Aperture Insurance
"So, you want to perform science safely!" Cave Johnson said over the simple animation of a group of scientists nodding.
Chell frowned. This was strange even for the insane CEO.
"First!" The animation changed to a lab. "Don't eat in the lab." One of the scientists was eating what looked like a chicken leg dripped grease into a smoking beaker and was blown back through the wall.
The animation changed to another lab, with one less scientist.
"Second!" Cave said. "Don't lose your temper." Two scientists seemed to be arguing if the speech bubbles were anything to go by. One of the scientists grabbed a nearby smoking beaker and threw it at the other who promptly ran away as acid melted him.
Chell flinched.
"Oh my god." GLaDOS said from the end of portal gun. "Why?"
Chell shrugged.
"Third!" Cave smiled as the animation changed with another scientist gone. "Keep it down!"
The animation showed a lab with an old boom box that was obviously turned up high with a major bass.
Chell frowned.
This time there were beakers that were bouncing as a scientist tried to catch them like some strange game.
Once again there was an explosion that caused a death.
"Fourth!" The animation changed. "Avoid fault lines!"
The animation changed to another lab, which promptly went into an 'earthquake' sending beakers of various colors into the air and mixing the various chemicals causing it to turn to a green gas. Most of the remaining scientists acted as though they were choking. The last covered his face with a cloth as the gas strangely dissipated.
"And, of course, talk to your supervisor." The animation changed, now just a single scientist was standing in front of a desk.
Pretty much word for word.
Except for the last three which are "take deep breathes", "avoid bad weather" and "And, of course, talk to Farmers."
Yeah, we're bored and watching TV.