The Americans

By: Hita and Liet~

Summary: Two new students show up at Ouran Private Academy as American Scholarship Students! Who, of course, meet the Host Club. Them and those seven are not going to be a good mix! But like they say, opposites attract! Well wish them luck~ Oh and one's a male?! No? Hmmm...

Rating: T+ for now! :D

Hita: LIET!

Liet: Hiiiiiii!

Hita: Yes! It's time for Liet chaos!

Twins: What is this chaos?

Hita: Oooh you'll see~ Possibly...

Honey: I wanna know Liet-channnn!

Liet: You'll know eventually.

Hita: Honey, you and Mori will most likely understand first. You guys are just that amazing when it comes to realizing stuff...

Liet: Uh huh...

Hita: OKAY! Tama! Come do the disclaimer for me!

Tamaki: HURRAY! I GET RECOGNITION! :) Okay! So Hita and Liet do NOT own Ouran or any of it's amazingly beautiful characters~ They own the beautiful Erin and Jasmine~ OKAY! ALL DONE!

Hita: Okay now go away until it's your turn to speak.

Liet and Honey: ON WITH THE STORY!


-Host Club After School but Before Hosting-

"Erin-chan! Did you bring your towel?" Honey asked excitedly.

Erin nodded.

"Then go throw on your swim trunks and we'll got aboard the plane."

"Correction, limo. The plane can't be used right now." Kyoya stated, not looking up from his typing.

"GO CHANGE ERIN! We need to see your swim trunks!" the twins shouted, shoving Erin into the changing room.

Erin stood there awkwardly in the room, unsure what to do. I dont have a swimsuit with me... Much less swim trunks.. WHAT DO I DO?!

She heard talking from in the other room and listened, waiting for something to happen. A knock soon came to the door and she still stood there.

"Who is it...?"

"It's Jasmine~! You left soemthing at home!"

"Come in!"

She opened the door and slid in, tossing a bag to Erin. Erin caught it and looked at it, questioningly.

"What is this?"

"Your swim trunks. I went all the way to a department store just for you!" Jasmine said smirking, plopping down into a chair.

Erin stared at her and then to the bag, "I'm not going to wear this!"

"You have to! They'll get suspicious!"

"NO."

"Wear the dang thing!"

Erin sighed, "No."

"PUT IT ON!"

"Am I going to be wearing a top?"

"Of course you weirdo! I know better than to do that!"

"...fine..."

Jasmine clapped and made her exit of the room.

"He's getting changed." she smiled.

"Great!" the twins grinned.

"DON'T YOU DARE HARASS MY SON YOU EVIL DEMONS!" Tamaki shouted.

The twins laughed evilly and walked away.

"ERIN! ARE YOU DONE YET!?" Jasmine shouted.

"GIVE ME A SECOND! I'm almost done, jeez!"

"ITS JUST PANTS!" Jasmine shouted.

"GRRR!"

"DON'T YOU GRRR ME, YOUNG MAN!" she shouted, really mother like.

Everyone looked at her weirdly.

"I'M DONE! YOU HAPPY?"

"Very~"

"Come out Erin-chan~" Honey called, smiling happily.

"...okay..."

Erin walked out in her white uniform t-shirt and her tie wrapped around her neck, finishing it with her purple and grey polka dotted swim trunks.

"Jasmine. Are you kidding me?"

"AW! YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME!" Jasmine shouted, hugging 'him'.

"NO!"

The twins held up two identical hands and clapped, "Nice! We approve!"

Erin face palmed and pushed Jasmine away.

"Let's go. The girls will be waiting soon." Kyoya noted, snapping his laptop shut and walking to the door.

-In the Limo-

"This is going to be soooo fun! Right Erin?" Jasmine asked, looking at her.

"Yeah..."

"LOOK ERIN-CHAN! That's the lake we'll be at!" Honey pointed out the window.

Erin looked out the window and nodded.

"Look's like the girls beat us." Hikaru stated, looking at the beach mansion (yeah I cant put beach house.. It's like a lie).

Kyoya sighed, disappointed., "Erin. This is your fault that we are late."

Erin's face turned very angry, "...urgh."

Jasmine looked between the two, laughing quietly.

"LET'S GOOOOOOO!" the twins shouted, jumping out of the limo.

"Yes. We musn't keep the ladies waiting any longer." Kyoya looked ot Erina nd climbed out.

Mori and Honey got out after him, followed by Haruhi and then Tamaki.

"Well, let's go Erin-kun!" Jasmine joked, getting out.

"Oh dear." Erin climbed out and was immediately flocked by her guests.

"I'll catch you later Erin!" Jasmine shouted, running off with Haruhi.

"Hello Erin!" one of the girls giggled, blushing.

"Hi ladies."

Erin took her tie and threw it in the limo and smiled slightly to the girls. They all blushed like mad, some giggling.

"Let's go down to the beach everyone!" Tamaki announced.

"OKAY!" all the girls shouted.

The hosts all started to walk down, their guests flocking after them.

Erin sat down on a towel under the umbrella, her guests sitting around her.

"So how have you been Erin?"

"Have you asked your brother about coming over here?"

"He said sure but he said it pretty sarcastically. I've been fine, nothing much new."

"Oh... Well that's good though."

"Erin, do you have any pets?"

"Well I have a cat. But she's kinda...evil."

"Really? Aw I wish I could have a cat! Can you bring a picture of your cat?"

"What's your cats name?"

"Sure and her name is Mia."

"AWWW! That's so cute! Did you name her?"

"Yes."

"Why'd you choose that name?"

"Well it's actually short for Macadamia. And that's the color of her fur."

"Aw! That's so creative!"

"Thank you." Erin smiled.

The girls all giggled. Soon enough the girls asked Erin a question.

"Erin are you not going to swim?"

"Um I wasn't really going to... Water and the sun don't mix with my skin. Like it'll get really hot and the water will make it itch..." Erin mumbled.

"Oh, then we'll sit here with you!"

"Thanks ladies, that's very kind of you!"

They all giggled. The conversation resumed and they all had a fun time.

"Excuse me ladies but can I borrow Erin please?" Jasmine asked, looking down at them.

They hesitated but nodded disappointingly.

"Thank you!" Jasmine smiled and grabbed Erin's hand and pulled her up.

Erin walked off with Jasmine confused.

"What's up?" Erin asked in her normal voice, considering they were far off from other humans.

"Th twins were coming for you, so I had to come get you. They were going to throw you in the lake." Jasmine explained.

"Ah. Thanks."

"No problem. Can't have the fun end so soon can we?"

"No... I guess not."

Jasmine smiled, "We should sneak out late tonight and go swimming together. It'll be fun, and I know that I'm dying to go swimming."

"But it'll be dark."

"Exactly. So then if for some bizarre reason one of the hosts come out and see us you can quickly throw on your shirt and shorts."

"Where will my shorts and shirt be?"

"We'll bring them out and put them right on the edge of the water."

Erin nodded, "Okay, fine."

"Woot! Tonight'll be so fun!" Jasmine smiled widely.

Erin nodded, smiling herself.

"So are you falling for any of the hosts?"

"NO!" Erin screeched.

"Okay okay." Jasmine chuckled.

"WHY ARE YOU CHUCKLING?"

"Cause obviously you are or you wouldn't be so defensive."

Erin face palmed, "Jasmine."

-Back with the Hosts-

"Hey Kyoya-sempai, have you seen Erin?" the twins asked.

"Nope."

"Are you sure?" Hikaru asked.

"We wanted to throw him in the lake."

"I'm sure."

They sighed and walked away.

-Back with Erin and Jasmine-

"Well you should probably head back before people start wondering what exactly it is we're doing."

Erin gave her a look.

"They'll start to assume we're dating if we keep doing this... So they will assume we're making out or something. I know there are like two girls from Honey and Mori's little group that asked me if we were."

"And you said?"

"I said nothing. I wasn't sure what to say, so they are all like 'ohhhh but you like him don't you!?' And I smiled, stifling my laughter and they took that as a yes I believe."

"JASMINE!" Erin shouted.

"Shhh! They'll hear us!"

"ARGH!" Erin stalked back to the beach where the others were. Jasmine chased after her.

When they got back they noticed that the girls were all gone and all the Hosts but Haruhi and Kyoya were out in the water.

"Hey where'd everyone go?" Jasmien questioned, sitting next to Haruhi.

"They headed back to their limo, heading back to their houses." Haruhi stated, smiling kindly at Jasmine.

Jasmine nodded and looked out at the group out in the water, smiling slightly.

"They look like their having fun."

"Hm? Oh yeah, they usually do." Haruhi responded.

-Later On-

"Well Takashi and I are going to bed!" Honey called, walking out the door with Mori.

"Yeah, it's pretty late. Good night. Let's go Erin." Jasmine said, following after.

"Why'd we leave early?" Erin whispered.

"Because then they'll think we went to bed. We can climb down the ladder on the balcony."

"Ah good plan!"

"Thank you."

They continued on walking in silence.

"So are going in my room?" Erin asked.

"Yeah." Jasmine replied.

Little did they know that Hikaru and Kaoru were hiding behind the corner listening.

"Ooh, so do you think they're going out Kaoru?" Hikaru asked, smirking at the information they just received.

"Most likely." Kaoru replied, slightly disappointed.

"Kaoru?" Hikaru worried.

"Hm? Oh nothing, don't worry about it. Should we go inform the others?"

"Yes." Hikaru was still worried but wasn't going to bother trying to push it.

They went off, smiling madly.

-Later, 11:39 p.m.-

"Erin." Jasmine whispered to the asleep girl, "Wake up!"

Erin shot up, Jasmine jumping away shocked.

"Jeez, scared the crap outta me!" Jasmine hissed.

"Me? You scared me!"

"Wwll then you shouldn't have fallen asleep." Jasmine stated, throwing Erin's swim suit at her, "There ya go."

"Thanks... I think." Erin held it up, "Yay! A one piece!"

"Yeah, now hurry up and put it on!" Jasmine demanded, getting impatient, "I wanna go swimming!"

"Calm down. We'll get to swim." Jasmine muttered.

Erin got changed and then grabbed her shorts and baggy shirt and Jasmine practically dragged her down the stairs.

"Slow down. Your going to kill us." Erin stated bluntly.

"Hehe, sorry."

Soon the two were in the lake swimming around, laughing and splashing each other.

Mori was awaken when he heard something from outside, he climbed out of his bed and looked across the room to see Honey curled up nicely under the blankets in his bed. Mori then continued his walk to the balcony, he looked out and saw two dark silhouettes climbing up the stairs to Erin's bedroom, his eyes widening with alarm. He bolted to Erin's room when he saw them walk in throuh the balcony door.

-With the Girls-

"That was fun." Jasmine giggled, plopping down onto Erins bed and climbing under the covers, her shoulders and up see-able. Erin laughed sitting down in a chair in her shirt and shorts across the room.

Soon the door burst open and they both whipped their heads to the door. They saw Mori standing there, looking around the room. His eyes landed on Erin first and then on Jasmine, he looked away a blush lightly tinting his face.

"Mori-sempai...? Is there a problem?" Erin asked confused.

"No... I just thought I saw something outside..." he muttered, looking to Jasmine again.

Jasmine looked at him, tilting her head confused, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

From out in the hall they could hear Tamaki say, "Mori-sempai? What's going on in there?"

Soon Tamaki's jaw was on the floor and he was shouting at Erin about being around an indecent lady wasnt right and pretty quick the twins, Haruhi. Honey, and Kyoya were amongst them.

Jasmine quickly threw on a shirt that Erin had on the ground close to the bed. It fell down to her knees and she looked at Erin.

Erin was looking at her already, worry in her eyes.

""I knew they were dating." the twins stated simply, glaring at Erin.

"WHAT?!" they shouted, looking over to the twins.

The hosts nodded in agreement with the twins.

"We are so NOT dating." Jasmine stated defensively.

"Surrre." Hikaru said.

"WE ARENT. We're just close friends." Jasmine snapped, getting angry.

"Whatever." Hikaru muttered, walking back to his room.

"We aren't dating. And Erin wasn't doing anything bad. We had just come back from outside. He took me outside so I could go swimming. I swear. I was cold so I laid down on his bed. That's all, nothing more than that!"

"It's okay Jas-chan. We understand. Right?" Honey asked.

The others nodded.

"Okay good... Well good night. See ya in the morning." Jasmine mumbled, walking down the hall to her bedroom.

The door slammed shut and everything was quiet.

"Well can you guys go...? I need to go to bed too."

"Yeah of course. Let's go gentlemen. See you in the morning Erin."

Erin nodded.


Hita: Jeez... That go DRAMATIC! I was not planning it to be like that!

Honey: Hita-chan are Erin-chan and Jas-chan going out?'

Hita: -laugh- no they really aren't Honey.

Honey: Okay!

Mori: Review. See you next time.

~Hita and Liet Say Good Bye~