Characters: Ash, Misty, Brock.
Genre: Humor.
Shipping: Pokeshipping
Notes: This is an AU drabble, my friends. It's based off of my favorite Dreamworks movie. You'll get it. XD
Ash was so screwed.
"Oh my g-Brock, we'll never make it in time!" he yelled, mud splattering all over his jeans as he brushed away sweaty hair from his forehead.
"Well it's your fault she left in the first place!" Brock replied, having a bit more trouble keeping up with Ash with his current clothing, a baby pink tuxedo.
Oh, that was another story.
"It's not me! She thought I was-okay never mind, we're here, we're here!" Ash skidded to a dusty stop, looking up ahead at a wedding-decorated Cerulean Gym. "Come on Brock, we've gotta get there before she marri-"
Brock took no time at all in pulling Ash's shoulders back, nearly toppling over, and spinning him around to face himself. "Hold on."
"Whaddaya mean, hold on? SHE'S GONNA GET FREAKING MARRIED!"
"ASH! LISTEN!"
"WHAT?" Ash screamed back.
"Look, you love this woman, don't you?"
"Yes."
"You wanna hold her?"
"Yes!"
"Please her?"
"YES!"
"Then you've got ta, got ta, try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap!"
And after throwing at every single curse known to man at Brock for wasting such valuable time, he crashed through the doors of the Cerulean City Gym, ending this wedding once and for all.