The Americans
By: Hita and Liet~
Summary: Two new students show up at Ouran Private Academy as American Scholarship Students! Who, of course, meet the Host Club. Them and those seven are not going to be a good mix! But like they say, opposites attract! Well wish them luck~ Oh and one's a male?! No? Hmmm...
Rating: T+ for now! :D
Hita: -laughs manically- This is going to be epic!
Liet: -laughs squeakily-
Host Club: WHY?! What are you planning?
Liet: No one ever asks me that! I feel so proud! It's always that one... By me!
Hita: Okay.. So before we get too excited here, lets just begin with the chapter! Wish the Host Club good luck readers! :D
Mori: Hita and Liet don't own Ouran or any of it's characters. They own the plot and Erin and Jasmine.
Hita: We'll add another one at the bottom! Read on! ;)
-After School/Host Club (Friday), Third POV-
"YOU SEVEN!" the two girls shout, pointing to the Host Club.
They all look at them, confused looks on their faces.
"What?" Haruhi questioned.
"You are coming to our apartment tonight!" Erin stated happily.
Jasmine nodded excitedly, holding back laughter.
"..." was the response they got at first.
"YES!" the twins high-fived, happily.
"My son and daughter are inviting me over to their house!" Tamaki cheered.
"They invited all of us, Tamaki," Kyoya stated, looking at the now crying blonde.
"Are you kidding me?" Erin asked.
"Wait why do you need us to come over?" the twins asked skeptically.
Jasmine and Erin exchanged looks, smiling happily, "We are going to introduce you to American music!"
"OKAY! ENOUGH CHIT CHAT! LET'S GET GOING! Oh and make sure they bring clothes for you guys to change into," Jasmine stated calmly, walking out of the room.
Erin looked at her, thinking of what she meant by that.
"Wait, why?" they asked.
"Because you guys are staying over night, duh."
They looked at her, eyes widened,"Are you're parents okay with this?"
Jasmine thought for a minute, "Well my mom probably wont be. But Erin's mom could over rule her. Plus when she meets you she'll probably be okay with it."
-Once they get to Jasmine and Erin's apartment building-
So they walked up to the apartment, Tamaki telling them all how to act and not to disrespect their parents. Soon they were in the building where the girls were bringing them to where they wanted them to place their things. Then they all got caught up in a conversation about what the girls were going to have them do. Erin's mother and Jasmine's mother both soon walked through the door, talking about how much fun they had shopping.
Erin's mother and Jasmine's mother walked past the girls' room, which they then back tracked, noticing that there were far too many heads in the room. They did a head count and noted the number of males and females, frowning at the result.
Erin's mother tapped her shoulder, making her jump. She turned around, gasped and then started to shake Jasmine's arm. She turned around and froze.
"We are as good as six feet underground." Erin murmured.
Jasmine nodded.
"Erin, why are all of these boys in here?" Erin's mother questioned.
"Actually Haruhi's a girl..." Jasmine stated.
Her mother shot her a look.
"Mom, I know this looks bad. But none of these people will do anything. I promise. And I never break promises."
Erin's mother looked at her, "Let me speak to them."
Jasmine's mother nodded.
"Oh boy..." Jasmine and Erin said together.
"Can you girls please go out into the hallway for a minute?"
They nodded, and stepped out.
A few minutes later Erin and Jasmine were discussing how much trouble they were going to be in when Erin's mom ran out of the room, her hand covering her mouth trying extremely hard not to laugh. She ran down the hallway and into the bathroom, closed the door and then insane laughter was heard.
Coming from the girls' room Tamaki asks what he did.
"That's my mother for ya." Erin states, sweat dropping.
Erin walked over to the bathroom and knocked on the bathroom door.
"Yeah?" her mother asked, muffled by her laughter.
"Is it cool? Can they stay?"
"...Sure!" Her mother said, coming out of the bathroom.
"YAY! THANK YOU MRS. GRYPHON!" Jasmine shouted, running up to her and tackling her in a hug.
"YAY LET'S GO DANCE!" Jasmine cheered.
"WHEEW!" Erin agreed, running off to the family room.
-First Song (Just Dance 4), Good Feeling-
"Okay! Erin, Kaoru, Honey, and I will do the first one. The rest of you just go sit on the couch!" Jasmine instructed.
Erin stood as Jazzy, Jasmine stood as Crazy, and Kaoru stood as Happy, and Honey stood as Funky.
"Uh okay... What are we doing?"
"Just Dancing!" Erin and Jasmine said.
"...What?"
"You'll see. Just follow the actions the person on the screen does. Try not to hurt yourselves."
Jasmine controlled the thing and they all chose their spots.
"Wait what kind of dancing is this?" Kaoru asked as the thing started.
"American!"
"Oh boy.."
The song and dance started and Honey tried so hard to sing along, Erin and Jasmine started to laugh.
"Honey, dear, you don't need to sing along with it." Jasmine told him.
"Oh... Okay!"
"WHAT THE-!" Kaoru screamed as they started doing some weird dance that involved kicking your leg and swinging your arms (Look it up the video of it if you wanna see what we mean).
The girls laughed, "DONT QUESTION IT!"
Soon that ended with a very confused Honey and Kaoru. Jasmine and Erin tied for first, Kaoru came up last, and Honey came in the middle.
"What the heck kind of music was that?!" Kaoru asked, very frustrated.
"American! We told you!"
"But-!"
"Next group!" Jasmine cut him off.
Erin looked at her, "Who now?"
"Well... You, Tamaki, Mori, and Haruhi."
"What song?" Erin asked.
"Disturbia."
"Yes..."
Jasmine flashed her a smile.
"What...?"
"Oh you'll learn."
-Second Song, Disturbia-
Tamaki stood as Happy, Mori stood as Jazzy, Erin stood as Crazy, and Haruhi stood as Funky.
"What is going on with her clothes?" Hikaru shouted from his spot on the couch.
"That's Rihanna what do you expect?" Erin asked.
"Reea-who now?"
"Rihanna! An American Pop/R&B singer."
"Okay..."
"YOU TWO STOP TALKING! IT'S STARTING!" Jasmine yelled, pointing to the screen.
The dance part started and immediately Tamaki fumbles with trying to keep up. As it progresses they end up having to swing their arms back and forth coming within an inch of your head. Tamaki ends up punching himself in the skull and falling to the ground dramatically.
"Get up! You're not killing this song! This is my song!" Erin hissed.
Tamaki jumped up and continued, still failing. Haruhi was muttering about how this was portrayed as fun, and Mori was just trying to not look like a complete idiot.
Jasmine was dying in laughter by the time they got through saving it. Erin had just barely beat Mori, making Mori come in second, Tamaki got dead last, and Haruhi got third.
"Okay, next song!" Jasmine laughs.
-Third Song, Oops I did it again-
"People are myself, Erin, Hikaru, and Kyoya!"
Erin stood as Jazzy, Kyoya stood as Happy, Hikaru stood as Funky and Jasmine stood as Crazy. (Liet is complaining about how it's not in order... -_-)
"Why are those girls in body suits?" Hikaru questioned.
"Don't ask us! You think we know this?"
"How awkward is this dance going to be?" Kyoya asked.
"Very. For me at least." Erin said.
Kyoya looked at her, curiously.
Soon the dance started and everything was going good until the people in the game ran the hands from the bottom of their torso to the top of it and then rose up their hands (look it up if you wanna see it). Erin wanted to make sure it looked like she had a male figure (no chest is our indincation here). So she started it until got to about her rib cage then she moved her hands out a little and quickly raised her hands, thus failing the move. But concealing her secret.
"WHAT THE?!" Hikaru screamed as they did that move.
"Do we really have to do that?" Kyoya asked.
"YES! If Erin must then so shall you."
"Why does it matter?"
"Because Erin doesn't like it just as much as you don't."
Therefore they continued, until the end. Complaining about how it was embarrassing.
It scored up as Hikaru getting first, Jasmine behind him in second, Erin in third, and Kyoya in last (mainly because he put no effort into it).
"Kyoya! That was zero fun! You need to have fun with it! The next one we do, you are going to do with some energy!" Jasmine scolded.
-Fourth Song, Gangnam Style-
"Who's doing this?" Erin asked.
"Well it should only be two, considering that it would be difficult to do you know what with four people."
Erin nodded.
"What?!" everyone but Mori and Kyoya shouted.
"Oh nothing~" the girls responded.
"Well I was thinking let you rest, because you've done every single one and have Hikaru go again with like Tamaki." Jasmine whispered/giggled.
Erin busted out laughing. The Host Club looked over worriedly.
"Hehe~ Tamaki, Hikaru you're up!"
"What are we doing?!"
"Gangnam Style!"
"What is that?!"
"A dance."
"GO!"
"WHAT THE HECK?!"
"WHY AM I A GIRL?!" Tamaki cried.
"Just go with it."
So they were doing the dance until they saw that they had to hold each others waists and spin around in a circle together.
"NO!" Hikaru screamed.
"Just grab the arms! That's not even the worst part!"
Hikaru sighed and grabbed Tamaki's arms and they spun around. After awhile it came to that worst part. They watched in horror as they saw what they had to do.
"No, no, no, NO!" Hikaru screamed.
"Oh yes."
"That is a very private area and I DO NOT want him down there!"
"That sounds SO weird..." Erin muttered, shaking her head.
"Just do the dance, please!"
They sighed and Tamaki crawled in between Hikaru's legs.
"This is SOOOOOO awkward!"
"Uh huh, just keep dancing."
Soon it got to where Tamaki had to crawl back out, but being the idiot he is raised up to soon and smacked his head on Hikaru's private area, making both of them screech.
Hikaru then moved, stepping onto Tamaki's hand. Making Tamaki fall down, trying to wipe the germs off his hair and Hikaru on the floor cussing Tamaki out and threatening to kill him.
Erin and Jasmine were over on the couches laughing. Their mothers walked in, looking around.
"What just happened?"
"You don't want to know!" Jasmine said.
"We can explain later if you want." Erin stated, getting over her laughter.
"Okay." Then they both walked off.
HIkaru and Tamaki both sat on the ground, arms crossed and angry faces on their faces.
"Okay you two, get out of the stage area!"
"The what?"
"The dance place!"
"Ohh, fine but I'm not going near that homosexual pervert." Hikaru growled.
"Fine by me." Tamaki stated.
"Okay, little girls," Jasmine mocked, "Kyoya, Honey, get on over here."
-Fifth Song, Time Warp-
Jasmine was Happy, Honey was Jazzy, Erin was Crazy, and Kyoya was Funky.
They started and Honey went on about how cute his character was, making Jasmine laugh. They then all did the little waltz like dance, Honey and Jasmine and Kyoya and Erin. When they had to do the kick part, Erin accidently kicked Kyoya's leg. She blushed out of embarrassment, and started to apologize to him.
Then they went their separate ways so they could finish it, Erin remembers she was to do the tango-ish dance with Honey. She remembered that his height is just at THAT place (chest area for those of you who are like us and are slow about things like that). She realized that she'd have to bend down or pick him up. She decided on the latter.
"Honey, we're gonna have to have Erin pick you up~" Jasmine stated.
Honey nodded merrily, "Okay! Erin-chan! Let's do this~"
Erin grabbed Honey's hand and side and lifted him to about her height, and so they did the dance then put him down and repeated that. They passed the test the rest of the way.
It finished with Kyoya in first, Honey in second, Erin in third, and Jasmine in last.
-End here-
We'll work more on it tomorrow if we can! Until then! Disclaimer: I don't own Just Dance either! Well hope you enjoyed this chapter! We enjoy reviews and readers in general! Later~
~Hita and Liet Say Good Bye~