Invisible:
Chapter 2
Author's Notes:
Okay, new and improved second chapter! I apologize for not writing sooner. But now summer is here, so I'll be free to write whenever writers block doesn't come up and decide to kidnap my ideas. What happened last chapter was the girls' shopping adventure, and now it's the boys' turn! Oh, by the way, they're in the same store. Heh! Small world…um village… whatever.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! But I do have…wait- I don't have anything!
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"That looks very youthful on you, Neji!" Lee cried, overly happy to be included in the group of males, who were currently on their shopping trip for some casual, non-ninja clothes.
"I'm not going to buy it then," Neji deadpanned.
"Why not?!" Lee demanded explanation.
"Anything described as 'youthful', especially coming from you, can never really be a good thing," the stoic Hyuuga eventually replied, not caring for the hurt expression now gracing his teammate's face. Or the fact that Lee was, for the fifth time that day, blubbering and fake-crying all over his shoes.
To make matters worse, there was Kiba and Naruto. Said boys were rolling all over the floor, clutching their stomachs as they laughed hysterically like the loud idiots every person in the store now knew they were.
Shikamaru was doing his usual thing, and just sat there hunched over, looking bored out of his mind. His friends' behavior was nothing new to him, and is that drool leaking from his mouth? Yes, my dear friends, yes it is. Chouji, too, was being fairly normal. If you could call eating chips at an inhuman speed and not even coming close to choking the standard of "normal", that is.
Shino was in the corner. Being creepy by bending over and staring at a beetle intently. Just ogling the bug like it was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. His eyes were pinning it down so hard behind his dark glasses, that you'd think the poor beetle might combust, or quite possibly implode. You couldn't tell, not just yet.
Sasuke just looked downright annoyed and horrified at the same time, muttering, "I don't know them… I don't know them." This only served to spur the blonde and brunette on with their antics. "Stop being a dobe and get off the floor Naruto," the Uchiha growled. Kiba immediately went off on the jinchuuriki, but sounded quite stupid when shouting, "Dude, you just got owned!" The room went silent.
"Did you just try to use slang…?"
The speaker was surprisingly Sasuke, a very amused one that was fighting the urge to burst into a fit of un-manly giggles. You could tell by the way his voice shook and he was smiling like… Orochimaru. Yeah, definitely too much time in the Sound. But he had certainly changed…he was nearly emotionless when he showed up in the village that one day.
They were causing quite the scene. But that didn't matter because Neji was the only one that had yet to purchase an outfit, and despite Lee calling it "youthful"…he bought it anyways.
Naruto, for reasons even a blind man could see, had bought something he hoped would make a certain cherry blossom look at him in a different light. Naruto didn't like the friend-zone.
Kiba's reasons were very similar. The only difference was the desired person. One who was a part of the Rookie 9, maybe they could be called a teammate. No, it is not Shino...
Tomorrow was going to be one heck of a night, that's one thing all eight boys were certain of. Especially if Lee was around alcohol.
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And there you have it! The second chapter. I know this was just pure crack…but I'm just trying to get the feel of writing in third person. I usually write in first person. Review and I'll post another chapter as soon as possible. I actually mean that this time. Seriously, this chapter was way overdue.