The Americans
By: Hita and Liet~
Summary: Two new students show up at Ouran Private Academy as American Scholarship Students! Who, of course, meet the Host Club. Them and those seven are not going to be a good mix! But like they say, opposites attract! Well wish them luck~ Oh and one's a male?! No? Hmmm...
Rating: T+ for now! :D
Hita: Oh Liet... Haha well we're back!
Liet: Yeahhh... Wheew! I don't own Tobuscus!
Hita: Haha that would be weird... So Twins do the disclaimer!
Twins: Hita and Liet do NOT own Ouran or anything in it. They own Erin and Jasmine.
Hita: Thank you! Well no babbling this time, so carry on!
-Host Club, Erin's First Day-
"Erin! Here's your uniform, go change!" Tamaki shoutd as soon she walked in.
"Whoa! Okay." she grabbed the bag and walked off towards the back.
Erin walked off towards the back and into one of the changing rooms, pulling the curtain closed. She looked into the bag and sighed, seeing the powder blue blazer and black tie with a purple stripe down the middle placed on top.
Oh boy...Erin thought as she buttoned up her blazer.
When she was done getting changed, she exited and stood outside the curtain. SHe looked in the window and straightened and tightened her tie. When she was satisfied she entered the main room, where everyone was sitting/standing looking at the door.
"WHOA! Erin-chan you look so handsome!" Honey cheered.
"Yeah! That suit looks nice on you!" the twins gave their trademark thumbs up.
"Yeah Erin you look handsome." Jasmine mocked.
"Jasmine! Urgh!"
"Why'd you do that?" everyone questioned.
"Umm... Uh...Ehm... It was just weird to hear that coming from her."
"Why's that Erin?" Kyoya aksed, looking up, "A compliment is a compliment."
"I've just known her for a really long time! It's just not normal for her to say..."
"I see..." Kyoya scribbled something down in the pages of his notebook.
"WHAT ARE YOU WIRTING?" Erin questioned loudly.
"Oh anything and everything."
Thus making Erin sigh.
"Erin-chan! Erin-chan! You should practice by me and Takashi!" Honey exclaimed, bouncing up and down in his seat.
"O-Okay."
"Yay! Follow us Erin-chan!"
Honey climbed onto Mori's shoulders and he led the way to their hosting table.
There was the sound of something hitting the floor as Erin stood up to follow Honey and Mori. Everyone turned to where Kyoya sat and the now empty seat next to him.
"You had to of expected him to faint. He wanted to be the one to train you, Erin. So he's being a baby about it."
"Daddy wanted to teach his new son. The neighbors shouldn't get to. It's Daddy's responsibility." Tamaki muttered.
"What are you talking about...?" Erin questioned.
"You see-" Hikaru started, sliding up next to her.
"The boss sees us all as a family. He's the father, Kyoya-sempai is the mother, Hikaru and I are the sons, Haruhi is his daughter, and then Honey-sempai and Mori-sempai are our neighbors." Kaoru explained, placing his hand on her shoulder, Hikaru mimicking the motion.
"It's how his messed up brain comprehends things." Hikaru commented, nonchalantly.
"Touching my shoulders..." Erin muttered, slowly making her way away from the two.
"And because of that he acts really weird most of the time." they finished in synch.
"Oh...uh...alright."
"Yeah and you and Jasmine are new additions to his 'family' so don't try to change it... He'll just have a meltdown."
"We don't want that do we?"
"Not at all."
"I guess I'd better get on with this."
"Good luck!" the twins shouted, waving handkercheifs in the air.
"WAIT!" Tamaki shouted, jumpingup from his position on the floor.
"What now?" Haruhi asked.
"We don't have a type for Erin yet!"
-Cue Electric Motor!-
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"What the heck is going on?!"
"Oh just our manager, Renge Hoshakuji."
"Oh."
"Well that makes much more sense doesn't it?" Honey asked, suddenly right next to her.
"You boys are still hopeless... I was sure you learned after the last few times we needed new types! But I guess I was wrong! Obviously Erin should be our one and only Rebellious Type!" Renge shouted, pointing at Erin with schrunched up eyebrows.
"But Renge! Rebellious is part of what Mori-sempai is! How does that work?" Tamaki asked.
Everyone got out note pads and pencils and started scribbling everything she said down.
"Well no not particularlily! Mori-sempai is the 'Wild Type'! Which is almost as broad as the Shota category. You see since he is the 'Wild' and no other extra pieces to say what he really is. He does have the title 'Strong and Silent Type', but that just won't do! So therefore Mori-sempai is still WIld while we take the rebellious part of his title and donate it to Erin!"
Everyone nodded, understandingly.
"But Renge-chan! How is Erin-chan rebellious?"
"Easy, he doesn't like to be touched! Which gives off a slight wonder of mysteriousness which is huge in the rebellious type! It will be key and it will be very easy for Erin to pull off!"
Then came the applauding as the rig went down, Renge laughing once again.
"Did you understand anything she just said?" Jasmine whispered to Erin.
"Uh... Sort of..."
"Okay good. I'm very lost with it... Luckily I'm not the 'guy' here~!"
Kyoya clapped his hands, "The ladies will be coming any minute now! Let's get in our places!"
"Bye Erin! See you after club activities!" Jasmine said, exiting the room.
They all go together in their pose, Erin was placed next to Kyoya and Hikaru. Erin smiled slightly as the door opened and joined in the greeting.
"Welcome ladies!"
All the girls giggled and rushed in, most stopped and started pointing and talking to each other about the new host.
"Attention ladies! We have some important news to tell you!" Kyoya announced from the middle of the room.
The girls gathered around him and the others, all curious about what it could be.
"The Ouran Host Club would like to introduce our newest host! The Rebellious Type, Erin!" he said, turning to Erin.
The girls all looked to him, eyeing him up and down. A few seconds later and the room was erupting with screams.
"I wanna request the new host!" was what everyone was hearing.
"Ladies, Ladies! Calm down! Everyone will get a chance to spend some time with Erin. For now if you all can make a nice and orderly fashioned line over by my table, I will assist all of you with choosing your time. Everyone else can go to their usual hosts!"
Then the groups split. A little more then half went to Kyoya's table and lined up and everyone else went to one of the others. After all of the ladies were set the first group went over to Erin's table, smiling and waving to 'him'. Some of the girls were even blushing a little.
"Hello Erin!" They all said, sitting down on the couches.
Erin nodded to them, making them all sigh.
"Erin what do you like to do?" one girl asked.
"What are your hobbies?"
"Do you have any siblings?"
"Were you this popular in America?"
"Well...um... I like listening to music, drawing, writing, reading those types of things. I do have a younger brother. Well I wasn't that popular."
"What kind of music do you like?"
"Would you draw us a picture?"
"What do you like to read?"
"How old is he? Is he as handsome as you?"
"My favorite kind of music would be alternative. What would you like me to draw for you? I like horror novels. He's 13 and I think you ladies would like him."
They giggled and blushed slightly.
"We don't mind! Anything you want to draw! Will you ever bring him to the club with you?"
"If he asked me to I would bring him."
They all giggled excitedly.
"Excuse me ladies, but it's time for the next group to come."
"Okay! Is it okay if we request you again, Erin?"
"I would love to see all of you again."
They all blushed and exited the room, giggling madly.
And so the process carried on throughout the whole hour.
"Ladies, please say good bye to your hosts. I'm afraid it's closing time, but we hope to see all of your beautiful faces again tomorrow."
The Hosts all helped escort the ladies out, making small good byes. When the last lady was out the door, Erin let out a sigh.
"That was a lot of girls."
"You'll have to get used to it. It seems they all took a liking to you, so your bound to get even more." Hikaru and Kaoru both said, plopping down next to her.
"I know that you are fully booked for the next five weeks. Girls really seem to like your rebelliousness and your attitude."
"Oh my God..."
"You did exceptionally well for your first day." Tamaki commented, chin in his hands.
"Erin!" Jasmine shouted, coming into the room, "How was your first day of hosting?"
"Well... I'm not quite sure how to put it."
"Erin-chan's first day was fabulous Jas-chan! He was so awesome today!" Honey chirped.
"Yay! Good job Erin-kun." Jasmine giggled, giving a thumbs up.
"We should be going now..." Erin stated, getting up and leaving.
"Bye guys!" Jasmine shouted.
"Bye!"
"Be sure to bring a towel tomorrow Erin-chan!" Honey shouted.
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
"Oh no..."
"BYE!"
Then the door shut, leaving Erin feeling horribly scared for tomorrow and Jasmine laughing her butt off at Erin's new predicament.
Hita: Oohhh Liet!
Liet: Oh nooo!
Tamaki: What? What's wrong my daughter?!
Liet: Oh nooooo!
Hita: -laughing-
Honey: Well hehe Liet-chan's kinda gone... And Hita-chan can't speak right now so please review and we'll see you next time!
Everyone: BYE!
~Hita and Liet Say Good Bye~