Ah. Chapter 2. Lets just say that Arthur wont like this day.

Chapter 2: Arthur

The knights, the queen, Gwen, and the court sorceresses, Morgana and Melody, were all down at the training grounds waiting for the king to arrive.

Most of the knights were sparring except for the famous 'round table knights', they were talking to Mordred about what would happen if anyone hurt their 'sister'. Mordred's face was steadily paling. Gwen and Morgana were trying, and failing, to teach Melody to wield a sword.

Morgana turned to Melody and said "I don't understand, you can throw a dagger 50 feet with perfect accuracy using no magic, yet you cant swing a sword if you life depended on it."

Mels just shrugged and said "Daggers are light, swords are heavy."

I think that you are perfect even if you cant use a sword. Melody jumped in surprise when she heard her boyfriend's voice in her mind.

Ignoring Morgana's and Gwen's stares she replied to Mordred Flirt.

But you love it Emrys. Melody's face turned a bit pink at that statement.

The others found out about us yesterday.

So, What does it matter? Melody felt her lips tug up at the innocent expression on Mordred's face

The last person I dated was dating 5 other girls at the same time. As you can imagine the others are very protective of me now. I still got my revenge though.

Mordred shivered a bit at the slightly evil grin on Mels face and timidly asked What did you do to him?

I set Adara on him.

You set your 6 year old dog on him? Who was it?

Sir. Michael, he now likes boys and is terrified of me. It has nothing to do with the fact that Adara bit his groin. Mordred laughed at the innocent expression on Melody's face.

Before they could say anything else, the royal prat finally got to the training grounds. His appearance caused everyone to try to hide their smiles and in some cases laughter.

"Sorry I'm late everyone, I was up late last night and my servant is sick and couldn't help me this morning."

Melody feigned surprise and innocence and exclaimed "The world has officially ended! The Once and Future Prat has finally learned to dress himself."

By this point in time everybody but Gwaine, Morgana, and Melody were trying to stifle their laughter. The other 3 were rolling on the floor with mirth.

Arthur turned to the other knights and asked "What is everyone laughing at?"

This caused everyone else to start laughing. Arthur Pendragon had been pranked.

Morgana conjured a full length mirror and placed it in front of her brother. The shocked look that developed on Arthur's face caused everyone collapse in laughter. The king now had donkey ears, was wearing a green dress, and had make up on.

Gwaine spoke up next and said "Well, well, well, you finally look like the princess you are." This caused everyone to be sent into another laughing fit. Morgana managed to get her giggles under control and looked closer at his dress.

"Hang on a second. That's my favorite dress. ARTHUR PENDRAGON YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"

Gwen also got her laughter under control and spotted something else. "AND THAT'S MY MAKE UP! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE."

With that Gwen and Morgana started to chase Arthur around the training grounds, lower town, and castle, which of course meant that everybody in Camelot saw Arthur in a dress and with donkey ears. Gwaine went up to Melody and asked "OK how did you do it Mels. I've been trying to prank princess for years now?"

All the other knights turned to Melody in shock and Percival asked "It was you?! Why?"

Melody walked over to Mordred and kissed him firmly on the lips before turning back to the other knights. "I did it because a certain group of knights found out about me dating Mordred yesterday. They staid up really late just planning on how to make his life a living hell, so I thought that everyone of those 6 knights needed to be taught a lesson about staying out of my love life."

Leon, Gwaine, Percival, Lancelot, and Elyan suddenly got very pale and ran away as fast as they could. The remaining knights doubled over in laughter yet again so Mordred and Melody disappeared to Melody's new chambers before anyone stopped them.

Mordred turned to the love of his life and asked "Why did you do that and how did you know they found out?"

Melody smiled and replied "They have no right to interfere with my life. They also do this with any boyfriend I have so I decided I would get back at them. And I found out because you remember those flowers you sent me yesterday? Well I took them with me to Gauis's chambers because I promised to help Gauis out with making potions and I wanted to be able to see them."

Mordred interrupted Mels with a quick kiss before motioning her to continue. "Well, I put a charm on the note so that should anybody but me read it, I would be able to tell. I followed Leon down to the armory where I saw him talking with the others. He is definitely going to be pranked the worst."

Mordred smiled at Melody and asked "Who's next and can I help?" Melody nodded and said "I was thinking Percival tomorrow, then Elyan, Gwaine, Lancelot, and finally Leon."

The couple shared an evil smile and started to plan a prank for the bear like giant. Let's just say, Percy should watch out for what tomorrow brings.

So what do you think? Please review or PM me with any prank ideas that you might want to see.

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