Characters: Ash, Misty, Brock.
Genre: Humor.
Shipping: Pokeshipping.
Notes: Based on a real-life situation! The Question Game is a little something I had jolly good fun playing in class :D
"I'm tired."
One statement and the red-headed water Pokemon trainer had slumped down onto the ground, setting her beloved Togepi beside her.
Ash, Misty, and Brock were up and on the road since nine in the morning, and by then, nearly five hours had passed. No one could blame Misty for being exhausted. This explained Ash and Brock's wordless approval as they also dropped their backpacks onto the ground and panted heavily.
"For once you guys agree for a break!" Ash said accusingly from his sleeping position on the soft grass covered ground.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures," Brock pointed out, not bothering to glance at him.
"He has a point. You usually call for breaks every...five minutes or so," Misty said, lifting her nose in the air while smirking.
"Unfair," Ash commented, sticking his tongue out.
Misty would have definitely returned the childish gesture but she seemed to have something more prior to arguing with Ash on her mind.
"Let's play a game," Misty abruptly said, slamming her hands onto the ground.
"Depends. If it's the "Abandon-Brock-While-Running-Off-To-The-Next-Town-Without-Him-As-a-Joke Game, then NO," Brock said in disapproval, slightly panting from the long game name.
"That wasn't a game...it was just sort of..." Ash drifted off, letting the memory come back to him.
"For fun!" Misty finished for him, offering a sheepish smile. "Anyways, it's just a question game. You ask someone a question. That person can't answer the question. They need to ask another question to the person next to them, and the process repeats so on and so forth. You can't repeat a question, and you can't hesitate."
"That sounds easy. Okay, I'll play," said Brock, sitting up.
"I'll go first. Ummm what's your birthday?" Misty asked Brock.
"What's the color of the sky?" Brock asked without hesitation to Ash.
"Gyms or Contests?" Ash questioned Misty.
The game went on and on, each one of them looked determined to win.
Misty suddenly smirked very widely when it was her turn. "Brock, don't you think the Nurse Joy in Viridian City is hideous?"
"WHAT! NO! SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF THEM ALL!" Brock shouted out, nearly deafening Ash and Misty.
They shot him a skeptical, victorious look.
"Oh...right...dammit," Brock sighed, backing out of the circle. Ash and Misty faced each other like they were competing in the final battle of the Johto league. Which had to be pretty intense.
"Why is grass green?" Ash started.
"Why do you care?"
"Why do I care?"
"Why are you so dense?"
"Why are you so annoying?"
The insults got heavier by the second. But they eventually ran out of insults(suprisingly) and begun to take on a different path of questions.
"Have you ever killed a mockingbird?"
"The square root of 69 is 8 something, right?"
"Have you been trying to figure that out allll night?"
"What is this I don't even?"
"Want to stop recycling old memes any day now?"
"So, do you like Mudkipz?"
"Do you like Albino Llamas?"
"Can we stop making DeviantArt references?"
"Can you stop acting like a Gary Stu?"
"Why so Mary Sue?"
"Maybe you're a Peggy Sue, then?"
"What's a Peggy Sue?"
"WHY ARE YOU A CLOSEST TWILIGHT FAN?"
"Do you think I haven't seen your collection of cabinets?"
"What does that have to do with Toy Story 3?"
"The weather's been sunny today, don't you think?"
"Who do you like?"
"What do you think?"
"Do you think that I think I know?"
"I don't know, do you think that I think that you think that I think I know?"
"Maybe, do you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I think I know?"
"Can we please stop?"
"Sure, when will this end?"
"Maybe when we sing the rainbow unicorn song?"
"What's that have to do with Brock being so thick-headed?"
"Want to go out?"
"I-I, I mean, what...what-"
"I win."
"Huh?" Misty stared at him while her jaw was on the floor. He had tricked her!
"Funny how those words got you so off track, Misty," Brock chuckled, while causing Misty's face to turn a bright red.
"Yeah, right!" she shouted, bringing out her mallet and giving Brock a good whack.
"Then why'd you hesitate?"
"Because it was ASH asking, you dimwit!"
"Oh, so it was because of Ash, huh?" Brock said suggestively. He earned a sharp kick in his leg from Misty.
"NOT LIKE THAT!"
"Wait, what are you guys talking about?" Ash spoke up, giving them a dumbfounded look.
"What?" Misty and Brock looked back at him, just as confused.
"What's so weird? I don't get why you lost, Misty. That was a pretty stupid question. I mean, we already areoutside!"
Misty and Brock stared at him for a long, long time.
And then they fell over.