Captain Spirk
Summary: Crack. An intermission to the actual K/S.
A/N: To ALL REVIEWERS-TYVM! I really, really appreciate all the comments. And Alerters ahoy-thank you!
To spork_pinto: Man, did you crawl inside my head and read my mind? (XD) You seem to know what I have in mind. I'm plotting something evil for them. This plot has so many potential possibilities that I'm having a hard time deciding the best ways to torture them. LOL.
Chapter Three: A Rose By Any Other Name
Dr. McCoy is proud to say that he is a person who can recover his wits very fast.
This claim was demonstrated by his immediate recovery after his initial shock of seeing his Captain/First Officer hybrid in the transporter room earlier.
Scotty-the poor thing-on the other hand was still recovering from severe shock.
The incident had incrementally proven McCoy's mistrusts of transporters.
And now here he was in one of the quarantined sections of Sickbay with his er, Commanding Officers trying to decipher the way out of this mess.
Despite the seriousness of the situation (no REALLY this is serious), the Doctor find it all somewhat hilarious.
He forced himself not to laugh.
After all, this hybrid is both his Commanding Officers combined.
Spock is a Vulcan and could render five adult males senseless with a pinch and Kirk is no slouch in the pain inflicting department either.
The Doctor does have some self-preservation instinct left.
So he tried really, really hard not to laugh.
McCoy stared at the Blue eyes looking back at him intently.
His eyes travelled across the plane of the chiselled face to take in the dark mess mop of hair (dark like Spock's but styled like Kirk's), curiously Human thick sculpted brows, the intense gaze, the lips, the square jaw line…
The crossed look sent his way.
Oops.
'Quit staring Bones'
That was the Captain speaking.
There's no way Spock would talk like that.
But really if this hybrid Kirk/Spock isn't a good mix of the both of them…
DAMN IT MCCOY-FOCUS!
Unfortunately, the good Doctor is fighting a losing battle.
His mind had caught onto a very interesting but incredibly non pertinent question.
What should he call them?
Honestly, it's getting tiresome calling them Kirk/Spock whatever.
'I need a name I can refer to the both of you while you are temporarily stuck,' he began boldly and seriously.
He epically failed to convey the 'serious' part of his words.
Kirk/Spock whatever is now staring at him curiously.
'Bones,' a warning from Kirk.
'Really Doctor,' that was Spock.
Somehow, they had managed to say it
Although sharing a mouth meant that it's a race for the words to come out.
Kirk apparently won that race.
After all he only did say only ONE word compared to Spock who voiced two.
Oh well.
And McCoy found it extremely taxing to keep it all in:
He grinned WIDELY thoroughly enjoying himself.
'Yes, let's see what names I can come up with,' he began warming up to this silly idea.
'Ok-since you're the Captain Jim, your name should come first,'
Both Kirk and Spock shared bad feelings about this.
'Aha, I got it- this is a good one!' McCoy exclaimed triumphantly, eyes glinting evilly.
Kirk groaned inwardly, Spock was sending out signals of curiosity.
'You're 'Kirk' and 'Spock' and that spelt- KOCK!'
'KOCK!
OH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
An uproarious uncontrollable laughter engulfed the country Doctor the moment the words escaped from his lips.
And he promptly fell to the floor in a dead faint after 'KO-er, Kirk/Spock whatever had nerve pinched him.
Kirk/Spock watched the crumpled figure that is McCoy as it lay on the ground.
[I think you over-reacted for a bit Spock]
Spock does not reply verbally but Kirk can sense the satisfaction he is emanating.
[Who would've guess that you're a sadist, Spock]
[You are mistaken Captain. It was not me who chose to nerve pinch the Doctor]
Spock sounded infuriatingly confident of his statement.
That triggered the rebellious nature in Kirk's blood.
[Oh really. Are you implying that it was me who made you did it?]
[I do not imply Captain. It was indeed your decision]
[And how exactly do you know that?]
Kirk challenged although he absolutely am sure of the ensuing answer.
[I can sense your curiosity about the effectiveness of the nerve pinch on Dr. McCoy and I simply demonstrated it for you]
Kirk felt himself cringed at that answer.
Oh dear.
Only a few hours after finding themselves stuck-literally-to each other; they're already arguing like an old married couple.
Spock doesn't miss a beat.
[Your thoughts as usual Captain, are incredibly illogical]
[Shut up Spock]
To be continued…
Ok this was nonsensical but I just had to do it!
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