Dear Bleachers,
And so, another installment of "Kubo Texts!" I hope you are enjoying the story, my dear Bleachers. And , I know I have to yet answer your post, but this seems more appropriate than annoying replies which may destroy the wonder glow on my skin. Yes, I use L'oreal, but that is not the point. It was my fish's mother's dolphin's ogre's rap god which inspired me to write this. And no, I don't mean Eminem, that Indian folk artist, but I mean Beetohoven who's raps have inspired me greatly.
-Ichigo has come online-
-Rukia has come online-
Ichigo: Russia, y df do I hav to text with ur brother Yakutsk?
Rukia: Who? I don't think Russia would take his precious time to talk to you, Chicago.
Ichigo: I meant Rukia. And your brother Byakuya
Ichigo: Why is the autocorrect working again? I though Aizen disabled it!
Rukia: And you trust him?
Rukia:...
Rukia: HOLY **** WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?
Rukia:...CHICAGO! HELP!
Ichigo: Russia?
Ichigo: God, I mean Rukia*
Ichigo: Are you ok? Rukia? RUKIA?
-Rukia has gone offline-
Ichigo: RUKIA! HANG IN THERE, I"M COMING!
-Ishida has come online-
Ichigo: OMG! Echidna, you bastard, Rukia's in trouble!
Ichigo: Imma go to Uraharas so we can contact Byakuya, wanna come along?
Ichigo:...
Ichigo: Wait you're at your dads stupid dinner party right? How long are you gonna listen to the old bloke snore?
Ishida: Kurosaki Ichigo.
Ichigo: Whats with the full name?
Ishida: I have come here to remind you my son is on a plane to Guam
Ichigo: WHAT? Wait SON? DANISH HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING AROUND?
Ichigo: Ishida*
Ishida: and he will never affilate with the likes of Shinigami, like you, again
Ichigo: Haha Ishida...the jokes...not funny
Ishida: ...
Ichigo: ...ISHIDA?
Ichigo:...What is that sound?
Ichigo: I see a blue light...
-Ichigo has gone offline-
-Ishida has gone offline-
-Aizen has come online-
Aizen:...did you get that Kubo?
-Tite Kubo has disabled spymode-
Tite Kubo: Yes, Aizen. It is all going according to PLAN
-Urahara has come online-
Urahara: Aizen, how are you talking to Tite Kubo if you are indeed the same person?
Aizen:...
Tite Kubo:...
Urahara: Haha yes I know you are the same person
Tite Kubo: It is I who has made you, Urahara Kisser
Tite Kubo: Kisuke*
Urahara: O_O I'm sure my Mom and Dad made me
Tite Kubo: Well, that is not true since the readers have not met your parents yet
Urahara: And did they meet yours?
Aizen: *sigh*
Tite Kubo:...
Urahara: Hey...why do I feel so...
Urahara: OMG WHAT THE HELL KUBO? WHY DO YOU NEED TO-
-Urahara has gone offline-
-Tite Kubo has gone offline-
-Aizen resumes to spymode-
-Renji has come online-
Renji: Uh...guys? Where are you? Chicago sent me a text saying ur here
Renji: O_O WHO THE HELL IS CHICAGO? I meant Ichigo
Renji: ...he texted me 10 minutes ago...
Renji: Guys?
-Renji has gone offline-
Aizen: :D
Indeed, this is perfection. A new year has arrived and I shall troll with my heart's content. I know you shall expect my amazing saga more and more, my dear Bleachers, and I might even add a new character- his name is Elmo and hes red and furry and 4 years old! My, I do love my original characters.
Love, your texting mangaka,
Tite Kubo
Guys, I got bored so I made this and then Laiba, the other person who owns the account, was all like, "OMG PUT THIS IN TKE!" and I'm all like, "Sure why not?" and I thought I'd troll you some more! Putting a chapter not relating to anything is totally a Kubo move, but I couldn't help myself. If you have any questions, just PM me. Again, first review to this chapter is replied, others get pandas!
Happy New Year, and I hope we can enjoy more of TKE and the Bleach manga in the coming year!
Love,
Sabby-sama the Panda Empress