Each chapter will be a one shot that is completely unrelated to previous/future chapters. I already have like, 20 ideas for the next chapters, but if you think you have one I don't, please review and tell me what it is!

Uploaded on May 30th 2012

Rated T for Gamzee's mouth. Probably the same for all future chapters as well.

© Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie.

Best Bros Chapter One

Gamzee sighed happily, his head resting comfortably on one of the cushions belonging to the couch he was laid on. He closed his eyes in contentment as the soft material eased the aches in his joints. He had spent the entire day with his matesprite Tavros. They had gone just about everywhere, and Gamzee was exhausted.

As he was enjoying the comforts of the couch, he heard the familiar tap of metal feet hitting the floor softly. Not opening his eyes, he smiled widely, "Tavbro! What's a chill motherfucker like you up to?" Smiling wider, his thoughts filled with his memories of Tavros. The cute motherfucker had seemed annoyed when Gamzee had gone to fix his makeup in the middle of their date, but Gamzee loved his pouting face. The sound of water being run was in the background, but he paid it no mind. He waited patiently for Tavros to answer, and didn't talk when none came.

He was startled when suddenly, Tavros tackled him into the couch, straddling his hips. Gamzee's eyes flew open wide before they closed quickly, right as Tavros pressed a damp cloth to his face.

"What are you-"

Tavros had temporarily abandoned his usual timidness, and he shouted, "You wear that makeup every day! For once, I want to see your face by itself!" Tavros grinned down at Gamzee as he attacked his face with the cloth, accidentally rubbing gray skin off in some places.

He stopped when Gamzee started laughing suddenly, his voice muffled by the cloth in Tavros's hand. Gamzee gently pulled Tav's hand away from his face, and smirked.

"What's so funny?"

Gamzee grinned happily, "You're motherfuckin cute, ya know that?" Tavros's breath caught, and Gamzee laughed again. "If ya wanted to see my face, I would've taken off the makeup in a second."

Tavros's mouth formed an o, and Gamzee laughed at him, which earned him a pout.

"Did you think that I wouldn't let you take it off? That why you're straddling me?"

Tavros blushed, but nodded, his timid attitude suddenly returned. "Y-yeah…"

Gamzee grinned, and pulled Tavros closer, placing his hand back on his face.

"Go for it."

Much more gently than before, Tavros worked slowly at removing the white makeup from Gamzee's face. He would see Gamzee wince occasionally when he rubbed over the wounded skin, and would find himself apologizing before continuing his task.

He worked from the outer edge of Gamzee's face, inward. He was just wiping the last of the makeup from his love's nose when he finally looked at his face as a whole.

It took his breath away. Gamzee had always been handsome to Tavros, even with his makeup. But, as Tavros discovered, it had hidden his real charm.

He ran his fingers over the soft gray skin, usually bumpy from the white makeup, and smiled to himself.

Gamzee just watched him, ever so slightly leaning into the touch of Tavros's hand.

"You like whatcha see?"

Tavros nodded quickly before realizing what he had done, and blushed horribly. Gamzee laughed happily, his voice ringing pleasantly in the air.

Leaning forward, Gamzee captured Tavros's lips in a deep, loving kiss. Smiling into his lips, Tavros responded closing his eyes. After a moment, they broke apart, and Gamzee smiled.

"Maybe…I wont wear my makeup next time."

Tavros giggled before nuzzling into Gamzee's chest beneath him. "If it gives us times like these, I don't mind."