Alright, time for another update. Credit to 999 the 9th for giving me the idea for this chapter. Thanks buddy! :D Now, Lets-a-Go!
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F is for Failure
It was a special night for the Mario Bros. and an especially special night for Luigi, as he had a date with Daisy, the princess of Sarasaland. Mario was practically ecstatic about his little brother finally going on a date and possibly, if everything goes right, a girlfriend. As Luigi adjusted his green bowtie and checked himself in the mirror, Mario was formulating a plan. Since he knew how much of a tongue-tied klutz his little brother was, Mario had decided to "chaperone" the date, in his own special way. Luigi waved goodbye to Mario and took off towards the restaurant he made reservations for him and Daisy. Mario grinned and turned around, looking at the red and black ninja outfit on his bed. He quickly changed, and although he had trouble with the mask part, he slipped into the outfit with ease. He jumped onto the roof, and glared into the night, much like a ninja would. Once he spotted Luigi, he sprang into action, jumping from roof to roof, trying to be hidden from sight at all times. With a few more jumps, Mario landed on the restaurant's roof, the sign, "Chez la Toad" lighting up the front of the establishment. Mario climbed through the vents and landed in the restaurant's kitchen, scaring a Toad who was a chef and carrying appetizers on a silver plate. Mario knocked the Toad out cold and put on his chef's hat and apron as a disguise, of course after taking his ninja outfit off. He grabbed the plate filled with appetizers and walked out of the kitchen. He held the plate up high over his head, but had forgotten to tie the strings at the side of the apron before he left, because as Mario made his way to Luigi and Daisy's table, his foot stepped on one of the laces and Mario tripped, throwing all of the appetizers in front of him, which just so happened to be where Daisy was sitting. She screamed and ran out of the restaurant, with Luigi hot on her heels, after giving the "chef" a piece of his mind. Mario sighed, "Well, that could've gone better." He thought. Mario then walked back to the kitchen, put on his ninja clothes, and headed for the roof to continue his "chaperoning" of the date. He soon found the couple at the park, overlooking the full moon's reflection on the water. Mario then grinned again, "I know how to make this better!" He thought happily. He looked around, searching for any musical instrument he could play. Now, Mario didn't know how to play a musical instrument, but how hard could it be? After all, he was Mario, right? If he could save a princess, he could surely play a musical instrument. His eyes lit up when he found a Shy Guy playing the violin. After giving him five bucks, Mario was now holding a violin in his hand, bow in the other, and sitting up on a high branch in a tree not far from where Luigi and Daisy were. Mario, after taking a few minutes to figure out how to hold the instrument, closed his eyes and began to play what he thought was a beautiful melody. However, what it really sounded like was the sound of nails on a chalkboard or a cat in a vice. Whatever your imagination would allow. Everyone had to cover their ears to stop them from bleeding, however Mario remained oblivious to his horrible playing. Luigi looked down and found a rock. Removing one hand from his ear, which he later regretted, he grabbed the rock and threw it at the source of the deafening screech. The rock hit Mario dead in the face, making him stop playing and yell as he lost his balance and fell out of the tree. When he landed, his ninja outfit was in shreds, the mask completely destroyed, exposing Mario's face and his most distinguishing feature, his mustache. Both Daisy and Luigi gasped, but then Luigi's shock turned to anger. He rolled his sleeves up, aiming to give Mario a thing or two, both physically and verbally, but then Mario confessed, "I'm sorry, Luigi. I was trying to make your date perfect so you would finally have a girlfriend. I didn't mean to ruin it." Luigi's anger soon simmered down, but before he could say anything to Mario, he had already started for home. Luigi was about to call for him, but stopped when Daisy took his hand. With a laugh, she said, "Man, your brother sure is crazy, Luigi. But still." She turned to him and gave him a peck on the cheek, "I had fun." and with that, Daisy turned to walk in another direction to her home, leaving Luigi alone in the park. He touched his cheek, a huge grin slowly making it's way across his face. "YAHOOO!" He yelled happily, and soon was seen dancing throughout the Mushroom Kingdom all the way to his and Mario's house. Mario, who had heard Luigi's yell of happiness, sighed in relief, and awaited his little brother to walk through the door so they could talk about all of tonight's events.
Lol Mario fails as a ninja xD well that's F, guys, hope ya liked it! :D Like I said, credit to 999 the 9th for the idea. I had an idea for this one, but then I'd have to change the rating for the fic xD Review! :D