Chapter 3 yay everyone scream for joy!

D,J,A: No

Me: Alright then.. This chapter has nothing to do with the story line what so ever... enjoy

Chapter 3: Randomness

Everyone was sitting inside the guild having a good time. Louise was jumping from table to table with Wendy. Daniel was walking around with his hoodie pulled up. Aaron was eating some mud and Josh was fighting with Natsu. "Mina!" Erza shouted. Everyone immediately stopped what they were doing. "Ohaio!" She then sat done and resumed eating her cake. Everyone's face resembled this -_-. "Louise look out!" Louise looked up and saw a fire ball rushing towards her. She shrieked and waved her hand up. Juvia was pulled from where she was stalking Gray to form a protective barrier infront of Louise. Wendy jumped up and down. "Yay Louise you did it!" Juvia looked at Louise. "Can Louise let go of Juvia now please." Louise put down her hand. "Yeah sorry..."

Josh hit Natsu on the head. "You could've killed her dumbass!" Natsu bowed. "Gomen'nasai Louise!" Louise waved her hand. "It's fine. Don't worry bout it!" Gray stepped forward. "Yeah flame brain! Watch it!" Everyone covered there eyes. "Gray! Your clothes!" Louise screeched blushing. "Huh?" He looked down to see he is naked. "Shit! Where are my clothes!" He looked at Louise. "Miss can i please borrow your underwear?" She grabbed Daniel and hit Gray with him. "No Pervert!" Happy suddenly appeared. "He likes her~" Gray punched him "No i don't you damn cat!" Daniel stood up and dusted himself off like it was nothing. "Sorry Daniel.." Louise said. He nodded. "No problem.." He then hovered off. Aaron stood up. "I'm sure we can settle this.." Josh smacked his shoulder. "Yeah... Now who wants to rape Louise first?" Louise covered herself. "WHAT?!"

Gray put his hand up. "I will!" Juvia growled. "No Gray-sama!" Louise punched Josh knocking him out. "No one's raping me!" Josh jumped up. "Hey don't hit me!" He hit her on the arm. "Well don't tell people they can rape me then!" She hit him back. They began arguing whilst hitting eachother until it became so much that they both eventually... "Roar of the Water/ Pulse dragon!" Louise fired water at him whilst he fired waves at her. The force of the attack turned tables over and sent people flying everywhere. Louise was winning until Aaron threw mud and it landed in her hair. She stopped her attack and faced him. The sudden stop made Josh fall over.

Louise trembled with anger as she walked over to Aaron. "You... messed... up...my...hair!" "Oh shit.." Lucy said. Louise began to glow blue and eyes glew white. She floated into the air and aimed her arms at Aaron. Two jets of water streamed from her hands and completely soaked him. (Not in that way you pervert!) She then put her hands to her right hip and congered a sword out of thin air. She went to slice his head but Erza stopped her. Louise pulled her sword back and sliced at Erza. Titania dodged and went for a slice at the legs. Louise did a front flip in the air and congered a chainsaw from mid air. Erza stopped and requiped to her titania armour. Louise saw this and congered a magical bazooka.

Erza put out her hand and all the swords rushed towards Louise. "LOUISE!" Everyone cried. Louise smirked and aimed her Bazooka. As the swords were just about to hit. She pulled the trigger and a massive burst of light exploded out of the gun. It blinded everyone for a minute until it dimmed and Erza was on the floor in her normal clothes. Everyone wore shocked faces. Louise's eyes rolled back and she fainted. Daniel, Aaron and Josh and ran and caught her at the same time before she could hit the ground. "She just beat the Titania!" Some people cried. The boy's looked at Louise. One thing is for sure.. Don't mess with Louise's hair.

Done! Hope you enjoyed!