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Chapter 9: Hormonal guys and Bitchy girls

Sakura chuckled as the Jashinist stared at the inside of her Hummer like a curious child. As soon as they dumped Karin on the side walk, they both decided they would go and get something to eat.

The Pinkette laughed, remembering what they did to the red head. Shaking her head she addressed the handsome man. "Hida baby… where do you want to eat?"

Hidan stopped playing with her car system to look at his Pinkette goddess. "Let's get some chicken. Why don't we go to KFC?" he looked at her hopefully. He was starving and it wasn't beneath him to pull out his puppy dog eyes on her to try and get what he wanted. He's never done it before, but he's seen Tobi do it and it always worked for him…

With Sakura

She tried to resist him, not wanting to give in so easily. It was so unlike her to fall for such tricks. The only other person that could pull off that look was Inuyasha. Sighing, she agreed. "Damn you're cuteness…" was the last thing she muttered as they made their way down town.

When they arrived at KFC, Sakura was instantly surrounded by her fans. Hidan pushed and shoved. He even threatened to kill them if they didn't let them pass, but his threats landed on deaf ears. "Cha! Get the fuck away! You're blocking my view from my fuckalicious Jashinist!" Inner roared.

The Pinkette laughed at her fuming… friend? "Hmm, what is he to me?" she silently thought. It seemed Hidan noticed her staring, sending her a questioning look.

Shaking her head she turned towards her screaming fans. She tried to pay attention as she heard many of them scream at the same time. "Like OMG! Rosita can I have your autograph?!" and "Can I shake your hand?!" also, her personal favorite, "Damn girl! You be looking so fine! Come take a picture with me?" were the questions her adoring fans were bombing her with.

With Hidan

He didn't know what to do. He knew she was famous and, but as he watched the people, mainly men, surround her, he felt annoyed, angry, and jealous! "Jashin sama… I have the fucken urge to kill someone…" Like an answer to his prayer, he noticed 2 men silently creep up behind her. Thinking she was about to be attacked he made his way over. He neared the unsuspecting Pinkette, as he watched a blonde man and an onyx eyed man creep up behind her, with shit eating grins.

Normal POV

The young Pinkette finished giving out autographs and even took a few pictures with her adoring fas, when she noticed too late, Hidan was arguing with too very familiar individuals.

Gasping she turned to the three angry men. "Naruto! Sasuke! I can't believe it's really you!" she ran to hug the surprised friends. Hidan looked on as if she just insulted his god. "What the hell..." he muttered to himself.

Chuckling, Naruto hugged her tight. "I'm so glad you're back, believe it!" Sasuke smirked. "Hn." Was his simple reply.

With Sasuke and Naruto

They couldn't believe that Sakura, their best friend, was in front of them. "She's still as beautiful as ever…" both silently thought, while smirking at a fuming Jashinist.

Shaking her head, "You both haven't changed at all! I'm so happy to see you guys!" she laughed at the handsome men. "I was actually planning on surprising you both at Konoha University" she confessed.

Naruto and Sasuke widen their eyes. "No! You can't do that!" Sasuke was panicking. "Teme's right Sakura, you can't go. Believe it!" The blonde yelled, horrified.

They soon regretted their words as they saw the hurt in her eyes. "I...I guess I won't then…" she sadly looked away. Hurt by them not wanting her to go.

Softening his eyes, the younger Uchiha explained. "It's not that we don't want you to go… far from it" He started. "But it's just, if you go, our friends will never leave you alone, Believe it!" Naruto finished.

They didn't want her to look so sad. Both men knew how their friends, especially their male friends, would react towards the Pinkette. None of them knew that the famous 'Rosita', the idol that they were obsessed with, was Naruto and Sasuke's best friend. They didn't want them to start stocking her or harassing, especially Kiba; their dog loving friend, who has the tendency to act before he thinks.

Sharing a knowing look, they silently promised to keep her away from them as long as they possibly could.

Normal POV

Hidan just snorted. "Fuck! That's the most load of bullshit I have ever fucken heard." Sakura couldn't help but agree with the Jashinist. "What's the big deal?" she thought to herself. She was used to all the unwanted attention from her fans so she couldn't comprehend why they were so adamant of keeping her from meeting their friends.

Sighing, she decided she didn't care. What mattered was that her childhood friends were there and she planned to catch up. "Well whatever. You two are going to come and eat with us. We have a lot to catch up on" she ordered.

Hidan was inwardly fuming! He wanted it to be a date with just the both of them. Now, he has to sit around and watch her talk, too friendly for his liking, to the two unwanted men. "Like hell I'm gonna fucken do that!" with that thought he made up some lame excuse and told the Pinkette he'd see her later.

She was confused, but didn't dwell on his weird behavior. Sakura had more important things to do; catch up with her to gorgeous looking friends.

They spent hours at KFC talking and laughing. She told them about her life but left out minor details. "They don't have to know about my sad life…" she thought silently.

Basically she just told them about becoming a doctor and her modeling career. Sasuke even asked about her rumored relationship with Sesshomaru. Rolling her eyes she bluntly told him. "There's nothing to tell. We dated for 8 years. He cheated on me. We broke up. It's as simple as that, she told them nonchalantly while taking a sip of her drink.

They, apparently, didn't think it was ok. "What?!" Naruto screeched as Sasuke narrowed his eyes in anger. "I don't care if he's the heir to Taisho corps! I'll kill him for doing that to you Cherry chan! Believe it!" The blonde man promised, using her childhood nickname. "Hn" The onyx eyed man agreed.

She was touched that they still cared deeply about her, but re assured them she didn't care anymore. After talking for a more minutes they noticed it was getting late. Saying goodbye, they parted, but not before exchanging numbers and promising to hang out soon.

With Akatsuki

Konan was trying to get her brother to calm down. When they arrived at their home, Deidara and Sasori never shut up about whose view on art is better, and it was driving their leader mad!

"Art is a bang, yeah! It's only art after it's gone with a boom, un!" Sasori just scoffed at the blonde's reasoning. "Art is everlasting and stays beautiful for everyone to see." He calmly retorted.

Kakazu, who was still trying to get over Sakura and Hidan's live porn show, snapped. "Shut up! We don't care about your stupid art! Some of us are trying to relax." He scolded lying down on their old couch. Pein sent him a grateful smirk.

They stayed in a peaceful silence, but all good things must come to an end. Hidan had marched inside slamming the door shut, angrily muttering to himself.

Grunting they wondered what was wrong with him. "Weren't you supposed to be with Sakura" Kakazu asked, gaining Kisame and Tobi's attention with the mention of their favorite Pinkette.

The Jashinist scoffed. "Yes I fucken was, but her two pussy ass bitch of a friends came and fucken interrupted us!" he fumed. Itachi chose that moment to ask who they were.

"Some bitches named Naru-bitch and Sas-gay" Hidan insulted. The older Uchiha just narrowed his eyes. "His name is Sasuke and you would do well not to insult my little brother again" Itachi threatened as the Jashinist rolled his eyes.

"No fucking wonder he looked fucken familiar. He's the little bitch that almost got his stupid ass kidnaped my Orochimaru" he smirked as Itachi took a menacing step towards him. Madara shook his head and walked off to who knows where.

They fought in the background as Sasori and Deidara cheered them on. "$50 on Itachi" the red head betted. "$80 on Hidan" the blonde replied. At the mention of money, Kakazu was by their side.

Konan, Pein and Madara stood back, deciding not to get involved. Finally at 9:00pm they headed towards Sakura's apartment.

With Sakura

She had just gotten out of the shower and was dressed in a pair of Inuyasha's white boxers and simple matching muscle shirt that she stole from him.

When she headed down stairs, she decided to make a simple dinner; Soba Noodle Stir-Fry with Spicy Almond Butter Sauce (A.N: its fucken delicious!) Sakura was about to sit down and eat when she heard her cell phone ring in the living room. Sighing she went to answer…

**Phone conversation**

"Hello?" she asked.

"Sakura! I'm so glad I caught you first!" her manager told her panicking.

"What's wrong Tsunade?" she asked worriedly.

"I'm sorry! I know you hate working with others, but there was nothing I could do!" The blonde stalled.

"Just spit it out already!" Sakura snapped.

"You'll be working together with another celebrity. I think his name is Naraku Onigumo. Before you yell at me please listen…" Tsunade took a deep breath before continuing.

"His manager, Danzo, is one sneaky son of a bitch! He knew you would refuse so he went to talk to the reporters Sakura! He told them how you and Naraku would be modeling for your upcoming duet I tried telling them it was all lies, but your fans are going crazy! We've received more than two thousand letters and phone calls about how excited they are Saks…" Tsunade said panicking; waiting for what she thought would be the girls blow out.

On the other side of the phone, Sakura was fuming! She didn't want a partner! Especially not some male idol! Not because she was stuck up, but because they usually end up wanting to boss her around. Feeling a headache coming, she decided she had no choice if what Tsunade said about her fans was true.

Letting out a tired breath, Sakura spoke. "Listen Tsunade. If that's the case then I'll do it, but that doesn't mean I won't give this Naraku guy a piece of my mind."

Tsunade laughed; relieved she didn't have to be in the receiving end of her fans wrath. If she refused, the reporters would have had a field day making up rumors!

***End of Phone call***

Well, that ruined her night. It's one thing if they would have kindly asked her, but they went behind her back and practically forced her to work with them.

She shook her head and turned on her TV, forgetting about her dinner. The Pinkette had just sat in her couch when there was a knock on her door. "What now?" she groaned before standing and answering the door.

Normal POV

When she opened it, she closed it in the guy's face, much to his friend's amusement. Pein rolled his eyes at her immaturity before letting himself in. When they entered everyone made themselves at home.

Kisame and Itachi went towards the sweet smelling aroma in her kitchen, Sasori and Deidara went exploring, Kakazu was having a stroke from all of her valuable possessions, and Pein, Tobi, Konan, Madara and Hidan sat with the Pinkette in her living room.

"Oh my god! Sakura this is the best food I have ever tasted!" Kisame yelled in the kitchen. Hearing what the blue man said, the art lovers joined him eating, widening their eyes at the tasty meal.

Sakura rolled her eyes at them. "Yes, come right in and make yourself at home…" she said sarcastically. They all laughed making her grit her teeth in annoyance.

Hidan sat beside her and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Hey babe, miss me?" he asked seductively. Sakura purred at the feel of his chest on her back. "Mmm Hida baby… you have no idea..." she suggested intimately. Forgetting about their audience they began to flirt heatedly with one another.

"Ahem" Konan began awkwardly. They all turned to her. "I'm glad to know you both have gotten… um?...closer." she finished uncertain. Madara was inwardly cheering "Finally!" he thought. Pein just gave them a sad smile, he was happy for them, yes, but somewhere deep down inside of him; he wished it was him holding the Pinkette.

Sakura and Hidan just stared at each other. Both wondering the same thing, "Are we a dating?"

It seemed Madara, ever the observant one, noticed their confused face and asked, "You are going out now, right?" he stared at their unsure eyes. "Well actually…" Sakura began fidgeting, uncomfortable with what was happening. "Yes we fucken are" Hidan told the smirking man, as he turned to stare at the young woman in his arms, daring her to deny what he said.

She scoffed. She liked him and found him irresistible, but who is he to say they were dating without even asking her! Besides, she just got out of a long relationship and didn't want to jump into another one hastily. "Listen Hida baby… I like you, but you just can't go deciding for yourself that we're dating…"

Hidan narrowed his eyes in annoyance. "Then what the… what are we then?" he demanded while trying not to cuss. He was hurt and angry.

"Well, we're more like fuck bud-" Sakura was about to explain, but something that the news reporter said caught everyone's attention. "Shhh! Watch the T.V" Madara yelled, as everyone gathered around the large living room.

Hidan stared at the Pinkette. "Fuck buddies, eh?" he thought smugly to himself. "Works for me, but I'll fucken change her fucken mind soon…" he thought with a smirk, wrapping his arms around her shoulder.

***On the T.V***

"This is Don Juan, interviewing Naraku Onigumo, the world's #1 male idol, about his upcoming performance with none other than….ROSITA !" the old man yelled, with his weird accent, squealing like a school girl.

The other man next to him smirked; He was extremely handsome, godly even. He had pale skin, long black wavy hair, and his eyes were a dark shade of red.

"It's a pleasure be here Don Juan" Naraku politely said with that, oh so seductive voice of his.

The reporter nodded before quickly asking, "So Naraku, women everywhere are dying of jealousy to find out you were going to be in close contact with my Rosita…I.. ugh… mean the Rosita" the man laughed nervously. "Do you have anything to say regarding the situation?"

"Well, I'm sorry to those ladies, but jealousy is an ugly emotion." He commented, half way joking.

The reporter stared at the man, before asking, "You are aware that you are also being cursed at by all her fans and secret admirers. They worry that you might try to woo our innocent Rosita….. What are your thoughts on that?" Don Juan waited impatiently.

"It's an honor to be able to work alongside a talented, beautiful woman such as her, and I'm sorry to all her fans that believe I intend to woo her….. but I won't deny I find her desirable…." The red eyed man said suggestively. Licking his lips as he ignored the stuttering reporter..

Naraku chuckled and looked straight at the camera. "I can't wait to meet you Rosita…I promise I will be an excellent partner" he said seductively making Don Juan gasp, shocked.

Not knowing what else to say, he mentioned, "You do know, she is rumored to be dating Sesshomaru Inutaisho….." The reporter began but soon the screen turned black.

***End of TV conversation***

Tobi quickly turned off the flat screen annoyed at what they were saying. "Tobi doesn't like men to say dirty things about his Rosita! Tobi is a good boy!" he said while sitting next to an amused Kisame.

Sakura was still shocked. To her, this Naraku guy looked like a god. His eyes called out to her with a promise. The same way Kabuto's did… she felt drawn to them for some reason. "Ah! I need to get laid…" she quietly said to herself. Luckily, no one heard. "Fuck yeah!" Inner agreed.

With the Akatsuki

They were all shocked! Not because of her new partner, but because of what the reporter mentioned about Sesshomaru.

Kakazu tried controlling his beating heart. She was not only rich…. She was dating the heir to Taisho corps! One of the richest families in the world! This was his happy day as he literally got up to do the Macarena, ignoring everyone's stares.

Zetsu rolled his eyes and walked up stairs, not caring about the girl's love affairs. He was tired and planned to sleep in one of the fancy bedrooms, his red headed friend mentioned.

"Well…." Madara began awkwardly. Now he felt like a douche for prying onto her relationship with the Jashinist. He had no idea she was already taken!

Letting go off her shoulders, the Jashinist stood up angrily. "What the fuck?! You're fucking dating that sissy ass rich bitch?!" Hidan blew up at her, making them all gasp. Wasn't he against cussing at the young Pinkette? "Is that why you fucken said we were just Fuck buddies? You thought I would just be your fucken man toy?!" he kept ranting, oblivious to the fuming Pinkette.

Fortunately for the rest of them, they did notice and decided to wisely stay out of the upcoming argument.

Normal POV

Sakura narrowed her eyes, waiting impatiently for the silver haired man to stop his ranting. "Are you done now?..." she calmly asked. "Ha! Done? Oh hell no I'm far from fucking done bitch!" he yelled. Sakura had reached her limit and punched him across the room. With a loud THUMP he landed on his ass.

"Now that I have your fucken attention!" she yelled, crossing her arms defiantly. "If you're going to continue calling me a bitch, then I'll fucken act like one!" The pinkette angrily told him. The rest of the Akatsuki watched on, wearily of the evil pink beauty.

Hidan looked up as he listened to her next words. "Besides… you fucken dill hoe! A bitch I may be, but only because I don't know how to say fuck you politely!" Konan smirked at the fiery Pinkette, as the rest of the Akatsuki chuckled.

"Now shut your fucken mouth and listen! Sesshomaru and I dated." She began now calming down. "But… some shit happened and we broke up… that's all, so NO, I wasn't fucken playing you…." she finished. Looking at him disappointingly as he paled from her admission.

With a sigh, Konan finally asked, "Sakura. Why don't you tell us what happened for you to hate the Sound so much…?" making Sakura turn to her. "Maybe if we know your story… we might be able to understand you better." In truth, she just wanted to know how she ended up dating The Sesshomaru.

After staring at the blue haired woman she finally sat back down. "Fine… I guess it's only fair…" with that said, Sakura told them everything, from her father's death, being abandoned by her mother, how she began to kill when she was only 9, to being adopted and growing up with the Taisho family. Of course, she didn't tell them how they were demons or how The Great Demon Lord of the West turned her into an immortal.

The Akatsuki stared at her disbelieving. This young woman went through hell at such a young age. No wonder she has no qualms with taking lives. She practically grew up believing she had to kill or be killed.

"That still doesn't explain how you ended up dating Sesshomaru" Konan wisely chipped in, still wanting to know the juicy details.

Sakura rolled her eyes at the obvious woman, "As I grew up with them, Inuyasha and Miroku became like the brothers I never had. I never saw Sessh as a brother, but didn't delude myself into thinking he'd want me." She began to explain.

Deidara scoffed, not believing there would be a man who would find her unattractive. "Then how did you two end up together?" he managed to ask. Sakura smiled a sweet smile as she remembered her teen years. "I'm getting to that." She chuckled at their impatience.

"One day, as he helped be with my studies, he confessed." She laughed. "I jumped at the chance to be with him and we dated for 8 straight years." She looked away with a sad expression.

Hidan noticed and yelled, "Well what the fuck happened?" He was still cussing at her. Angry that he didn't know about her past lover. He was being a hypocrite an he knew it, but can't help but feel a little betrayed…

She shot him a death glare. "The night before I moved here, during one of my fucken concerts, I found out he was cheating on me for who knows how long…" she confessed, then smiled a sad smile. "But, everything worked out for the best." She was thinking about her little revenge scheme.

Hidan felt like a fucken douchebag! All this time he actually accused her of toying with his emotions…. "Sakura…I…I'm sorry…" he apologized, not cussing, now that he realized she didn't deserve it.

The Pinkette scoffed at him, "Take you're 'I'm sorry' and shove it right up your ass!" he flinched. She wasn't going to forgive him so easily.

Hidan whimpered at her. "Babe… I messed up… I was just so…" he stopped what he was saying, realizing they had an audience.

Sakura rolled her eyes at the sexy Jshinist. "You might want to wipe your mouth… there's still a little bull shit around your lips…" she told him matter-of-factly.

Hearing his friends laugh he turned his wrath to them. "What the fuck you bitches looking at?!" he roared at the Akatsuki. "Oh nothing…" Madara said innocently. "Tobi thinks Hidan is an idiot…" the child man bluntly stated, loving the way Sakura laughed. "Yes Tobi. Hidan is an idiot." Stated their smirking pierced leader.

Deidara rolled his eyes at his friends. "Okays, yeah! Why don't we talk about the real reason we're here, un?! He suggested. They all agreed and sat back down, except for Hidan who kept trying to get near his angry Pinkette.

With Sakura

It was around 2 in the morning when they finished talking, and they agreed that in order to bring down the Sound gang, they would first have to find out who the master mind behind the scene is…. "And how the fuck are we going to do that?" she heard Hidan ask. "…" no one answered.

Rolling her eyes, she decided to call it a night, as she left to her room. It was decided by Pein, of course, that they would be sleeping over so there really was no reason to keep them company. They can manage o their own.

She entered her bedroom and sat on her bed, rubbing her temples. She kept thinking about her conversation with Tsunade and about her new partner; Naraku. Sighing, she knew sleep wasn't an option for her.

The Pinkette decided to do something productive and turned to search for her little pink note book in hopes to work on some of her unfinished songs. She grabbed her guitar and sat back down, pen on hand and started brain storming.

With the Akatsuki

Watching as their beautiful host walked off they turned to Tobi, who was holding what seemed like some type of tape in his hands. "What the fuck is that?" Hidan asked. "Tobi doesn't know" was his reply.

Ever the curious one, Kisame decided to take a look. "It's titled, Kissing my heart goodbye" he read the nicely written letters. "Hmm sounds like a chick flick, yeah" Deidara told them. "Maybe." Madara thought. "Whatever, we might as well watch it…" Kisame suggested as he tossed the tape to Kakazu.

Believing it was a normal movie they decided to watch it, but as they pressed play they're eyes widened and what they saw.

Tobi had fainted from shock. Madara and Sasori drooled taking a more comfortable position and Deidara closed his eyes in embarrassment. Pein dragged a gaping Konan away, shocked by what they had discovered…

With Hidan

He didn't know how to react; he stood there watching his love interest tie up, torture, and fuck Sesshomaru, all in that order!

Although, by the looks of it, they were both enjoying what was happening! He felt too many things at the same time. Anger, that she would keep a sex video of her ex. Lust, because Sakura was being erotic, with how she was talking and being so dominant.

Though as the video continued he watched and listened to what Sakura was saying, now fully clothed and standing over a sleeping silver haired man. He heard her say:

"Sessh, I have to say, I didn't figure you to be the type to enjoy being dominate" She chuckles at that, and continues, "I leave you this tape as a fare well present, so you can always remember exactly who you lost.. I'm not your toy Sessh, and no, I won't cry, because you simply don't deserve my tears. I really did love you. This is why I willingly gave you my virginity, since it was what you were after… After tonight, every woman you sleep with won't satisfy you, because you'll be too busy imagining them as me. They won't compare to what "Your Master "did to you." Sakura laughs at that while smirking, "Consider yourself lucky to still be breathing. If you were anyone else I wouldn't have hesitated to kill you. You can thank your father for that, by the way. I'd never do anything to hurt him, and since your his son... well you get to live... Tonight, Sesshomaru, I kiss my heart goodbye. I don't hate you, and maybe one day in the near future I'll even forgive you, but not now. I hope you find love one day and please tell Inuyasha, Miroku, and Inu Papa I love them. . I don't know when I'll see you again, but until then...Goodbye" The Pinkette finishes the recording by blowing him a kiss, then the tape ends.

Hidan stood there… not saying a word. The man she dated cheated on her? That was the fucked up reason she was talking about? He narrowed his eyes at the panting trio next to him. Madara and Sasori were visibly horny while Deidara backed away clearly uncomfortable. "Damn… Sakura is one freaky chick!" Sasori cheered. "She can be my master any day…" Madara suggested dreamily.

The Jashinist had heard enough. Walking towards the day dreaming pair, with a murderous aura, he knocked them both out cold and walked up stairs towards a certain Pinkettes bedroom…

A.N: Short chapter, I apologize if it sucked, but in my defense, I have a fever… *cough* *cough* See?! I wasn't lying….. lol Anyways, the next chapter will be better…. And to apologize I'll even add another major Lemon!