TTYL
Chapter 3: Puppy?!
A Fan Fiction by Fish Friend
Characters:
Janeaustenfan: Bella
Pianoman11: Edward
Philosophy101: Jasper
Myclosetsbigger: Alice
GrizBearsrok: Emmett
Homedecor4fun: Esme
Modelingbeatsreading: Rosalie
Dr.C.C.65: Carlisle
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Janeaustenfan: EDWARD!!!!
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Pianoman11: Yes, Bella?
Myclosetsbigger: What'd you do Edward?
GrizBearsrok: He got her a puppy.
Janeaustenfan: I HATE DOGS!!!
Pianoman11: Explain to me why you hang out with the mutt then…?
Janeaustenfan: That's different! And Jacob's not a mutt! This is a disgusting puppy who will chew up everything and get all dirty and shed on me!
Philosophy101: Dogs are man's best friend.
Janeaustenfan: LIES!!!
Modelingbeatsreading: What's she complaining about now?
Myclosetsbigger: Be nice, Rosalie.
Janeaustenfan: The disgusting little mutt is trying to lick me. LICK ME!!
Pianoman11: That's how dogs show their affection.
Myclosetsbigger: And Emmett of course.
GrizBearsrok: What are you talking about?!
Modelingbeatsreading: Well, isn't it that you lick me when you show you're affection?
GrizBearsrok: Betrayal is not nice…
Modelingbeatsreading: It's not betrayal. Its payback from when you ditched me at the mall yesterday to go hang out with Jasper.
Myclosetsbigger: Personal Information! We did not need to know that!
Janeaustenfan: I have a crisis here! A DOG IS IN MY ROOM! Step on it or something!
Pianoman11: It's not a spider, Bella. It has a name. Shamus as it is.
Philosophy101: Doesn't Shamus mean James in Ireland?
Pianoman11: Well, as it turns out, yes.
Janeaustenfan: I don't really care about the name! Just get the mutt away!
Modelingbeatsreading: Well, it probably isn't a mutt. What kind of dog is it, Edward?
Pianoman11: A lab.
Janeaustenfan: A disgusting black lab!
Modelingbeatsreading: snicker Aren't those supposed to be America's favorite dogs?
Myclosetsbigger: In theory.
Pianoman11: sigh I'll take the dog for the day, Bella. It'll let you calm down.
Janeaustenfan: I'm not going to be calm until the little beast is out of my life!
Pianoman11: You'll calm down.
Janeaustenfan: That's what you think.
Modelingbeatsreading: Ew…mushy stuff. I'm leaving. TTYL.
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Myclosetsbigger: I'm going to go shopping, see you later!
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Philosophy101: I'll go stop her from picking up Bella.
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GrizBearsrok: Come back, Rosalie!
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Janeaustenfan: I'm angry at you, Edward. I'm leaving.
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Pianoman11: All alone…
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