Title: 10 characters n senarios
By anvarah
Disclaimer: Easy! IT NOT MINE! LOL
Quick! List ten random TF characters!
1.) sentinel prime
2.) Jazz
3.) long arm
4.) cliffjumper
5.) ironhide
6.) wasp
7.) optimus prime
8.) bumblebee
9.) jetfire
10.) jetstorm
What would you do if...
1 announces that he/she will marry 8 tommorow?
sentinel isn't gunna marry bee. Bee would beat the shit outta him if he tried.
You just got dumped. How will 6 cheer you up?
wasp laughed. He regrets it now, he didn't know I could get that angry. He had to go to the medbay for the dints AFTER Jazz pulled me off him and calmed me down.
9 sees you for the first time?
Jetfire thought I was some kind of pet, and he managed to catch me just as sentinel turned the corner – and began squealing in fright as soon as he saw me screaming that I would melt all of their plating. Not knowing any better jetfire practically threw me at the ground. Luckily jazz had been behind sentinel and managed to catch me before I could hit the floor. I owe that guy so bad.
It's your birthday. What would 8 give you?
bee took me out for ice cream and we raced around the racetrack a couple times.
You barge into a room and see 4 and 10 making out?
cliffjumper and jetstorm must of jumped a mile into the air. Apparently, the jet twins are getting curious about their bodies and cliff was just in it for the frag. I had to beg jazz to deliver signed documents to both of them as assurance that I wouldn't tell anyone what I saw in return for not being squished.
5 asks you out on a date to the prom. What vehicle will he/she pick you up in?
I seriously don't know why ironhide of all mechs wanted to take me to a prom. Aliens are weird.
You're bored and you ask 2 if he/she knew anything that's fun. What would he/she do?
Jazz suggested music. We ended up talking though, until he had to get back to work.
It's 7's birthday. What would you give him/her?
idk. What could you give optimus?
3 gets into an arguement with 5. Who will be the one that wins?
long arm and ironhide? Depends what the arguments about.
10 pulled a prank on you. What would you do to get revenge?
Jetstorm, It was revenge for walking in on him and cliff, I know it was. I got pissed at him and left it at that. But that didn't stop me from telling him scary stories a week later. Apparently, I'm very convincing. He still sleeps with the light on. So does everyone else.
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
SP: up! Up u slagging lazy afts!
*opens eye slightly, graps audio file and plays it, watches as SP runs out of the room in panic as the jaws theme plays in the room*
me: *lays back down* ahh… all better!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
longarm. Get - the - fuck - out.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
cliff and jetfire? Getting married? Guess it wasn't 'just a frag'. lol
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
ironhide cooked? *dives under nearby table*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
wasp fell asleep sunbathing. Thought for later: do autobots get sunburn? *hint hint*
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
op and me? Family?
jazz: just go with the flow!
Me: …ok :D
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
why's bee in the hospital? *no one answers*
well, stuff u too!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
jetfire, I can make your life a living hell if I want to. *evil grin/glare*
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
jetstorm used to talk to me a lot. Now he wont stay in the same room with me anymore. I don't get it. Was it the scary stories? I told him they were just myths.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
SP. Nothing, the guys a germaphobe.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Jazz was worried. He took me to First aid. Who put my leg in a cast. I now owe Jazz: two!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
long arm kinda freaks me out a little. Hes nice and all but theres just something about the guy that makes cold shivers run up my spine. Somehow jazz found about human birthday celebrations and informed almost the entire crew. Longarm made me a human size communicator, incase of emergencies.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
cliff was stuck in there with me. It was lucky I had the communicator on me at the time. Jazz, ironhide and wasp came and got us out. You'd think giant aliens would have better fire/emergency procedures.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
ironhide really wanted to know why I was so moody lately. I was too pissed off at everyone and everything I rambled off a crude and primitive description and explanation of menstruation and added that if he wanted to stay alive to obey the one rule of my homeworld and NOT piss off a PMS-ing woman. I regretted it later when First aid came to find me later asking if he could run some tests and study my 'illness' as the 'bots had dubbed it.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Sp laughed at first thinking jazz was joking. Jetfire caught on to Jazz' idea and agreed that it was infact true, just as jetstorm walked in. Jetstorm gliched, and jazz and jetfire had to carry him to medbay, where First aid was 'examining' my 'illness' (I was on my period). When Jetstorm finally woke up he freaked seeing me on the berth next to him. (ironhide had come in with an injury a few minutes earlier), and I can now safetly presume that he could give blurr a run for his money if he wanted to.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
optimus was pretty good with the whole break up thing. Giving advice and all.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Jetfire literally dragged Jetstorm to my checkers tournament we (meaing Jazz and i) had set up in the rec room. A lot of the officers from the tacticians' division attended. too bad no one else really played.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Jetstorm was a little weirded out at first but then he started smirking/smiling at me.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
SP's an aft. The only dream I would have about him would be how long we could lock him in the cupboard with out anyone looking for him.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Jazz and Jetfire? They're a lot alike. Both are young at heart and relaxed.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
I am not dating longarm. End of story. No exceptions. Never.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
ironhide and wasp kissing? If they're overcharged/drunk then maybe :/
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
wasp doesn't seem like the player type. But he is a nasty little fragger.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
I think optimus is trying to figure out human customs. Good luck with that.
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
bee hasn't really thought of that seriously just yet.
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
jetfire sent me a love letter once as a joke in an attempt to ire Jetstorm. Not sure why. Jetstorm's been ignoring me since the medbay accident. I think Jetfire's trying to set me up with his twin brother.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?!
Jetstorm is kissing SP? I think someone must of slipped something in Jetstorm's energon.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
longarm and cliff in a room all alone together. They're probably doing recon work or something.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
SP and wasp? No way.
Would 2 trust 5?
Yes, Jazz should trust Ironhide. He is an autobot.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
why is cliff poking Jetstorm? Maybe cliff's bored or sick.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
longarm and wasp making dinner? Easy they go to the energon dispenser like everyone else.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
optimus and Jetstorm are autobots. Isn't that a job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
bee gave 'hide a haircut. So funny, it was like watching a comedy cartoon.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Jetfire did this for wasp a little while ago. I think wasp still has the picture.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
SP accidently kicking Jetstorm. Yeah right, you know the glitch meant it.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?
bee was quite amused when Jazz sent the message to the wrong comm-link communicator. (unfortuneatley it was sent to the base frequency. Fortunetly only bee heard it.)
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
everyone was invited since Jazz planned it in the rec room. Wasp just didn't come, since he was on a mission that day.
7 won the lottery?
Optimus did win the lottery. i gave him a scratchie as a thankyou present one day. He won $50,000. And he donated almost all of it to charity (minus the costs of fixing the base up a little).
8 had quite a big secret?
bee has a secret. Not sure what it is though. That's why it's a secret.
9 became a singer?
supposedly, both twins actually have a nice voice. But I've only heard Jetfire sing so far.
8 got a daughter?
bee has a daughter? Is this the secret that he was keeping?
What would 1 think of 2?
SP thinks Jazz is good at his job. That's why Jazz still has it.
How would 3 greet 4?
longarm and cliff would greet each other like normal 'bots.
What would 4 envy about 5?
I think cliff envies 'hides size. Cliffs got an average frame. But ironhide's is very broad and strong.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
hide and wasp. Hide would probably dream of a shoot off between the two of them.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
they're both autobots. Not much else.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
OP has been mad at bee on occasion. Like when he hooked up those rocket boosters to his alt mode.
Where would 8 meet 9?
in the rec room. Bee and Jetfire get along alright.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
I doubt Jetfire and Jetstorm would keep many secrets from each other.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
if SP yelled at him maybe Jetstorm would be scared of him.
Is 3 gay?
idk. Isn't that Longarm's business?