Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts belong to Square Enix and Disney.
Note- Please Read: Okay, so if you start to read this and think ' Hey, this is a story about Zack and Cloud, not Roxas!' then you would be right! Thing is, as I wrote my fanfiction I kinda had an urge to write about Roxas and his little gang, so I made the 'Roxas Interludes'. I actually only wrote two (and this is one of them) so I thought I would post them up. They are just silly little chapters, no real importance. If you don't want to read them, I won't force you to. Regular chapters will start up again next week don't worry about that. But if you do read it I hope you enjoy! Oh, and there is a hint as to what the next chapter will be about in the story.
Roxas Interlude 1
Roxas had always thought he lived a pretty normal life back at his old place. He went to school, was on the soccer team, had a mom and an older brother. Things seemed fairly normal.
' I wish I could go back to that!' He thought to himself as he was flung over a fiery red heads shoulder and carried away from a flaming rosebush, the fire and heat spreading to other plants and shrubs surrounding it.
Roxas woke with a start when his alarm clock went off. His hand slammed down on the button as he rolled over onto his back.
Today was a special day...well more like it was a different day. Something different was happening, but he couldn't quiet remember what it was.
No matter, he thought to himself as he swung his legs of the side of his bed and stood.
He wandered down the hallway and headed towards the bathroom. He ran into Cloud who, as of late, walked around with a tiny smile on his face. He walked around with that look on ever since he and Zack started to get 'frisky' as Axel liked to put it.
Stumbling into the bathroom and turning on the light, Roxas prepared his toothbrush and shoved it in his mouth. Roxas enjoyed brushing his teeth. It allowed him to start to think about the day and all that it entailed.
Only today, it allowed him to remember something he really wanted to forget.
Today he started Sex-Ed at school.
Normally, at his old place, it wouldn't be so bad. He and Hayner would sit in the back of the class, and doodle odd stuff and show each other. But this year, he had it with Axel and Demyx.
"Shit." He muttered as he spit out the toothpaste and started up the shower.
Well so far so good. He had spent most of the class sitting in the back, and drawing. It wasn't quiet the same as it was with Hayner, but Axel proved to be a pretty good artist, and drew some fairly entertaining pictures. Demyx spent most of the class listening to his music, trying desperately not to burst into song at any given moment.
It all went downhill after the teacher decided to pull out the overhead.
"And here we have...oh my..." Ms.Heartilly said, her eyes widening for a moment.
Roxas looked up from the dancing Panda he was drawing to see what appeared to be a picture from the Kama Sutra book. He dropped his pencil in shock his face turning a deep shade of red. Were they allowed to show this at school?
Demyx looked up as well and ripped out one of his ear buds. "Woah..." he said, his eyes widening as well.
Suddenly Tidus spoke up from the front of the class. "That doesn't look very comfortable."
"Aw shit, it's not, well at least it's not for the person giving it, the one taking it enjoys it...isn't that right Demyx?" Axel said, leaning back in his chair.
A flash of pink could be seen as it flew past Roxas's head and contacted with Axel's face.
"JERK!" Demyx yelled, after throwing the Jigglypuff backpack. He had a small hint of amusement in his eyes, but it was quickly washed over with annoyance.
"Axel! That was uncalled for! Go to the office now!" Ms. Heartilly yelled, her face going red. Roxas couldn't decide whether it was from anger or embarrassment.
"And don't think you will get any of this tonight!" Demyx said, standing up and slapping his ass.
"DEMYX! That's enough! Office, now!" Her hand shooting off in the direction of the office.
"How do you know we won't go and practice that move in the janitor's closet when we leave?" Axel asked a cocky grin on his face.
That was it. Roxas thought he was doing a good job of keeping it in, but it suddenly just came out.
"HAHA!" He laughed, and then suddenly slammed his hand over his mouth, hoping to prevent any more sound from coming out.
The whole class turned around to look at him. Ms. Heartilly had her hip cocked out to one side, and annoyed expression on her face. "If you find this so funny, how about you go to the office with them? All of you, go!"
Roxas slowly got out of his desk and grabbed his books, following Axel and Demyx out of the classroom.
He started in the direction of the office when he felt a strong hand grasp his upper arm.
"Where do you think your going?" Axel asked, dragging Roxas off in a different direction.
"Um, I'm going to the office...like we are suppose to..."
"Well she did say to go to the office, but-" Axel started.
"She didn't say when-" Demyx butted in.
"She didn't say for how long-" Axel said.
"And she didn't say who we had to see." Demyx finished with a smug look on his face.
Roxas just stood there with a cynical look on his face. "You two sound like Fred and George." He finally said, sighing slightly.
"Oh my god I love Harry...um...Harry.." Demyx stopped and furrowed his eyebrows in deep concentration.
"Harry Potter honey, it's Potter," Axel finally said after Demyx started to look like he would have an aneurysm from thinking to hard.
"So let us go and take advantage of this free period!" and with that, Axel took off down the hallway.
Roxas followed while stuffing his books back into his backpack.
"So are you excited about tomorrow?" Demyx asked Roxas as they continued down a random hallway. "Remember, tomorrow is Halloween!"
"What?" Roxas had completely forgotten about Halloween. He hadn't actually dressed up for a few years, but this year there was a big party being held at the old Hospital Construction site, and he, Demyx, and Axel were going to go as someones Conscience. Roxas would dress normally, Axel would dress up as a devil and Demyx as an Angel.
Roxas was actually pretty excited to go, but he was more excited to see Cloud's costume. The whole outfit was a mystery to even Cloud himself. The only person who actually knew what was going on was Zack.
"I got some awesome sparkly wings!" Demyx laughed, clapping his hands together. "There so pretty..."
"Uh, thats great Demyx."
Roxas looked up ahead to see Axel hanging around a classroom door, his hands making frantic movements.
"What are you doing?" Roxas asked as he approached Axel. Roxas peeked into the classroom to see Sora sitting at a desk, his mind off in some sort of space. He finally looked over and saw Axel making movements for him to come over.
Sora's hand shot upwards. " I gotta go to the bathroom!" He yelled and shot out of his desk before the teacher could even blink.
Sora scooted out of the room and closed the door. A big grin on his face.
"How did all of you guys get out of class?" He asked looking at all of them before looking back at Axel.
"Pissed Ms. Heartilly off." Axel said, a wicked grin spreading across his face. " Now come with us as we wander around the school and look for someone else to piss off!"
"Okay, but not for to long, otherwise my teacher will wonder if I have diarrhea or something." Sora nodded and started to walk with them down the hallway.
Much of the time was spent wandering the hallways, and avoiding being seen by teachers. To Roxas, it seemed like a huge waste of time.
They soon found themselves outside, heading towards the fountain.
"OH! IT'S RIKU!" Sora yelled running over to Riku and throwing himself upon him.
'Poor Riku' Roxas though to himself. It was quiet apparent that Riku was head over heels for Sora, but Sora was extremely oblivious to all the signs.
"Hey Sora." Riku said wrapping his arms around Sora's small frame and squeezing slightly. He nodded to the rest of them over top Sora's head and smiled.
"I forgot you had a spare!" Sora said, letting go of Riku.
"Yah, I just came back from the coffee place. What are all of you guys doing?"
"Well, we were mostly wandering around the school doing nothing, and acting like assholes." Roxas stated. He nodded once to further his statement.
Suddenly Axel took off towards the hedge surrounding the school, with his lighter in hand.
Everyone watched him take off, and followed slowly, not sure if they really wanted to get caught up in what was going to happen. When Axel got that look on his face, with a lighter in hand, things would definitely end badly.
"Um... what are you doing?" Roxas asked as the approached Axel, who was now crouched down in front of a rosebush.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" He laughed, flicking his lighter on and bringing it closer to the rosebush.
"What? No no no no, your not actually gonna light that thing on fire are you? Dude, the grounds keep is gonna castrate you!" Demyx said, jumping from foot to foot, his eyes bugging out of his skull.
"He can't if he doesn't catch me!"
With that, Axel brought the flame to one of the roses. The small flame spread faster then anyone had gathered it would and was quickly spreading to the whole left side of the rosebush.
"Shit!" Axel yelled. "We gotta get out of here! NOW!"
Everyone started to take off in a general south direction except for Roxas who found himself rooted at the spot, eyes fixed on the growing fire.
"Come on!" Axel yelled, hitting Roxas on the arm. "We gotta go!"
"But, I mean...we can't just LEAVE without telling anyone!" Roxas said, tearing his eyes away from the flames to look at Axel.
Axel made a sound much like that of a frustrated bear and quickly grabbed Roxas, flinging him over his shoulder and taking off after the others.
Roxas was to stunned to do much but hang on for dear life as Axel took off down the street, at speeds he thought was impossible, especially with another person weighing you down.
He was pretty sure Axel would have kept running too if they hadn't caught up to the rest of the group. Axel quickly put Roxas down on the ground, and fell down himself.
"Shit...I think...I burst...a lung..." He wheezed out.
"I thought you guys had gotten caught!"Sora exclaimed. " We were gonna come back and get you!"
"No we weren't! We were gonna come back and laugh at you!" Demyx shouted, clutching his stomach in an attempt to ease the pain from all the laughing he was doing.
"So...whats gonna happen to the rosebush?" Roxas asked, shuffling his feet around. He was started to feel really bad about all of this.
"I'm sure someone put it out." Riku said, turning around to look at the school.
Suddenly the sound of firetruck sirens could be heard in the distance, and the sound of the school fire alarm going off.
Roxas could swear he heard the screams of the grounds keeper.
Fuck.
Authors Note: So there is one of the little Interludes. The other one will be posted sometime in the future ( I am not so sure when) I hope you enjoyed it! Don't ask me where all the ideas came from. All I remember is I did have Sex-ed class going on at school at the time. High School Sex-ed classes are the BEST! You get the best questions ever in those classes! Hahaha...yeah. Anyways, stay tuned for next week!