A/N: Why can't I just leave well enough alone?

Disclaimer: So not mine.

(enter Kujito to sound stage)

Kujito: Hey AT?

AT: (with mouthful of oatmeal chocolate chip cookie) Yesh, KOO HEE TOE?

Kujito: (brushing moist crumbs away) Hey, what's up with my name?

AT: (swallowing) Meh? Your name?

Kujito: Yeah. I mean, I get that I'm kinda named after Father with the first half. But what's up with the second half?

AT: (sweatdrops) You really should ask your parents, Dear.

Kujito: They told me to ask you. They said you named me. Plus, Mom is helping Father take off his twenty years older make up so we can be a soap opera family where the parents look just slightly older than the kids.

AT: Oh...uh...heh heh. Okay. So, uh...speaking of soap operas...what is your favorite one? I like 'Days of Our Lives' but right now, I could pull a better plot line outta my ass. How 'bout you?

Kujito (confused): Why don't you want to tell me about my name?

AT: Belle is such a slut!

Kujito: Who?

AT: Belle. She's married to Shawn but secretly wants Phillip which is exactly what she did when she was married to Phillip only opposite and she's a whore.

Kujito: Uh, I just really want to know where you got my name from.

(enter Kandi and Kuja, still young)

Kujito: Mom, Father...AT won't tell me about my name.

Kandi: Don't whine; you're twenty years old.

Kuja: Use your magic to extract the truth from her.

Kujito: (turns to AT with wicked smile) Very well.

AT: Oh shit! (is suspended in air) Kuja, I will get you for this!

Kuja: (smirking) Consider it payback for out evilling me, you terror of Care Bears.

Kandi: This is funny! (gasping and turning to Kuja) She hurt a Care Bear?!

Kuja: She punched one.

Kandi: (pointing) LUCIFER!

AT: (hissing)

Kujito: Enough of this nonsence. AT...my name. How did you come up with my name?

AT: I'll never tell!

Kujito: How did you come up with my name?

AT: (spitting at Kujito) Fuck you!

Kujito: HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH MY NAME?

AT: Damn, three times. Okay, I took the first part from Kuja's name, natch.

Kuja: Natch?

Kandi: Slang for naturally.

Kuja: Oh.

AT: And then, I had to incorporate something from your mom. But, let's face it, Kujandi sounds a little fucked up, right? Makes you sound like Ghandi our something.

Kujito: Okay...

AT: So, I started thinking, Kandi likes food, right?

Kandi: Uh huh!

AT: And what is Kandi's favorite food?

Kandi: Japanese!

AT: ...WHAT?! I thought I was Mexican!

Kandi: I like Mexican, but I will dump a taco over some sushi any damn day!

AT: ...Kujushi? (laughs hysterically) That would be gayer than Kujandi!

Kujito: Wait! I'm named after food?

AT: And your father.

Kuja: Natch.

Kujito: What food?

AT: A taquito.

Kujito: What the hell's a taquito?

AT: You know, one of those little...it's like a taco only...it's like a taco stick. You have the tortilla and you put in the meat and cheese and roll it up and deep fry it.

Kujito: So, I'm named after a portable heart attack?

AT: No! You're named after your father and a taquito! Oh...I get what you were doing there with the attempt at humor. Nice.

Kandi: My son is a Kuja taquito?

AT: Pretty much, yeah.

Kandi: (laughing) How CUTE!!!

AT: And he's gay.

All: WHAT?

Kuja: Since when?

AT: I just decided it.

Kujito: I don't...I'm gay? Really? I mean, I just showed up to say something about Mom and...oh, flowers.

AT: (nodding) Yeppers.

Kandi: My son is a bishie? My son is a BISHIE! Oh my god, are you seme or uke? (examing Kujito) Total uke.

Kujito: MOM!

Kandi: What? There's nothing wrong with taking it up the ass! Hell, I've done it.

Kujito: (covering ears) NOT LISTENING! LA LA LA LA!

Kandi: And your father is bi.

Kujito: (looks at Kuja) Really?

Kuja: (nodding) We had a threesome with the guy that tried to kill you.

Kujito: I think I just turned emo.

AT: (giving Kujito black eyeliner, nail polish and razor blades) Knock yourself out kid. Emo uke. How original. (rolls eyes)

Kujito: Uh, don't I have a say in this?

AT: What? You don't want to be gay?

Kujito: Not really.

AT: Oh. Any particular reason?

Kujito: (blushing) Well, I, uh, kinda like...her. (points to Zack and Akalara's daughter) She's really pretty and I really, really like her.

AT: (sighs) Fine. Figures, I try to produce a gay character from my fucked up OC and he turns out straight.

Kandi: (shrugs) You win some you lose some.

Kuja: I feel very violated right now.

Kujito: You think YOU do?

A/N: God, I hope I'm done now.

A/N...The Sequel: I had to edit this. I forgot Kujito is to hook up with a particular female. (sigh) Oh well!