TTYL

Chapter 3: Puppy?!

A Fan Fiction by Fish Friend

Characters:

Janeaustenfan: Bella

Pianoman11: Edward

Philosophy101: Jasper

Myclosetsbigger: Alice

GrizBearsrok: Emmett

Homedecor4fun: Esme

Modelingbeatsreading: Rosalie

Dr.C.C.65: Carlisle

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Janeaustenfan: EDWARD!!!!

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Pianoman11: Yes, Bella?

Myclosetsbigger: What'd you do Edward?

GrizBearsrok: He got her a puppy.

Janeaustenfan: I HATE DOGS!!!

Pianoman11: Explain to me why you hang out with the mutt then…?

Janeaustenfan: That's different! And Jacob's not a mutt! This is a disgusting puppy who will chew up everything and get all dirty and shed on me!

Philosophy101: Dogs are man's best friend.

Janeaustenfan: LIES!!!

Modelingbeatsreading: What's she complaining about now?

Myclosetsbigger: Be nice, Rosalie.

Janeaustenfan: The disgusting little mutt is trying to lick me. LICK ME!!

Pianoman11: That's how dogs show their affection.

Myclosetsbigger: And Emmett of course.

GrizBearsrok: What are you talking about?!

Modelingbeatsreading: Well, isn't it that you lick me when you show you're affection?

GrizBearsrok: Betrayal is not nice…

Modelingbeatsreading: It's not betrayal. Its payback from when you ditched me at the mall yesterday to go hang out with Jasper.

Myclosetsbigger: Personal Information! We did not need to know that!

Janeaustenfan: I have a crisis here! A DOG IS IN MY ROOM! Step on it or something!

Pianoman11: It's not a spider, Bella. It has a name. Shamus as it is.

Philosophy101: Doesn't Shamus mean James in Ireland?

Pianoman11: Well, as it turns out, yes.

Janeaustenfan: I don't really care about the name! Just get the mutt away!

Modelingbeatsreading: Well, it probably isn't a mutt. What kind of dog is it, Edward?

Pianoman11: A lab.

Janeaustenfan: A disgusting black lab!

Modelingbeatsreading: snicker Aren't those supposed to be America's favorite dogs?

Myclosetsbigger: In theory.

Pianoman11: sigh I'll take the dog for the day, Bella. It'll let you calm down.

Janeaustenfan: I'm not going to be calm until the little beast is out of my life!

Pianoman11: You'll calm down.

Janeaustenfan: That's what you think.

Modelingbeatsreading: Ew…mushy stuff. I'm leaving. TTYL.

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Myclosetsbigger: I'm going to go shopping, see you later!

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Philosophy101: I'll go stop her from picking up Bella.

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GrizBearsrok: Come back, Rosalie!

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Janeaustenfan: I'm angry at you, Edward. I'm leaving.

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Pianoman11: All alone…

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