Yeah, this one's a uke!Reader story that got requested, so...Why, the fuck not?

Sighing, you pulled out a folded piece of paper. You studied the various reactions of the countries in the room. And when you unfolded the piece of paper, your heart sank.

It was a colored drawing with crayon, and it was divided into three parts, one had an army of turtles, and it was labeled, "Tomato Army!", the second part had a wine bottle and hearts around it, and the third one had a drawing of what looked like the chibi Teutonic Knights with a peace sign saying "I'm awesome!" to the person looking at the paper.

You couldn't think of anything rational to do, except facedesk to the table that you sat at. You couldn't refuse, one, because those three were persistent. And two, they wereextremely annoying. And three, well, they were a biiit easy on the eyes if you looked very closely at them.

So you got up from your seat and made your way to the closet. "All right, but make it quick, it's a Sunday, and we have a meeting tomorrow." As you sat in the corner of the walk-in closet, you bored holes into the wall as you stared off into space. Apparently, you had been staring off for SO long, that when you zoned back in, France was going to KISS YOU.

Startled, you back away as you fell onto your back, being laughed at by the Frenchman and Prussia. "What the hell was that for, Francis? Jeez, I know I space out, alot, but was that even necessary?!" You ranted about scaring "defenseless people", even though everybody knew that you were sure as hell anything but defenseless, learning martial arts from Japan and China.

One time Germany had chased you and Italy, you had flipped the German over, thus buying time for the two of you to get away from his wrath. Japan was busy running laps however, because he didn't wish to anger his friend and ally.

Eventually the Bad Touch Trio just zoned out on the scolding, even though they really shouldn't have done that, but why not? It was funny, and (only France thought this) they almost got a kiss out of it. Although the other two would then permanently hate that odd man out as their jealousy affected their moods.

Four minutes later, your ranting paused as you yawned, alerting the other three to your sleepiness as you leaned on the wall with your head facing the ceiling. So Spain sat next to you and patted his lap. Confused, you stared weirdly at him. "What are you doing?"

In return, he replied, "Making a pillow for you to lay on, why?" You then abruptly sat up straight, pouting and crossing your arms. "I'm tired at all." And then Prussia grabbed you, hugging you to his shoulder as he gave you his jacket to use for a blanket. "Come on, (Name), use this as an opportunity to sleep next to the Awesome Prussia!"

Frowning at his cockiness, you looked up at him. "Hmph, fine, but you better not try anything funny." And proceeded to slump down and lean on France as you fell into a deep slumber. Knowing that you were asleep, Francis grinned cockily at Spain and Prussia as he prepared to fall asleep leaning on the wall. So, Spain and Prussia just gave up, then went to sleep on either side of you and France.

Silence ensued. "...You know (Name)'s gonna fall for the awesome me, right?"

"..Psh. You wish, I'll make him the best pizza ever and win his heart with food!"

"Are tomatoes the only thing you think about? L' amour is the best way to go to get someone to fall for you!"

"Oh really?! Well mein awesome-"

"If the three of you won't shut the hell up and let me go to sleep, I'm not falling for any of you." And so silence continued to reign inside the closet. And then America opened the door. "Okay! Are you guys done? Ah, they've fallen asleep." Cue the squeal from Hungary. "Let me take a picture first! It'd be perfect blackmail material! And I'm gonna save it for the yaoi club!"

"Yaoi club, who's in that?" England asked as he sipped a cup of tea. He regretted it later on. "Oh, well, only me, Japan, Liechtenstein, Greece joined cause Japan brought him, Turkey came also because of Japan, Switzerland came to watch over Lili*, and, Russia brought China with him because it looked fun." She took a deep breath.

"Also there's Taiwan, Wy, Seychelles, and-" England would be drinking a lot that day to forgot all the names of those people.

*Lili Swingli - Liechtenstein