29) Pretend it´s Ignore-Skipper day. If he gets mad, pretend nothing happened:

"Good evening everyone!" Skipper said festively. The entire zoo had gathered for Game Night. No one responded and continued to talk to their conversation partner. The penguin looked a little irritated but shrugged it off as a lack of hearing. "So, Marlene, what do you have planned for tonight? Hopefully no more city raids." He chuckled. The otter kept her back to him and never broke off her last-Tuesday-night convo with itsallolapalooza. The leader frowned, then got an idea. He slid over to Private and said, "Soldier! Status report of the first five minutes!" The Brit jumped slightly, but didn´t respond, even though he grew very nervous. "PRIVATE!" Skipper yelled, causing everyone to stop and look at him. Private winced and turned around sharply with a salute. "Yes sir?" "Why are you ignoring me?" His commanding officer demanded. "I-I´m not ignoring you." The other said meekly. "You are, in fact everyone in this room is!" "No one´s ignoring you, Skippykins." Itsallolapalooza said. Maybe it was just a trick of the light, but it seemed like the author was trying not to smile. "Maybe you should just talk a bit louder." Skipper groaned and waved a dismissive fin. Everyone turned away and continued their activities. "Either I´m going crazy, or they´re up to something." Skipper muttered to himself, before raising his voice again. "So, who´s in charge of getting snacks tonight?" No one answered.

30) Spill coffee on his head:

"Okay, do you have any experience with animals?" Kowalski asked.

"Well, yeah. I have a dog, I collect snail shells, I love animals and llamas!" The genius nodded and wrote it down on his clipboard.

"So, Bml1997, you want to be a recruit in our team?"

"Sure, Skippy!"

"Don´t call me that!"

Bml1997 shrugged and accidently spilled some of her morning coffee onto his head. Hot, sticky morning coffee.

The penguin scowled.

"Sorry." The other said and turned to Kowalski to answer his next question.

Skipper got a wet washcloth and began cleaning his head.

"Do you eat meat?"

"I´m a vegetarian! Eating meat, that´s like eating my dog!" In her excitement, she moved her hand, causing more coffee to spill on the flathead of the penguin below her. Now his washcloth was dirty and so were his feathers. Again.

"Bml1997, could you please-"

"Huh?" She turned around quickly, spilling the last of her drink over the officer.

Skipper glared at her.

"Oh sorry, Skippy!"

"I told you not to call me that! And PLEASE finish your breakfast BEFORE you come here for a job application, alright? I´m out for a swim." The penguin slid off.

"Excuse him." Private said. "He just had some bad days."

31) Laugh and call him chubby:

The penguins were doing their normal cute and cuddly routine when some sudden giggling broke their concentration.

A group of kids were sitting on the bench, giggling and pointing at Skipper.

"What´s going on?" The penguin whispered to Kowalski.

"I have no idea, sir."

"Did someone put a sign on my back? Or something on my face?"

The penguin was getting more irritated by the second.

"No, sir! They´re laughing without any reason!"

Then one of the girls stood up and held up her phone.

"What are you doing?" Her friend asked.

"I wanted to take a picture of that chubby penguin there!" She pointed to Skipper.

"Uh-oh." Rico gasped and the team took couple of steps back.

Skipper glared hard at the girl. "What did you just say?" He asked through a clenched beak.

"Hey, you should upload it on Facebook with the caption, ´New York´s chubbiest penguin´."

"I´M MUSCULAR, NOT CHUBBY!" Skipper yelled and attacked the kids.

It took Kowalski, Rico and Alice to drag him back into his habitat.

Skipper remained snappy for the rest of that day.

32) Ask him: "Skipper, are you called ´Skipper´ cuz you´re good at skipping? Like, skipping down the hall, skipping classes, skipping ropes?"

"Skipper, I have a question." walked over to said penguin, who barely looked up from the newspaper. "Okay. What is it?"
"Why are you called Skipper?"

He looked up surprised. "Why am I called Skipper?"

"Yeah."

Skipper put his newspaper down. "Well, I haven´t really thought about it."

"Is it because you´re good at skipping? Like, skipping down the hall, skipping classes, skipping rope?" She asked innocently.

"What? No! Maybe my father wanted a military term or it´s becuz my mother had me on a ship. I don´t know, but it´s certainly not because I skip-rope!"

just smiled. "Suuure it´s not…skipping-skippy."

33) Put him and Marlene on a tree and sing "SKIPPER AND MARLENE SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!".

"Skipper?" The penguin officer looked up at the sound of his name. "Yeah, what´s up Angel?"

"I can´t free my kite out of the tree!" She said.

"And you want me to get it out."

"Yes please."

He sighed and swung himself onto a branch. "Alright where is your kite?"

"Hey Skipper!" Marlene appeared next to him so sudden, that Skipper almost punched her.

"Whoa, Marlene! What are you doing, sneaking up like that?"

"What are you doing, trying to punch a girl?"

"That´s called action and reaction."

"Well, because of you, I scarped my check against the bark." She showed the rubbed area.

Skipper forgot about the kite and stepped closer. "Sorry, Marlene. Here, let me take a look at that." He stepped even closer so he could examine her cheek.

Angel got tired of waiting, so she stepped up to the tree and looked up. "Skipper, have you finally-" She stopped or a second before exclaiming (rather loudly): "Skipper and Marlene are making out!"

The two on the tree turned around immediately. "What are we doing?!"

"He was just examining my cheek!"

But Angel wasn´t listening anymore, but filming the whole incident with her phone. "Skipper and Marlene sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

34) Pour glue all over the HQ´s floor. Tell him there´s an intruder and watch him get stuck:

"SKIPPER!" Cheycartoongirl8 burst into the meeting of the zoo animals. Everyone jumped up.

"Sk-skipp-per." The girl gasped for breath as she dragged herself over to the officer.

"Chey, talk to me! What happened?"

"I-is happening…I saw so-someone break o-open the hatch of your H-HQ. Y-you have an intruder in your he-headquarters."

Skipper left her panting on the floor and raced out of the door.

"An intruder?" Private asked, holding out a flipper to pull the human up.

"Yes." Chey stood up normally and grinned. "An invasion of glue bottles." She placed five empty, liquid glue bottles on top of the counter."

"He is going to kill you." Marlene said, shaking her head.

"I know. Let´s all go out and get snow cones!"

That´s what they did. And that´s exactly why there was no one there to hear Skipper´s angry shouts or\ and help him out.

A\N: Alright, sorry for the delay, but I´ve been either busy with other things, or just dried out of any inspiration. Thanks! ")