood and tiredness. The penguin just wanted to sit in his quiet, empty HQ, without dealing with annoying lemurs or fanatic visitors. He jumped down the hatch. Rico was painting his girlfriend, singing quietly to her. The sight made the other smile a bit and he took a step forward. Instantly, Rico swung around and point a bazooka at him. "Who are you?" He demanded to know. "Rico, stand down! It´s me Skipper." Rico gave him a sharp look. "How do you know if you´re not an imposter?" "Because that´s silly! No one has ever cloned me before. Now put away your toy and let me pass!" The other penguin demanded. "Be quiet, you´re in no position to order me around!" The weapon experts snarled. "If you really are the real Skipper…how many parents do you have?" "Classified." Skipper answered bitterly. Rico still didn´t seem convinced. "What´s Skipper´s favorite snow-cone sort?" "Classified." "Who was his first crush?" "Classified." "Who is your trainer?" "Classified." "What happened to Manfredi and Johnson?" "Classified." "Who is his favorite trainee?" "Classified." "Where was he born?" "Classified." The scarred penguin scanned his face for any lies, then put his flipper on the trigger. For a scary moment, Skipper thought he was going to shoot. Then, "I´m going to ask you one more question about him. If you get this one wrong, I´ll kill you…what´s his name?" "Classified." Rico smiled and lowered the flame thrower. After giving his officer a salute, he went back to drawing while Skipper swallowed some sleeping pills and crashed in his bunk.
26) While he´s sleeping, dress him up like a hippie and when he wakes up, either scream "HIPPIE!" or make a peace sign at him and say, "Yeah! The 60s will never die! Peace out, Skippy!"
She wasn´t supposed to be here according to her mom, Alice and Skipper. But all of them were sleeping…actually any sane human\penguin would be asleep at this time of night. SweetPanda crept silently down into the HQ, where Private was waiting for her. "Hi SweetPanda12!" He greeted her, then held up some clothes. "Here, I got them!" "Great! Let´s hurry then before he wakes up!" The two quickly pulled a tie-dye shirt over the other´s head, gave him a wig with long, braided hair and a golden peace necklace.
The next morning, Skipper was just about to wake up his crew for another day when…
"HIPPIE!"
Skipper turned around and got into a fighting stance, only to be greeted by a familiar silhouette.
"Heya flat head," grinned Sweetpanded12
"Let´s get some training done."
27) Dye your hair, wear colored contact lenses and run up to him while he´s around a lot of other people. Say: "You thought you could get away with not having to pay child support, eh? What about little Anita and little Tony that´s coming along? If you think you´re letting me have YOUR kid without you there, you have another thing coming!" Drag him away with you:
"´Something isn´t right!´ I decided. So I sneaked the opposite way, only to find-" Skipper paused. His listeners leaned forward. "To find what?!" Marlene asked impatiently. "The bodies of the general and the cook." Skipper finished with a smug grin as everyone around him gasped. "Really? Ewww!" "No way! Why the cook?" "I knew it!" "SKIPPER!" Everyone turned around to see a disguised AT. All she did really was dye her hair, put on contact lenses and a plain dress, but no one expect Skipper seemed to recognize her. "Who is that?" Marlene asked. "AT, if you mind, I´m telling them a stor-HEY!" She picked him up and glared at him. "You thought you could get away with not having to pay child support? What about Anita and little Tony that´s coming along?! If you think you´re letting me have YOUR kid without you there, you have another thing coming!" Skipper stared at her before struggling against her hold. "No! Let me go!" "Not a chance!" He pecked at her hand, making AT drop him at first, but then the other just grabbed his flipper and dragged him off, the penguin struggling and shouting. The others just stood around in awkward silence before Private called after them: "Congratulations, Skippah!"
28) Interrupt any important moment by getting down on one knee and ask him to marry you. Watch his face twist in horror and prepare to run for your life:
"Alright, we´ll corner them at exactly 1400 pm. Any questions?" Skipper scanned his team. Private shyly raised his flipper. "The private has a question. Yes?" The small penguin shuffled forward, then dropped on one knee, placing his machine gun beside him.
"Skippah, you light up my life. Every day when I see you, my heart beats faster and my beak has to smile. You are perfect in every way possible. Every time I would face a fight I would think of you. You are my shining star and I always want to be close to you. Skippah Alfred Fishbone…will you please marry me?" Private took out a tiny box out of his feathers. Kowalski didn´t know whenever to run to Private´s aid or Skipper´s, whose face was getting paler by the second. Then all of the sudden, Private jumped up and ran back into the line. He saluted his leader who finally recovered and glared at him. "Young rookie, would you want to sit this mission out?" "No sir!" "Good…so are there any more questions?" "No sir!" They all replied in union. "Let´s roll then!" And they did.
A\N: And that´s it! For now. ;) Review please and let me know if I have to change or add something! Please criticize if you have to! &)