notes: I'm not sure if this breaks the story format rules. My justification for it is that it has a plot, albeit a very silly one, and a conclusion to said plot, albeit an equally silly one. Don't hurt me?

"The Mugiwara Message Board"

Message 01
Which one of you crapjerks stole the cookies from the cookie jar? I hope you enjoyed them, because they're the last things you'll ever eat in this lifetime.

- Sanji

Message 02
Usopp did it! At least, I'm pretty sure he did. If it wasn't me, it must have been him!

-Luffy, The Pirate King!

Message 03
Who...me? No! I swear, Sanji, it couldn't be! I didn't even know you had a jar of cookies intentionally mislabed 'mayonnaise' hidden behind a box of tabasco sauce on top of the refridgerator. The Great Captain Usopp does not lie!

-The Great Captain Usopp

Message 04
Yes, he does. Whatever; I don't care. If it wasn't you, then who? Whoever it was, confess right now and I'll kick you into next Wednesday.

-I'm Not Making Dinner Until Someone's Ass Gets Kicked

Message 05
...Don't you mean 'OR'?

-The Great Captain Usopp Just Wants To Know For Posterity's Sake

Message 06
No. No, I do not.

-I Am Not Even Joking

Message 07
Robin took them. Get back in the kitchen, LoveCook.

-I'm Hungry

Message 08
Don't tell me what to do, Marimo! And how dare you accuse my dear, dear Robin of such a lowly, petty theft! What kind of coward are you, using a beautiful woman to cover up your crimes! As soon as I'm done writing this, I'm going over there to kick your green-haired ass!

-S

Message 09
I saw what I saw. And if you are going to fight someone, don't leave in the middle to fix Nami a snack.

-I Won And I'm Hungry

Message 10
Actually, Mr. Swordsman is quite right. I did help myself to some cookies this morning. I thought they would go nicely with a cup of coffee. So sorry to have caused any inconvenience, Mr. Cook. Would you like to send me into next Wednesday now or later?

-Robin

Message 11
Ah, darling Robin! Of course I was only speaking metaphorically! If you would like to visit next Wednesday, then please let me be your gentle, humble guide! In the meantime, by all means help yourself to as many cookies as you like! My kitchen is honored to be visited by your lovely presence. What flavor would you like the next batch of cookies to be? Shall I move the cookie jar next to your deck chair for convenience? Just say the word; I am yours to command!

-Chef Sanji

Message 12
Wow! If I steal some cookies, will you move the cookie jar next to my hammock?

-Luffy, The Pirate King!

Message 13
If you steal anything from my kitchen, I'll tie you into knots, rubber boy.

-I'm Only Making Dinner Because Nami Told Me To

Message 14
Um, guys? Who stole all the underwear from the laundry hamper...?

-Chopper

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