Hiii guys! I know, haven't updated in like, forever. But as I'm sure you all know, writer's block sucks. Thankfully, I finally came up with something! So, after the long wait, here we go!
I don't own Mario! Technically, Shigeru Miyamoto does
T is for Teamwork!
"NO!" Mario shouted as his character was blown up. Luigi laughed evilly and grabbed the med pack Mario needed to restore his health. Mario turned and glared at his brother, who was busy shooting people. Grabbing his controller, Mario yelled, "We're supposed to be helping each other, Luigi! Not blowing each other up!" Luigi's grip on his controller tightened as he yelled back, "Nu-uh! It's every man for himself!" Mario pulled on the controller, retorting, "Not when it's co-op, stupid!" Luigi pulled the controller towards him. "Who are you calling stupid, fatty?" Luigi asked angrily. Mario let go of the controller, making Luigi fall backwards onto the couch. Mario then jumped onto the couch, body slamming Luigi as he yelled, "And just who are you calling fat?!"
As the two were fighting, neither plumber was paying attention to the screen. Their squabble continued until dark music started to play and the message "You Are Dead" appeared in distorted red writing. Both Bros. yelled in shock and dismay as they glared at each other. As if reading the other's thoughts, Mario and Luigi grabbed their controllers and pressed X, thus continuing on the last checkpoint in the game.
At first, everything was going well. The Bros. got rid of all the enemies with little to no damage. As they were approaching the boss' lair, Luigi got an idea. Stopping so that Mario's character was ahead, Luigi readied his gun, aiming for the character's back. With a smirk, Luigi pressed the button, and fired two shots into the character's back. Mario spun his character back around to see if there were any more enemies, but when he didn't see any, he turned back around and headed for the boss' lair. It was only when he heard Luigi start to giggle did Mario figure out who shot his character. With a glare, Mario pulled out his character's knife and slashed Luigi's character multiple times. This made Luigi stop giggling and pull out his own character's knife. The Bros. then got into a knife fight, both slashing the other's character in different spots until the same message from before appeared, meaning that both characters were dead. The Bros. glared at each other once again, and pressed X on their controllers.
Like the old saying goes, third time's a charm. This time, they were able to defeat all the enemies in the level completely unscathed, now all that was left was the boss' lair. Instead of walking ahead, Mario decided to walk a little bit behind Luigi's character. When Luigi was at the door, Mario shot five shots at Luigi's character, hitting him mostly in the side. With a yelp, Luigi made his character turn around and pulled his gun on Mario's character, the red pointer aimed at the character's chest. Before Luigi could even press the button to fire the shots, Mario pushed him off of the couch, making Luigi fall on his butt. Mario took that opportunity to go gun-happy and fired twenty shots at Luigi's character. The character started to spasm as shot after shot was fired at it. Soon, it hit the ground with a thud and the same message, "You Are Dead" appeared again.
Instead of pressing X like before, the Bros. threw their controllers onto the ground in frustration. After having yet another squabble, however this one being more violent than the last, the red and green plumbers settled for playing Mario Kart Wii, although that led to an all-out shell fest.
For the rest of the night, the Bros. continued to sabotage each other in every video game that they owned. And not a wink of sleep was gotten that night.
Done! :D Again, sorry I haven't updated this in a while, guys. So I hope this chapter makes up for it! For those who don't know, the game was Resident Evil, which I, of course, don't own. Lol, I had fun writing this :D Especially since I have the game and could actually envision this happening xD Well, review! C'mon, pretty please?