Hey guys! Happy 4th! So, sorry I haven't updated in a while, but that's why I'm updating now! So it all works out! Anyway, Let's-a-Go!
I don't own Mario… oh well
N is for Napkin
Mario and Luigi rubbed their mustaches in thought as they looked over the menu. As they continued to look at their menus, Mario's eyes drifted over to his napkin. He grinned and put his menu down, afterwards taking the napkin in his hand, turning them into little cones and placing them on his head. Stifling a giggle, he called, "Hey, Luigi. Look!" Said green plumber looked up from his menu, only to see Mario glaring while holding two "horns" on his head. In a slightly deeper voice, Mario said, "I have come to take the princess! Gwahahaha!" Luigi then burst into giggles at his brother's impression. While giggling he pointed, "Bowser, nice! Let me try!" He then grabbed his own napkin and turned it into a crown. Placing it on his head and making his voice sound shrill, Luigi cried, "Oh, save me Mario! I've been kidnapped yet again! Oh, whatever will I do?" Mario clutched his stomach and nearly fell out of his seat, "Wow Luigi, that was dead-on!" Luigi bowed a little, only to hit his head on the table, causing Mario to laugh harder. Luigi rubbed his head in embarrassment, mumbling, "Shut up, Mario." Mario's laughter died down to chuckles as he turned his napkin into his next idea. After he finished, Mario put it on top of his head. The napkin was in the shape of a cone, causing Luigi to raise his eyebrow. Mario grinned and started waving his arm around in the air and yelling. Luigi had to slap a hand over his mouth, "Link? Really?" Mario nodded, giggling. Luigi giggled too, and started turning his napkin into something else. The Bros. continued their napkin-related antics, completely forgetting about the menus. Their antics only stopped when a waitress cleared her throat angrily. In a forced cheery voice, she asked, "Are you two ready to order?" Mario and Luigi looked at each other and blinked stupidly. Sheepishly, Luigi said, "Um…can you give us a minute?" Mario nodded, equally as sheepish. The waitress huffed irritably and stormed off to wait on her next table. When the Bros. were sure she was gone, they grinned and continued playing with their napkins, all while a pissed off waitress watched.
Lol napkins are fun xD Well, hope this makes up for not updating in so long! :D Review!