A\N: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I tried writing on two computers and they both broke down! Dx So here´s a long chapter for you guys. Thanks for still reading!

35) Hook him up for a sleepover with King Julian:

"Are you excited, Skippah?" Private asked his leader on evening.

"Hm. Depends."

"On what?"

"On the situation. Right now, I feel rather cozy and content. Not excited."

Private nodded and went into the kitchen where he packed a package of marshmallows into a duffel bag.

Skipper put his survival book down and gave his rookie a look. "Soldier, explain yourself."

Private looked up surprised. "Well, okay. I thought you´d be excited about the sleepover."

"What sleepover?"

"Your sleepover. With Julian."

"What?!" Skipper jumped up. "I did not invite the Ringtail to anything, much less alone a sleepover!"

"Of course not, I did it for you." Private sounded surprised, as if it was more than normal for someone to hook up his best friend and his rival for a sleepover.

Skipper shook his head and went back to his reading.

36) Use his head as a coffee table:

"PENGUINS! EMERGENCY!" Julian screamed.

The four feathered agents were immediately there. "Where is it burning, Ringtail?" Skipper asked.

"No where! But my coffee table is broken~!" The king wailed.

Skipper face-palmed. "That´s why you got us out here? Idiot!"

Private, on the other wing, was more helpful. He got some glue from Rico´s stomach and tried to glue the table back together. "Maybe, if we put this piece with this piece together…like a puzzle!"

"I like puzzles!" Mort exclaimed as he sat down to help.

"Do you even drink coffee?" Kowalski asked. Julian plus caffeine means end of the world and so far the world was still standing.

"No. I want to start just before my coffee table broke. How can I drink coffee without a place to put down my royal mug and plate of cookies? Huh? Tell me that, Mr Smarty Flippers!"

The Katta sank down, cradling his mug.

Skipper sighed. As annoying as the king was, he was a big baby. And they always need a little attention. "Look, Julian. We´ll get you another one, alright?"

Julian looked up. "Really?"

"Sure, I-"

"Oh yes! This one is fitting for the king!" He jumped up and seemed to look at a new table.

Skipper turned, confused. What was he looking at? Then he felt a hot ceramic mug being put on his head, and once again he wondered why the Katta wasn´t already famous for the world´s dumbest lemur.

"Not my head!" The penguin growled.

"But it´s perfect!" Julian put the plate of cookies next to the cup. "I am liking it."

Skipper grabbed Kowalski´s flipper and pulled him close. "Kowalski?"

"Sir?"

"Get me a new coffee table with a lot of sparkles. And be quick about it!"

"Yes sir!" He and Rico slid away.

Till they got back with a better table, Skipper had to sit in front of Julian, and listening to his annoying rantings about himself.

37) Throw confetti into his eyes and sing, "Happy Birthday to you!"

One quiet Monday morning…

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~!" Skipper shot up from his bed.

"What…who?" He turned to glare down the disturber, when his world became colorful…with confetti…in his face. The penguin fell out of his bunk, towards the bone-shattering floor, but starfire207 caught him in time. "Happy Birthday, Skippy!" She sang.
"I know!" He snapped. "You made that quite clear. But it´s not my birthday! I was born in June."

"How would you know that, there´s no June in Antarctica!"

"I just know." He picked at the colorful circles stuck on his tongue. "Ew."

"Wait! I almost forgot! I have a birthday card for you!" Starfire dropped him and rummaged through her pockets. "Here."

The ´birthday card´ was a dirty old piece of bark, with a poem on it:

From dust we come, to dust we´ll return. Enjoy your birthdays while you´re still fully formed.

38) Throw a snowball at him and when he turns around, point to whosever next to you:

"Five points if you can hit that trash can over there!" Rynn Wolfe said.

Private took a step back and threw his snowball. It landed perfectly in the middle of that can.

"Two points for the bike!"

SPLAT! The bike got a cold, fluffy shower.

"Ten for those icicles!" Private gave Rynn the snowball. "Okay…" She leaned back a little to gain more power and speed. Unfortunately, at the same time, Skipper chose to interrupt.

"Rynn! Private! Time to go-" The rest of the sentence was muffled by snow.

The commanding officer spat the cold snow onto the ground and glared at them.

"Oops. Sorry, I-" Rynn started. But when those hard blue eyes landed on her, all she could do was swallow hard and point to Private.

"Sorry Skippah…" The Brit apologized not realizing he´d just apologized for his friend´s crime too.

"Next time, be careful!" Skipper snapped and headed back in.

39) Snap him in his cowboy costume:

Dead Daisy Town was the safest town around. Villains came and went, but none could steal even a worthless cent. For it was very well guarded, by a hardened, handsome, young sheriff. Wing on gun and ring on flipper, at your service, sheriff Skipper…

The penguin tipped his hat towards the mirror and smirked casually. No bad guy would dare to attack him. Just by his steel gaze and powerful look, they´d cover in fear.

Click…FLASH!

The brave sheriff yelped and pulled his gun. "Who are you?!" He shouted in the direction the blinding flash went off.

"I´m Alexis, your mean sister!" A voice toned out.

Skipper rubbed his eyes with his flippers, trying to get the spots away. "Nice try, enemy! I don´t have a sister!"

"Alright you got me. I´m Dr. Blowhole, your worst enemy! Hahaha!"

The other pulled his flippers away. "Alexis? What are-What are you doing in my lair during my secret time!" His voice switched from surprise to anger.

Alexis studied the picture on display. "You mean your dream time. And why do you keep denying you have a sister? Especially when you have two!"

"I like to go through life forgetting that fact. And it´s not my dream time! I-I have to practice for…when I´m in foreign countries and have to be someone else."

"Well…I guess I have to throw this away then to my other blackmail pictures, oh hardened, handsome sheriff."

Skipper nodded. "Sure, go do that. And don´t interrupt me again!"

Alexis walked away, shaking her head at her brother. He seriously didn´t get it. Well, good for her anyway, cuz she kept her diary with her blackmail pictures.

Skipper went back to his ´practice´. It wasn´t after he had lassoed a few of the bowling-pin brothers till he realized what his sister had hinted at.

"Wait a minute. Other blackmail pictures!?"

40) Constantly take food from his refrigerator:

"Team! No eating before dinner! I´m making dinner tonight!"

"Urggghhh!"

"Noooooo!"

The leader chose to ignore the others´ horrified groans.

He opened the refrigerator and looked inside. The next moment he had jumped away, his own horrific face on.

A bright colored frog jumped around their food supplies, nibbling on food, tossing them into two piles: an "Eat" pile and a "Leave behind" pile.

Finally Skipper found his voice again. "B-B-Barry! What are you doing in our refrigerator!?"

"What does it look like I´m doing? I´m eating out."

"You can´t eat out in our home! It´s not a restaurant!"

"Tell that to your refrigerator!" The poison dart frog continued throwing foods in heaps.

Skipper faced-palmed. "Private! Can you come here real quick? Our refrigerator has a problem and needs a nice, patient penguin!"

41) "I know about your secret passion for Furbies!"

"So, when the sea lion charged at me, I grabbed it by the tail and slammed it into the ice." Skipper paused, letting the girl he was flirting with scoot closer fearful of the rest of the story.

"As soon as he recovered, he dove into the water and went swimming for his sea-lion mommy!"

"Oh! Wow, Skipper, you´re so brave!" The female penguin, Kathy, scooted closer and batted her eyes shyly.

"Well, I try." Skipper joked.

"So…I´ve heard you have a team of penguins almost as brave as you."

"Well, they are pretty brave…but like you said, almost as brave as me."

…

"I hate it when he´s flirting with girls." Private said, glaring at the couple.

"Yea! Suddenly he´z Mr Pe´fekt!" Rico agreed, kicking a pebble.

Marlene gave them a sympathizing look. "I feel with you guys." Then she grinned. "How about this? Watch!" She stood up.

"HEY SKIPPER!"

Both Kathy and Skipper looked over.

"Sorry…she´s my…crazy aunt." He apologized.

Kathy stared at him in awe. "You have an aunt who is an otter? I do too!"

"SKIPPER!" Marlene called again. "I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR SECRET PASSION FOR FURBIES!"

Skipper turned red and opened his beak to deny it.

Kathy though cut him off with a giggle. "You like Furbies? Oh my gosh, Skipper that´s so childish!"

"Wait a minute! I don´t like Furbies! I don´t even know what Furbies are!"

Kathy grabbed her ice purse and waddled away, still laughing. "See ya, Furbie boy."

A\N: Okay, maybe not that long, but longer. XD Okay, I promise that I will update soon. If I don´t, you´ll know Skipper blew up my computer. Review please! And if you want to appear in a chapter, please say so. xD