Ok, chapter update time! Credit to 999 the 9th for the idea :D I was torn between this and a horror movie, but I could actually envision this one xD So Let's-a-Go!
I don't own anything. (no duh :P)
Oh yeah, this chapter will take place in M64
H is for Hyper!
Mario had just collected all 120 Power Stars and restored power to Peach's Castle. As Peach appeared from the inside the mural of her self-portrait, Mario looked on in awe. As she landed daintily on her pink heels, two Toads began to jump up and cheer. Peach walked over to Mario and gave him a peck on his nose, which caused Mario to become lovestruck with pink hearts replacing his blue eyes. "Thank you Mario." she said, straightening up, "Now that power has returned to the castle, I think it's time I give you that cake I promised!" Mario's eyes lit at the mentioning of his cake, and he jumped up into the air with childlike glee. After Peach had prepared the cake, she set it on the table where Mario was sitting, with a knife and fork in his hand. Mario drooled as he marveled at the huge cake that sat before him. It was a five tear chocolate cake with vanilla swirls going around the cake. On the top of the cake were de-seeded strawberries circling around a Power Star standee. Peach smiled at Mario's awestricken face as it looked like he wanted to cry tears of joy over the cake. He cut a piece of the masterpiece and put it on his plate. After taking his first bite, Mario finished his piece of cake and took another, and another, and another, until the entire cake was gone, leaving only a few crumbs on the plate. As Mario wiped his mouth with a napkin, he felt strange. He suddenly had more energy than he's ever experienced before, even though he felt dead tired a minute ago. Mario then caught himself impatiently tapping his foot. He smacked a hand onto his knee to stop his foot from tapping, then he just stopped. Peach and the Toads looked on worriedly, only for that worry to be replaced with shock, as they saw Mario's eyes become dilated. As Mario's pupils became bigger, so did the grin on his face. Without warning, Mario jumped up about ten feet into the air, only to hit one of the chandeliers in the dining hall, making it break and have shattered glass scatter about the room. As Mario bounced all around the room, Peach yelled to the Toads, "We have to stop him! He could destroy the entire castle!" The toads nodded in agreement, but one asked, "How are we gonna do that, Princess? We can't even catch him!" As the three ducked when Mario flew past them, another Toad cried, "And how are we gonna sap the sugar out of him?" Peach thought for a minute, then yelled, "I got it!" when an idea formed. "Listen." She started, "You two capture Mario while I go bake a sugar free carrot cake. That way, when he eats the cake, all of the will disappear because the carrots will absorb it!" The Toads smiled at hearing this plan, but one question remained. "Princess?" One Toad asked, "How are we gonna catch him? He's hopped up on sugar!" The princess smirked, "Well, if you can't beat him, join him!" The princess stood proudly as the Toads exchanged worried looks. "I don't think I'm gonna like this." One Toad said, suspiciously. "Me neither." The other replied in agreement. The three then got to work on apprehending Mario. Peach made the carrot cake, making sure that absolutely NO sugar was added, while the Toads were busying stuffing their faces with sugar. Anything sugary they could find immediately went into their mouths. Things like frosting, chocolate, ice-cream, you name it. As their eyes began to dilate, they spotted Mario bouncing through the hall. The Toads jumped up and began to run at lighting speeds, and so the chase began. The chase went throughout the entire castle, to the garden, to even the roof, all the while reeking havoc to the castle's other inhabitants and destroying castle property. While they were running, one Toad had an idea. "Hey!" he yelled, "I have an idea! Let's split up and flank Mario on either side." The other Toad, who was running right beside him pumped a fist in the air yelling, "YEAH! LET'S DO IT!" They then split up, going in opposite directions, but never taking their eyes off of Mario. As Mario rounded a corner, he came face-to-face with one of the Toads. He screamed and turned into the other direction, only to be face-to-face with ANOTHER Toad. Mario panicked as he back and forth between the two Toads who trapped him. Like reading the other's mind, both Toads lunged at Mario, effectively tackling him to the ground. As Mario struggled against the Toads, Peach walked to the group carrying a five tear carrot cake in her hands. Seeing the cake got all three sugarheads' attention as they stared at the cake in wonder. Peach giggled and asked, "You guys want the cake?" They all nodded mindlessly. She smiled sweetly, "Then come get it!" Like a stampede, Mario and the Toads raced over to Peach and shoved their heads into the cake, eating it like little piggies. She laughed at this, then smiled as their feverent eating began to slow. The three of them then emerged from the cake dazedly, while sporting orange crumbs all over their faces. While in their daze, they began to stumble about wildly, occasionally bumping into one another. Mario said drowsily, "I'm so sleepy." The other Toads chimed in unison, "Me too." And with that, the three collapsed onto the floor and quickly fell asleep. Peach smiled and whispered, "Sleep tight everyone." She then walked off in the opposite direction of the three sleeping beauties to attend to her duties as Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Yay, done! Lol could you imagine a Mario game where he was hopped up on sugar? Three words. Best. Game. Ever! Well thanks for reading and review!
P.S. I'm eating Pringles! :3 *munch* *munch* *munch*