A\N: HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! xD I know I´m late but I was trying to finish my TD chapter. I haven´t updated it since two months. DX

42) Run into the HQ, totally panicked, grab him and yell, "THEY´RE AFTER ME!" When he asks who´s after you, smile lazily, let go of him and say, "Just kidding!" and skip off:

Skipper was enjoying a nice day with playing cards with his team. Especially becuz he was winning. Kowalski frowned down at his cards.

"I don´t get this game. Could someone explain it to me?" Private asked.

No one offered his help.

"Fine!" Private snapped and took out his iPhone to check the web.

"HELP! THEY´RE AFTER ME!"

Skipper threw his cards up into the air as his eardrum burst. "SMOKED SALMON!" He clamped his flippers over his ear holes. Then he turned and glared at the offender who had yelled into his ear hole.

It was Sneha, a Kirby with short curly hair on her right side and red feet and blush. She was armed with a sword and her white eyes were wide with alarm.

"THEYRE COMING FOR ME!" Sneha cried. She grabbed Skipper and shook him violently.

"S-S, wh-wh-who i-is af-af-after y-yo-you?!"

The Kirby stopped shaking him and suddenly the panic expression was replaced with a casual grin. She let go of him. "Just kidding!" She sang and skipped out of the HQ.

"Skip-" Private began.

"Soldier, shut up. Everyone shut up!" Skipper slid off to cool his head the pool.

43) Tell him that you´ll love him and squeeze him and call him George:

"Hey Skippy!" The penguin had barely enough time to see who addressed him when a pair of arms wrapped around him.

"Hey Marlene. What´s up?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to visit my favorite penguin, that´s all."

Skipper tried not to blush and shrugged causally. "Alright."

"Oh Skipper…" Marlene turned him around and hugged him again. "I shall love you and squeeze you forever!"

"Wh-what?" Skipper freed himself from her grasp and began cleaning off the card table. He needed to do something or else he´ll embarrass himself to death by stammering and staring.

Marlene giggled at his blush and patted his head. "I´ll take care of you now, George."

Skipper shook his head clear and tried for his best stern look. "George?!"

"Yes, that´s your name now. Like it or not. Alright, stay here, George, I´ll be right back with your favorite fish pie!" Marlene kissed his cheek and disappeared outside.

The penguin sank to the ground in a sitting position, replaying the scene in his head over and over again, trying to make sense of what just happened.

44) Whenever you look at him, cover your eyes and go, "IT BURNS!"

"Something isn´t right here." Skipper said, studying his team.

They all stood attention, hoping that he wasn´t going to find a ridiculous fault at them and punish them ridiculously.

"What´s wrong, Skippah?" Private finally asked, not able to take the tension any longer.

"AHA!" Skipper turned and pointed at the penguin. "There´s the problem right there."

He pointed at the Brit´s sunglasses.

"What´s wrong with these sunglasses?"

"They can hinder you from seeing important details in battle soldier, that´s what."

"Hi guys!" SweetPanda12 and Marlene walked in.

"Hello ladies." Skipper greeted them back. "Do you mind, we´re in the middle of training."

"Actually-" Marlene started, but her friend suddenly cut her off by a loud shriek.

"NO! Stop! Go away!" Panda dove for cover.

The penguins got into a fighting stance.

"Wat´s wrong?" Rico asked the girl who was hiding behind him.

"I saw something terrible…it made my eyes burn." She rubbed her eyes and made a face.

"Well, I don´t see anything." Skipper said.

Panda looked up, then screamed and buried her face in Rico´s feathers.

"IT BURNS!"

"Kowalski, analysis."

The genius just shrugged and bit back his laughter.

Skipper walked over to the girl. "Panda."

She opened her eyes to look at him.

"BURNING!"

"WHAT IS?" Skipper shouted back. If this was another one of these jokes people have been playing on him the entire week, he´ll-

Private took off his sunglasses. "I don´t see what´s so…O. ! IT´S BURNING MY EYES TOO!"

"THAT´S ENOUGH!" The leader yelled, but between the screaming and laughing from the others, no one heard him.

Nor did they hear the door slam and the stress ball explode.

45) Insist on entering a room before him and announcing him grandly and ridiculously. With fake trumpet sound:

"Wait, Skipper!" Kowalski slid in front of his leader and put a flipper out to stop him.

"What do you want, Kowalski?" After the last episode, Skipper didn´t feel like another stupid joke.

"I want to go in before you. You know, to tell everyone it´s time to stop talking so you don´t have to yell over their noises."

"Thanks."

The genius walked in. "Attention everyone!"

No one bothered to look at him.

"ATTENTION!"

Still nothing.

"Cotton candy!"

Everyone stopped talking and turned to him. "What?"

Kowalski cleared his throat. "Listen, animals big and small. Today, we have the great honor of a special penguin gracing us with his presence. He´s feared by many, penguins and seals. His step is more majestic than a lion´s walk. His feathers gleam brighter than a star. His eyes are as deep as the deepest ocean. His beak is perfectly shaped, fully formed. His words are as crisp as a gunshot and they speak truth, more or less.

His gaze is as clear as an eagle´s eye and no mistake escapes him."

If the animals hadn´t been laughing and making fun of Kowalski then, they were now.

"Are you talking about Skipper, Kowalski?" Maurice asked.

"He´s even more gayer than me!" Julian laughed.

"Ahem!" Kowalski cleared his throat. "May I continue?! As I was saying-"

"That´s enough, Kowalski." Skipper said from behind him.

Kowalski turned around, smiling at his leader and taking a deep bow. "Applause everyone! For the one and only Skipper!"

A few zoosters applauded, most of them just laughed.

"Thank you, soldier."

Kowalski nodded. "It´s an honour sir."

Skipper patted his shoulder. "After this meeting, I want to talk to you about your sexuality."

46) Tell him you got him life insurance. Grin

And

47) "Hey, if you die, do I get something good?"

"Hey, Skippy?"

Said penguin looked up annoyed from his newspaper. "What is it, Ivy?"

"Oh nothing really…" The authoress said, coming closer to him and sitting across of him. "I was just wondering…"

Skipper put down his newspaper. "No I will not tell you what happened to Manfredi and Johnson. Drop the subject already!"

"Okay, different question."

"Denmark is also classified!"

"What about-"

"No, I do not have a sister."

"If you die, do I get something good?"

That question caught Skipper off-guard. "Wh-what?"

"If you die-"

"I heard you," Skipper fiddled with the newspaper. "I guess you can get free access to my hidden files and I have left a will for my friends, family and team mates. Why?"

Ivy shrugged. "Well, I got you life insurance." She grinned.

Skipper´s eyes widened.

"Have a good day, Skippy!" Ivy skipped out of the HQ.

Skipper shook himself out of a trance and quickly got a flamethrower to pay him company for the rest of the day.

48) Jump on him and go: "Raah! I'm the Kraken! Fear me and my bad breath!" Pause. Then jump off him and run away while mumbling (quite loudly): "Ooooh, his breath is worse…"

Skipper wasn´t expecting being jumped on by a kangaroo, much less was he expecting being insulted by the Kraken.

He suddenly found himself squashed into the pavement.

´I´m being attacked!´ It shot through his head. The penguin tried to get up, but the other´s body weighed him down.

"Raaah! RAAAHHH! I´m the Kraken! Fear me and my bad breath, mate!"

"Joey?" Skipper tried to twist away. "Get off me!"

Joey looked like he might refuse, but then suddenly the aggression melted off his face and a disgusted, slightly startled look appeared on his face. He jumped off the penguin and walked away, muttering, "Ooohh, his breath is much worse."

Skipper stared after him.

"What in the name of Johnson´s petunia is his problem? WHAT´S EVERYONE´S PROBLEM?" He yelled into peaceful afternoon.