WOO! CHAPTER 2! So this chapter will be all about corny jokes. Hopefully, this chapters' be just as popular as the last one. So… Lets-a-Go!
As usual, I don't own anything
B is for Ba Dum Tss!
As the Mario Bros. were just waking up from their long slumber, Luigi stretched and said, "Good morning, bro!". Mario stretched as well, and tried to say good morning back, but couldn't. Every time he tried to, his words would get jumbled. Luigi chuckled at this, asking, "What's wrong, Mario? Cat got your tongue?". He doubled over laughing at his joke, while Mario just sat there shooting him a look. After they got out of bed, the Bros. then got ready for another day, and later seated themselves at the table for breakfast. While Luigi prepared omlets, he burned himself with the egg. Mario laughed at this, and made a joke of his own, "Y'know Luigi, if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.". He laughed harder at this, thinking that he got his revenge for this morning. Now it was Luigi's turn to shoot Mario a look. Just then, a Toad burst in through the Mario Bros. door. He looked frantic while he spit out incoherent bits and pieces of sentences. Once the Toad calmed down, he finally announced why he was so scared, "M-Mario, L-Luigi! The p-princess has been kidnapped by B-Bowser! What are we gonna do?" he panicked. Mario and Luigi both facepalmed simultaneously. Mario then sighed, "Well, I guess we gotta save the princess again.". Luigi groaned, "Yeah I know. Why can't we just let Bowser keep her?". Mario then motioned to the frantic Toad, to which Luigi nodded, "Right.". Mario then declared that he and Luigi would save the princess, to which the Toad happily thanked them for repeatedly. After finishing all eight worlds, the finally saw Bowser's Castle on the horizon. "Well, lets-a-go!", Mario declared. Luigi agreed, "Okie-dokey!.". They then proceeded to infiltrate the castle, eventually getting to the roof of the castle, where Bowser awaited them, along with the captured princess. When they arrived, they immediately lunged for the ax that held the battle platform together. They knew that once they acquired the ax, the platform would come tumbling down, Bowser along with it. Bowser acknowledged their presence by saying, "Well, if it isn't Red light and Green light. Here to stop my plans again?" he asked. The Bros. shot him looks at the whole "Red light, Green light" thing, but then brushed it off. "That's right you evil turtle!" Mario yelled, "We're here to stop you and take the princess back!". Luigi then mumbled, "For like, the billionth time this week.". Bowser then laughed, "You don't stand a chance, Mario Bros.! I have a foolproof plan to take over the Mushroom Kingdom!". The Bros. started to look around, but didn't see anything considered "dangerous" to them. They both shot bowser a questionable look, to which bowser sweat dropped and stuttered, "Uhh, it's not here yet. Actually, it's on backorder. But when it does come, none of you will stand a chance against me!" he laughed triumphantly. Mario then glared at him, determination evident in his blue eyes. Without missing a beat, he jumped up and reached for the ax, while Luigi was right behind him to rescue the princess. Mario landed right next to the ax, while Luigi landed next to him, along with the princess. The Bros. then grabbed the ax together, and watched as the platform began to crumble, Bowser face changing from triumphant to defeated in the blink of an eye. With a roar that seemed to echo throughout the world, the platform caved in, sending him to his volcanic doom. Once the princess was freed, Mario and Luigi high-fived each other, while the princess smiled. As she leaned in to peck Mario on the cheek, Mario turned to luigi and asked, "Hey Luigi, you saw what happened to Bowser, right?". Luigi nodded, "Yeah, he was fire burning!" he exclaimed. Both Bros. then erupted into fits of laughter. The princess then abruptly stopped and backed away as though someone had offended her. She stared at the Bros. who were now on the floor clutching their stomachs and gasping for oxygen. She shot them a look and then epically facepalmed at the situation. She flipped them off with her hand and walked over to the edge of the roof. Opening her parasol, she jumped off the edge and was carried by a cross breeze back to the Mushroom Kingdom, all the while Mario and Luigi continued to laugh, completely oblivious that the princess had already left.
I told you the jokes would be corny :P anyway that's chapter 2! Review! :D