10 character n senarios ch 3
By anvarah
Pick 10 characters from Transformers and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!
1. skywarp
2. bumblebee
4. thundercraker
5. sideswipe
6. ratchet
8. dino
9. jazz
10. que
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: SKYWARP! WHAT THE FRAG DO U THINK UR DOING?!
SW: snuggling! *giggles*
Me: GET LOST! *kicks skywarp off the bed and rolls over*
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Bee: *beep boop Bee Boop opp*
Me: …uh… ok?
*bb squeals happily and dashes off*
Me: *turns to Jolt* …Translation?
Jolt: you agreed to a 'date'.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
*sunny walks into bathroom looking for me*
Sunny: … FRAG IT! Where's my wax?
Me: I put it under ur berth so it wouldn't dry out.
Sunny: Ok. Thanks. *walks out*
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Thundercracker and jazz? Are u sure? Dam.
5 cooked you dinner?
Sides cooked me dinner? * runs to order takeout*
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: ratchet? Raattcheett? *looks at sleeping 'bot* Ratchet?
*pulls out a gluestick and sea shells before sticking them to the CMO's alt*
Me: Sucker!
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Optimus? Seriously!? Wat u been drinkin' n where I get sum? *trys to imitate a 'gangster'*
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Dino got into the hospital? I told ya to check ya brakes dino! Did ya listen!? NOOO!
9 made fun of your friends?
Jazz's has been making fun of my friends?! THAT'S IT! SIDES, I NEED UR PRANKING KIT!
10 ignored you all the time?
Me: Que ingnoring someone usually ends in… *KA-BOOM!*flinches at explosion*
Que: *flys out the open door and hits the wall before sliding to the floor*
Me: Yep… Que + ingnoring people = explosion. Better add that to the maths formulas sheet.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Well! Sky took them skydiving. Don't worry they had parachutes. I think?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Well. He kinda freaked. Couldn't stop crying – he's been trying to make it up to me. I don't know why though. Sides is the idiot who dared me to climb the tree.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Sunny's pretty good with birthday presents. He got me a paint set for my birthday. Last year he got me a movie voucher. Awesome!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
TC? He didn't what to get burnt so he dumped water on the house. It put it out though! I didn't get burned :)
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Sides is here trying to tape it! Ratchet, hit him would ya! *ratchet throws a wrench at sides*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Me: …But
Ratchet: No!
Me: ratchet, I …
Ratchet: NO! I refuse to allow this to happen!
Me: But I'm… wait. Why?
Ratchet: Wheeljack is hazardous to your health! He could kill you if one of his experiments fails!
Me: … Ratch, I don't like Que like that. Skywarp and Sides teamed up for a prank on me.
Ratchet: …ohh!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Prime is awesome! I got a one-on-one chat when my last BF dumped me. AND a HUG! Hehe.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Dino took me out for a drive. We were going 200 km/hour on the highway. Prowl let it slide! :D
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
OMG! Don't remind me! IT WAS A DISASTER! Jazz and Prowl came to 'support' me, WHILE IN COP UNIFORMS! Results: three arrests of highly intoxicated people, who got dragged to the nearest police station to cool off for the night AND both jazz and Prowl's alt-modes got egged.
NEVER AGAIN!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
What do ya mean?! He's the reason I'm laughing! Que's hanging from the ceiling atm!
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: *with fingers in my ears* NOT LISTENING! Not listening, not listening, not listening…
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Bee and jazz? I thought jazz liked prowl… you can't pry him off the tactician most mornings.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Me and Sunny? SUNNY? OMG! I gotta be dreaming!
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Yes. TC likes Jazz. TC likes to try beat up Jazz! That's why TC likes Jazz.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Sides and Ratchet? KISSING? KINKY!
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
If I don't see it - it doesn't exist! Take it to Optimus!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: What?
Optimus: *blinks* is it supposed to be GREEN?
Me: *checks reflection in mirror* SIDESWIPE!
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: when was this?
Dino: Last week. You were drunk.
Me: ohh. Ok. What did I say?
Dino: You told me that a 'kiss makes it all better.' Then you proceeded to give me one so I couldn't be sad anymore.
ME: *blushes scarlet* OMG! I'm so sorry!
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Jazz and a bagel? JAZZ and a bagel? Jazz and a BAGEL?
OK! WHO DID IT!
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?
Me: *snickers* he got his lab privileges suspended for a month after the incident with John Keller and the Australian government. He only lasted a day – before he managed to explode a barrel of cooking oil!
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Depends on what type of music it is. And where he got it.
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
Bee did that once to see what we would say. Almost everyone glitched. Dino and prowl included. Jazz gave him the idea. I still got the pictures! :D
3 told 6 she started her period.
I told Sunny this when I started my monthly cycle once. I didn't want to get up and Ratchet told everyone to leave me alone. Sorry Sunny but that doesn't mean it would work for you. You should have known better to irritate Ratchet though, maybe you are sick?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
TC: YOU AUTOBOTS ARE GLITCHED!
Jazz: Me and Prime were just talking! And where they slag did ya get dat fish?
*author rolls around on the floor laughing*
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he/she do?
Bee: …
Sunny: *hiding in the bushes* Did Sides just say 'the cat has blue coffee!?' Primus how is he related to me?
6 got high.
Sunny duct-taped him to the Med-bay ceiling after the 'period fiasco.' LOL.
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Optimus in a dress? This is a weird dream. Atleast I hope it's a dream. *whimpers*
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
Me: *steps over Dino's body* he glitched. Nothing to see here!
9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?
Jazz glued feathers to Skywarp's jet mode. HALARIOUS, but MESSY!
10 starts working at a bar.
Que is barred from anyplace with oil, alcohol, silly string, thumb tacks, shoes, fridges, and/or hair ties. Unless, it's inside a bomb-proof room. You don't want to know why. Trust me, you don't want to know! *shivers*
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Skywarps's Pregnant and Bee's the dad? OK! WHO KNOWS A GOOD THERAPIST?!
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Sunny's version of swimming incudes the wash-racks. But why not? Its bloody hot man!
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Tc and Prime? On DDR?! NOW I KNOW I NEED a THERAPIST!
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
Prank theme? Why, Sides why?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
They're both drunk. And they're giggling! TURN OFF YOUR EARS NOW!
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?
Optimus stalks Jazz home. Que doesn't see cause he's out cold on the floor courtesy of his latest experiment.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
Dino got a computer? Why? When? Can I use it? PLEASE!
What would 1 think of 2?
Skywarp: Slagging insect autobot
Bee: Beep BeEp opp.
skywarp: 'pit-spawn?!' I'll show u pit-spawn! *leaps at Bee*
What topic would 2 and 3 disagree most on?
Bee and Sunny disagree most on what humans are really like. Other then that there was this one time … *turns around to see said 'bots glareing* hehe… never mind.
How would 3 greet 4?
Sunny: JET-JUDO! *leaps onto TCs alt*
TC: GET OFF! *trys to toss the frontliner off*
What would 4 envy about 5?
TC wont admit it but he was really impressed by the prank sides pulled on starcream. Shh! You didn't hear it from me. ;)
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Sides dreaming about Ratchet? Maybe about Pranking Ratchet, not much else though.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Dino once snuck up on the director of NEST and nearly gave him a heart-attack. He forgot his invisibility cloaking device was on. Optimus was PISSED!
Where would 8 meet 9?
Rec-room, dino's still trying to prove he can drink more than Jazz. Hound usually supervises – I think he likes it when Dino climb on his lap afterwards. Dino's a lightweight.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
I think it's actually the other way round. Que was talking to Sky about the frozen turkey test the military does on planes and he wanted to see if a cybertrobian alt mode's glass is stronger than a human made plane's glass.
1 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
It doesn't matter if I don't invite him… he shows up anyway. SERIOUSLY! We can't stop him!
You walk into the bathroom when 5 is showering. His/Her reaction?
I did this once. I'm sorry sides - I really am! He didn't seem to care though. Actually, he MADE me STAY so I could clean his alt-mode's tyres.
You compete in a tournament. How does 8 support you?
Dino picked me up and dropped me off. He also gave me a 'kiss for good luck'. Seems he got it from an old romance movie he watched the week before. O.o
What would 9 say to need a mental test from the medic?
Jazz trys to avoid Ratchet at all times – unless he's falling to pieces, of course.
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Sunny's hogging the shower and TC's preening (it's kinda weird – hes like a giant metal bird)
5 comes up to you wearing a big, pink dress?
Sides latest prank must include a dress. I gotta say, its an aweful colour!
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Jazz likes Prowl. Why would he send me a love letter email?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Tc pokes Que: something goes 'ka-boom'.