Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts belong to Square Enix and Disney. Sadly, they do not belong to me.
"You have got to be kidding me." Cloud stated, staring at the picture and the box Zack was holding. "No way in hell am I doing this!"
Zack just pouted slightly and dropped his head. "Come on, it will be fun! Besides, I bet you would look awfully cute in this...not to mention sexy."
Cloud went bright red and grabbed for the box. He yanked it out of Zack's hands and threw it on the bed, opening it up.
"Will you do it?" Zack asked, coming up from behind Cloud and hugging his waist, placing his chin on Cloud's shoulder. "Halloween only comes around once a year! Better make the best of it each time."
Cloud leaned slightly into Zack's embrace and sighed. He really didn't want to do this, but this was for Zack. I mean, the whole outfit wasn't that bad. It wasn't like something you would get from a fetish store or anything.
"We could also use this for other reasons then Halloween as well." Zack purred into Cloud's ear. Cloud shivered slightly, and mentally slapped himself. He was not suppose to show any weakness to Zack's persuasions.
Cloud turned around and faced Zack. "If I do it, will you stop pestering me for a month? That means no asking me to do random things that sound odd...like...capturing unicorns or something."
Zack's eye's lit up and a huge grin broke across his face. "It's a deal! Now, to seal it with a kiss!" He leaned in and gave Cloud a small peck. "But why unicorns...I don't know about you, but I think capturing unicorns would be really cool, I don't know why you wouldn't want to do that! We could get a whole army of them and take over the world!"
Cloud smiled and rolled his eyes. He pulled away from Zack and turned back around to looked at the box's content's and the picture lying beside it.
He knew he was going to regret this.
"Man, I am so going to buy a cake or something for that kid who started the fire." Reno laughed, jumping up on the wall that lines the valley of the old hospital. "That's just pure brilliance. Thanks to the kid, we get the whole afternoon off!"
"Someone could have gotten hurt." Sephiroth added in.
"Aw, come on, don't ruin the good mood!" Zack laughed swinging and arm around Sephiroth's shoulder. Sephiroth simply glared and shrugged off his arm.
"So, are you going to tell us what you and Cloud are going as, or do we have to wait till tomorrow?" Reno asked, an eyebrow raised.
"We are going as the sailor and the nurse in the famous VJ Day Sailor picture!" Zack exclaimed, swinging his arm around Cloud's waist. Cloud simply rolled his eyes, and tried not to blush to much.
Reno sat there a moment, trying to put all the pieces together. " Wait...so your going as a sailor...and Cloud is going as a-"
'Great, here it comes' Cloud thought. Prepare to be humiliated.
"- Wait, don't sailors wear bell bottoms? Reno asked, his eyes going wide. "DUDE! Your going to wear bell bottoms?" Reno fell into a fit of giggles, almost falling off the ledge he was sitting on. "That's so awesome." He wheezed out.
Zack's mouth flew open, and looked like a fish out of water. He quickly composed himself, and grinned. "I'll wear those bell bottoms, and I will look damn sexy in them."
"So this picture...is it the one from the Times magazine? With the sailor who bent over the nurse and kissed her?" Sephiroth asked, now intrigued.
"You bet your stars it is!" Zack exclaimed. "Cloud is going to make such a pretty nurse."
Cloud jabbed his elbow in Zack's side and walked over to the wall and lifted himself up to sit on it beside Reno. "I would prefer it if you didn't call me pretty." He stated.
"But it's so hard not to! Besides I'm just stating a fact...would you rather I lie?" Zack asked, swaying back and forth on the balls of his feet.
"Well, as much as I would just love to hang out and talk about how pretty Cloud is, I gotta run." Reno jumped down from the wall, and swaggered down the road, headed in some direction.
"Where is he going?" Cloud asked, seeing as how Reno didn't seem like he was going to come back and tell them where he was running off to.
"Oh yah, he's a member of the Turks." Zack said. He walked up to the wall and leaned up against it.
"The Turks? Who the hell are the Turks?"
"It's a group of people led by Rufus, the son of the man who funds our school," Sephiroth began, standing in front of Cloud. "They basically rule the school, and to keep people happy they plan all the parties around here. This year the school teamed up with them, and are supporting the Halloween party."
"There like the mafia of the school...only rather then shoot people, they pump them full of alcohol and let them die from alcohol poisoning." Zack stated, shrugging slightly.
"And Reno is a member...why am I not surprised." Cloud sighed, shaking his head.
"But this year he isn't to happy. With the school supporting it that means no alcohol. Reno thinks a party isn't a party without alcohol." Zack laughed.
"I would watch what you drink," Sephiroth added in. "You never know what he might do."
"Does it fit?" Zack asked through Cloud's bedroom door, knocking on it slightly.
"Yes it fits, but I can't figure out the garter belt...can you come help me?"
Zack opened the door when he heard the request for help and slipped in. When he closed the door he got a good look at Cloud. He was wearing a simple white dress that was buttoned up in the front. He had put in some padding in the bra which gave him a slight bust, but nothing to noticeable. He hadn't put the hat on yet, and was currently fiddling around with a strap on the garter belt. He looked up at Zack quickly and sighed.
"I can't get it to work! Why do women wear these?" He exclaimed, throwing his hands up in defeat.
"Here, let me see if I can figure it out." Zack mumbled, still in a state of shock from seeing Cloud in a nurses outfit. He looked damn fine Zack thought.
He crouched down by Cloud and quickly flipped up the hem of the dress so he could see Cloud's underwear.
"What are you doing!" Cloud said, his face going red. Not only was he in a dress, but his boyfriend was now crouched down by his crotch, getting a good look at the lacy silk underwear he was wearing.
"I'm getting a better view. I need to see more of your leg to get this on properly." Zack didn't really seem to look at his underwear, rather his eyebrows were furrowed as he concentrated on hooking the many random strings and clips together.
Cloud just stood there, trying not to react to much when Zack started to brush up against his thigh. He squeezed his eyes shut and started to sing ' I Wanna Be Like You' from the Jungle Book, in his head.
"Hey...you shaved your legs..." Zack stated, looking up at Cloud.
Cloud looked down and started to blush even more. "Ya...well I shave them all the time...I hate the feeling of hair." He mumbled looking up at the ceiling.
Zack laughed slightly and Cloud felt something touch his thigh. Something that didn't feel like fingers.
Cloud looked down and gave Zack a questioning look. "Did you just kiss my leg?"
"Maybe..." Zack grinned and stood up. " I think it's hot that you shave." He murmured leaning into Cloud and capturing his lips with his own.
Cloud kissed back, only breaking it slightly when he fell on the bed that was behind him. Zack moved so he was half on top of Cloud, while Cloud wrapped his arms around Zack's neck.
Cloud moaned slightly into Zack's mouth, and broke away to start sucking on Zack's neck. Zack shivered slightly, his hands roaming down Cloud's chest, stopping at his waist.
"Your going to give me a hickey." Zack chuckled slightly. His hands started to roam lower, traveling under Cloud's dress, as Cloud arched up into his touch.
"Don't mess up my garter belt." Cloud breathed out, earning a laugh from Zack. Cloud kissed Zack, biting at his bottom lip while Zack's hand started to travel up to the band of Cloud's underpants. His hand had started to lift the band up higher, his finges brushing the fine blond curls down there slighly. Cloud jerked his hips foward gasping as Zack's hand started to go lower. Suddenly Zack jerked back, the underpant band falling back down on Cloud causing Cloud to hiss in pain.
A loud bang and pop was heard from outside followed by a shrill scream, some unintelligible yelling and a loud cackle.
"Shit! Im sorry Cloud!" Zack started to freak out slightly realizing he had just caused some pain to Cloud in his lower regions. "That sound freaked me out a little."
"It's okay, don't worry it scared me too." Cloud mumbled looking over at his window and glaring. "We should go..."
"Yah we should." Zack agreed. He got off of Cloud and held a hand out to help him up. "First we gotta straiten some things out." he stated, pulling Cloud's dress down slightly.
Cloud was lost in thought for sometime, thinking about what had just occurred. He and Zack has been dating for a month now, and things were starting to get pretty intense. When he had dated Tifa, by the time they got anywhere close to the level of intimacy he shared with Zack, Cloud had started to freak out slightly, not comfortable with how things were progressing. But now, with Zack, things seemed to feel right.
Cloud looked in the mirror, trying to tame his hair, and placing on the nurses hat. " I think I'm ready to go." He declared, snapping himself out of his thoughts.
Zack nodded while straitening his collar and walking towards the door. He smiled when he opened the door and gave Cloud a small kiss on the cheek. "After you." He said, stepping out of the way, allowing Cloud to leave first.
Cloud rolled his eyes and headed out into the hallway and down the stairs. "I think I should dress as a girl more often, I get better treatment." he joked. When he reached the bottom he saw Roxas rush into the house, a look of pure hatred on his face.
"Stupid Axel almost lighting me on fire with fricken fire crackers..."
Roxas mumbled, stomping past Cloud and Zack as he headed up the stairs. He paused on the first step thoug and turned around, giving Cloud a slightly horrified look. "My god Cloud..."
Roxas didn't fnish his sentance. Instead he shook his head quickly and ran up the stairs.
Cloud felt it was safe to drink the punch. Sephiroth had warned him that Reno might attempt to spike it, but when they had shown up at the party he spotted Reno getting tackled down by two guys whom he later learnt went by the names of Rude and Tseng. They successfully managed to rip a flask from Reno's hand, and searched him to make sure he wasn't hiding anything else.
In theory, Cloud should have been fine to drink the punch.
But that was in theory.
After his sixth glass, Cloud started to feel a little..different. He couldn't walk as well as he remembered being able to, and he had some overwhelming urge to say hello to everyone he met...and an urge to hug them as well.
"Heeeey it's Zack! Zack's my boyfriend, he's handsome isn't he?" Cloud swayed down towards Zack with some girl in tow. She was confused and a little unsure of why she was following around a drunk cross dresser.
Zack looked over at Cloud, his eyes popping slightly. "Hey Cloud...are you okay?" He asked, catching Cloud as he stumbled slightly.
"I'm fine, but I want you to meet my new friend! Her name is Lulu!" Cloud sang out the last part in some unknown tune.
"Hi, nice to meet you." Lulu said, waving slightly. " He was hanging out near the punch bowl when I ran into him. I asked him if he was with anyone, and he brought me to you...I think he might have had a little bit to much." She stated, smiling a sympathetic smile.
"Thanks." Zack said, smiling slightly while trying to keep Cloud upright. "I'm really sorry about this."
"Don't be, I'm just glad I actually found someone he knows. You wouldn't believe all the people he randomly went up to and hugged." She stated. "Well I'm going to go...have fun with him!"
"Again, thank you very much." He waved to her as she left.
"You smell nice...like...something that smells nice." Cloud giggled, stuffing his face into Zack's neck.
"Thanks Cloud, now I think it's time we go home." Zack said hopefully.
"Well what do we have here?" A voice called from behind. Zack turned around slightly, to see Reno strolling up to them. "Do my eyes deceive me or do we have a drunk Cloud on our hands?"
"Oh don't you act all smug! I know this was your doing!" Zack growled out.
"Now now, don't be angry! You knew I was gonna spike it, not my fault Cloud decided to drink some of it!"
"Hey it's Reno! Reno, wanna see something?" Cloud asked, tearing himself away from Zack and wobbling slightly. "Wanna see my underwear? It's silk and frilly!"
"No no no no! Cloud, you don't want to show anyone your underwear." Zack said, trying to stabilize Cloud.
"Hey, if Cloud wants to show off his underwear, I think he is fully entitled to that privilege." Reno stated, crossing his arms and grinning.
"Besides you have already gotten to see it!" Cloud exclaimed. Reno raised an eyebrow and looked at Zack.
"Oh really! You don't say." Reno replied, a devilish grin appearing on his face.
Zack just glared at Reno and sighed. "Can you watch him for me for a second, I'm going to go find Roxas and tell him what's going on. Don't you dare try anything..." Zack said, storming off towards the 'dance floor'.
He found Roxas standing a little ways away talking to a cute blond girl dressed up as a fairy. When he approached, Roxas talked to the girl quickly and headed the rest of the way towards Zack.
"What's up?" Roxas asked.
"Well your brother seems to have gotten himself in quiet the predicament. He may be a little... drunk." Zack said, scratching the back of his head. "I'm going to take him home, so I came to tell you. Where is your conscious?"
"What? Oh yah, um I think the devils off corrupting the angel. Don't worry, I can get home."
"Thank god your a responsible kid." Zack said, patting Roxas on the shoulder. He turned around and was continuing down towards Cloud when he turned back around. "Who's the cutie? He asked.
Roxas blushed slightly and smiled. " Her name's Namine."
Zack gave him a thumbs up and turned around, continuing on his way. When he got back to where Reno and Cloud were he saw Reno trying to stop Cloud from sleeping on the ground.
"I know it's tempting, but the ground isn't that much fun to sleep on." Reno said, holding Cloud up.
Zack freed Reno from Cloud and started to make his way up the valley. "Come on Reno, your coming with us!" He called back.
"If not himself, then he has naught, to say things he truly feels-"
They walked down the street at a leisurely manner. Zack and Reno watched as Cloud swayed around in front of them singing 'My Way' by Frank Sinatra, while he carried his abandoned high heels in one hand.
" - and not the words of one who kneels, the record shows I took the blows, I did it MY WAAAY!" Cloud sang, finishing the song off with a burst of energy and noise.
"Hey Cloud, look were home!" Zack exclaimed, guiding Cloud up the walkway.
Reno walked a little ways behind, trying to see if he could run home without Zack noticing.
Zack hoped the door was unlocked when they got there, but sadly it wasn't. He was about to ask Cloud if he had a key when Cloud hit the doorbell, a look of pure glee on his face.
Zack wanted to smack his head against the wall, but decided not to when Cloud started to play with the zipper on Zack's pants.
"Hey now, you don't want to do that." Zack jumped, trying to pull Cloud's hands away.
"Awww, why not?" Cloud pouted, wrapping his arms around Zack's neck.
Suddenly the door opened, and Ms. Strife appeared, in her full nightgown glory. Her eyes bugged out slightly, along with Zack's as Cloud started to play with Zack's pant zipper again.
"Hello Ms. Strife!" Zack yelled, swatting Cloud's hand away. "I have come to return your son!"
Reno stood on the steps, trying not to laugh and bring attention to himself.
Cloud turned around, a goofy grin on his face. "Hi mom...hey, look." He pointed to the floor, and then proceeded to fall forward.
Zack leapt forward, catching Cloud, and managing to cup his fake boobs. Zack looked up and laughed nervously. "He sure likes his punch!" was all Zack could say.
Authors Note: And we are back to our regular program! So I hoped you liked Cross Dressing Cloud...and Drunk Cloud. I really couldn't resist putting him in a dress. I think Cloud in a dress is the most amazing thing ever. PLUS it's canon, so how can you go wrong? If you don't know what picture I am talking about in regards to what Zack and Cloud went as, simply google 'VJ Day Sailor' and the picture will come up. It's pretty famous, especially around valentines day. So I gotta say thanks to all of you who have reviewed so far and who are watching this story, you have no idea how happy I get when I read all your reviews! And Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians! I hope you eat so much that someone has to roll you to the couch after supper!