Title: Stalking the Vongola Couples
Genre: Humor/slight Romance
Rating: K+/T ?
Disclaimer: KHR belongs to Amano Akira. Even though i spun 3 times then barking, KHR won't be mine ;_;
A/N: Italic sentence means talk in the heart.
Arisa's Note: Don't ask how i could know about the Vongola Family & the mafia things, because i don't really remember.
Thanks for the reviews :D
Sorry again for bad grammar.
CIAOSSU MY FABULOUS READERS! *shouts loudly*
Reborn: Shut up baka, don't shout to your readers. And also don't use my catchphrase. *pointing a gun*
Arisa: O-ok, i'm sorry. Umm..Reborn-san, can you keep that gun away from me? I have gun-phobia.
Reborn: DORR! *tipped his fedora* Don't order me *smirks*
Arisa: *sweatdrop* A bullet stuck in wall behind me, the distance between me and bullet is only 2 cm. He's trying kill me! You little infant..Someday i will kill you so hard!
Reborn: You can never kill me.
Arisa: N-no, Reborn-sama...I never wanted to kill you. Oh right, he can read minds. Dammit.
...
Forget it, back to the story.
Hello everyone! Still with the very famous stalk- i mean journalist in Japan & Italy... Arisa!
Hey, don't look at me like that! Let me dream a little, okay? Good...My partner for today is the10th Vongola Boss, no-good Tsunayoshi Sawada! Ah no, don't use no-good...My partner today is the 10th Vongola Boss, Tsunayoshi Sawada! And i'm using my own camera today, so there won't be incident like yesterday. Kishishishi *grin*
Tsuna: A-ano.. Arisa-san?
Arisa: Oh, yes Tsuna?
Tsuna: Why're you smiling alone?
Arisa: E-eh..Am i smiling? Sorry... Let's stalk!
The 2nd Target : Gokudera & Haru
Target for today is the grumpy tako-head, Gokudera Hayato and the very excited girl from Midori Middle School, Miura Haru. I knew they will be a couple from the beginning! (You can call it 'fangirls instinct' again). They always argue when they meet, and now they become a 'happy' couple. Have you ever heard that hate is the beginning of love? Eh, you never heard about it? So it's just me? Really? Are you sure? I guess so...
Gokudera and Haru is the newest couple in Vongola Family. I heard from Tsuna, Gokudera just confess his feeling to Haru 3 days ago in front of everyone. Yeah, really... In Tsuna's birthday party.
You don't believe me? I know Gokudera is a tsundere, but he really confessed to Haru at the party.
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Enough wondering of Gokudera! Where's the couple?
Arisa: Hey Tsuna, are you really sure Gokudera & Haru will come to this kind of place? That 'Gokudera'...
Tsuna: Ah y-yes, i think. Haru said she will invite Gokudera here, because today is Haru Appreciation Day.
Arisa: Alright then, we just have to wait.
Now we already in Haru's favorite cake shop, but the couple hasn't been seen.
2 hours later...
Arisa: *yawn* Maybe they won't come, let's go hom- Hey, look! It's them! Tsuna, are you ready with my camera?
Tsuna: W-wait a s-sec *holds the camera clumsily & hastily* O-ok i'm ready.
Arisa: *exhale* That's dame Tsuna for ya.
Tsuna: You're thinking of bad things about me, aren't you?
Arisa: No, of course not. You're the juudaime...*look away* Wait, he can't read my mind, right? Whatever...
They're entering the cake shop, Gokudera looks very uneasy. He always looking around.
Haru: What's wrong Gokudera-kun?
Gokudera: Eh no, i just feel like being watched.
Haru: But you're already postponed our date up to 2 hours!
Gokudera: I know i know, sorry. I don't want to be stalked, you know... By that crazy girl from the Namimori Newspaper Club.
Haru: Let her take our photos! It's romantic, desu! *spreads love love aura*
Gokudera: Hah!?
Haru: Anyway.. Let's buy some cake! C'mon! *drags Gokudera*
Gokudera: He-hey! Aho onna!
Haru: Hahi!? Don't call your girlfriend like that!
Gokudera: Ukh..Ok, you're my girlfriend. How in the world i can fall in love with this kind of girl !?
Haru: Oh yeah, how about we stopped at a cafe later? *smiles at Gokudera*
Gokudera: *Stares*
Haru: Hmm?
Gokudera: Oh, nothing. *look away to hide the blush*
Haru: I will consider it as a yes, then! Excuse me, i want this cake!
Gokudera: Well... I guess it's ok *smiles*
(What a cute smile, Gokudera... Altough you're secretely smiling, i still can see it. And i've been telling Tsuna to take the photo when you smile)
The tako-head knows i want to stalk them!? How sharp. Wait, or maybe that baseball maniac... *sweatdrop*
Arisa: Ng, Tsuna... Did Yamamoto said something in class?
Tsuna: Eh? Ng...actually yes. He said about how fun stalking is.
Arisa: Thought so *gulp* Did he mentioned my name?
Tsuna: nope.
Arisa: Thank goodness... But Gokudera definitely knows that's me considering how smart he is, because i'm the most active member in the club. Damn you Yamamoto! (Just story, i'm a fan of Yamamoto too :3)
after the couple came out of the cake shop, we continue following them.
Haru linking her arm on Gokudera's. The hot-headed Gokudera Hayato is acting like this when with his girlfriend! I will definitely make his fangirls at school cry.
Arisa: Tsuna, take that picture now! It's nice for my article.
Tsuna: Hai, hai *click* Done... Hey, why're you staring at me like that!?
Arisa: No clumsy incident? Seriously? Bu-but you're no-good Tsuna *looked doubtfully*
Tsuna: Oi! You disparaging me but asked for my help!
Arisa: Ahaha..Sorry about it.
Gokudera & Haru are entering a cafe. We have to disguise, so we can enter the cafe. Why we should enter? Because we couldn't hear their conversation from outside. (Actually it's because i'm thirsty)
Arisa: Here, take this. *gives a newspaper*
Tsuna: For what?
Arisa: Disguise, disguise.
Tsuna: Are you sure?
Arisa: Of course! We hide our face with this, let's go. *Entering the cafe with confidence*
Tsuna : I-is this really going to work? *still standing outside*
Arisa: *gives hurry-come-here signal to Tsuna*
Tsuna: *jawdrop* It's really work!?
Arisa: *gives don't-forget-your-newspaper signal to Tsuna*
Tsuna: Alright...
The place where we sitting is 2 tables in front of them. If we sit in front of them,they will discover us. I really don't want to be the target of his dynamites.
Hmm...Haru ordering a parfait & Gokudera ordering a cappuccino. Ohh, I hope they take 1 parfait for both. Isn't it romantic? Don't say no!
Arisa: Ah, waitress! I want 1 parfait, and you Tsuna?
Tsuna: M-me? I-ice tea, please.
Waitress: Ok, please wait.
Tsuna: Hey, Arisa-san! Why're you ordering a parfait!?
Arisa: Ssst! Listen to their conversation now!
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Haru: Ne, Gokudera-kun.
Gokudera: Hm? *sips his cappuccino*
Haru: Can i call you Hayato?
Gokudera: *chokes* W-wh-what do you say?
Haru: I have become your girlfriend now, so I want to call you by your first name. Can i? *sparkles*
Gokudera: *blushes* W-well, up to you.
Haru: Really!? *smiles happily* I love you, Hayato! *hugs*
Gokudera: *blushing madly* He-hey, wait! People are looking at us!
Haru: I don't care!
Arisa: Tsu-tsu-tsuna, take that picture now!
Tsuna: E-e-eh!? O-ok (after 15 seconds of carelessness) *click* Gokudera-kun and Ha-haru is...The-the-they are..
Tsuna still stutter because he saw a very-very unusual sight. And for me...Yay! I got an interesting photo.
Brrrr..Oh no, i goosebumps. Something bad will happen...
Yamamoto: Yo, Tsuna! Arisa!
Arisa: Told ya.
Tsuna: Ya-yamamoto! *gives don't-be-noisy signal to Yamamoto*
Arisa: Ssstt, baseball nut! Why're you here!?
Yamamoto: I'm on my way to home and see you guys, so I decided to say hello *talk leisurely with his idiotic smile* What're you guys doing here?
Arisa: Argh, Yamamoto! You've ruined everything! Now i'm going to die..
Gokudera & Haru are looking at me. Gokudera walking towards me with glower, i should be ready to become the target of his dynamites *sweatdrop*
Arisa: He-hello, Gokudera... Want a parfait?
Gokudera: What're you doing here, stupid stalker!? Are you stalking me!? I think I've managed to escape from you!
Arisa: Eh!? N-no! I'm here to eat parfait with him. Right, Tsuna?
Tsuna: Ah y-yes, Gokudera-kun. You don't need to be angry.
Gokudera: Ohh, juudaime! What're you doing here? Sorry i didn't realize you, i'm so sorry! *speaks with very polite & respectful attitude* And for you.. I'm gonna kill you! *ready with his dynamites*
Arisa: WTF is this how he's speaking!? His attitude changed 360 degrees when talking to me, completely different from the way he spoke to Tsuna! Fo-forgive me, Master Gokudera ... I'm just taking some pictures of you and Haru *takes the camera* I will also make a good article for you two! *run off fast* Why can't i have a happy ending!? I have to train my running skill from now on! (for escape).
Gokudera: Damn! That fake journalist!
Haru: *gripping Gokudera's arm* Let's continue our date, Hayato!
Gokudera: Hee!?
Haru: Come on!
Gokudera: Che. I will kill that stupid stalker later.
Yamamoto: Hahaha, you two are such a cute couple. Congratulations!
Haru: Thanks, Yamamoto-san.
Gokudera: Shut up, yakyuu-baka! Let's go. *draws Haru hand*
Haru: Eh? Ha-hai, desu. *blush*
-Gokudera & Haru already leave the cafe-
Yamamoto: Hey, Tsuna. Where's Arisa?
Tsuna: She's still running away. She didn't know that Gokudera had stopped chasing her.
Yamamoto: Is that so? Then, i'll saying the concluding sentence...
Sorry everyone! the main character is still running away, and i don't know from what. So let's meet again at the next stalking!
Reborn: Ciao, Ciao.
Tsuna:HIEEE Reborn!? Why did he get here!? Ah never mind...Just forget it.
I've updated the new chapter, i know it's really unclear ._.
Can anyone suggest me, what couple should i write next? I expecting het pairing, but yaoi is ok. (except Gokudera or Hibari pairing)
Please answer it in reviews... Thanks for reading! :DD