"Hello everyone I'm Chris McClain and we've finally fixed the confessionals." whispers Chris.
(Theme song)
:Elephant Girls:
Everyone has dark circles under their eyes while getting dressed. Chris finally says "How did everyone sleep?" "Not well," mutters Abby "those had some party in there last night."
:Elephant Guys:
Will woke up missing his shirt. He had cupcakes on his glasses and on his nipples. "What the fuck happened?" Sam, Charlie, Andrew, and Jonny are still sitting around eating hot dogs. "Jesus Christ! You guys sleep?" "No..." Replies Sam "but we partied." Josh swung down and he looked tired. "Lucky son of a bitch. You got some sleep." "Yeah, and cupcake nipples!" Laughed Charlie immaturely. Josh waved him aside. "I have a bad feeling about today." He murmured.
:Mice Guys:
Everyone is getting dressed but not speaking to one another. Wyatt, Ryan, and Mike are glaring at Devon and Chase, and they glare right back
:Mice Girls:
"Talk about embarrassing last night, right guys" says Miranda as everyone gets dressed. "How come they got the guy who knows everything about this show?" Asks Jayme. "Josh thought we did have one, remember?" Says Miranda. "Yeah but Josh was full of shit." Katie reminds them. Kim and Lillie nod in agreement.
-AT THE CAMP FIRE-
"Hello everyone. How'd you sleep?" Asks Chris when they first get there. The other Chris shouts back "Not well, thanks for asking." "Oh, that's too bad" Chris snickers "Maybe you can catch a snooze today, NOT! Today we will be playing a game I made up last night called Assassins and The President. How do you play? Good question. The Assassins are armed with an assortment of paint weapons while the President gets absolutely nothing. The rest of the presidents team has to protect him. They all get paintball weapons but they have to be able to be concealed. You must protect the president for 5 hours. If anyone gets shot they're out. If the president gets shot the terrorists win. Mice go with Duncan, an old contestant, you're terrorists. Elephants follow me." The mice go up in a helicopter with Chef "What I didn't tell them and Chef doesn't know is that on top of the mountain down there, there's a bunker that's pretty defendable. You guys get your two vans and assortment of weapons. But first, who wants to be president." Will is the only one who raises his hand. "Alright then. Choose your weapons." Andrew, Chris, Charlie, Jonny, and Sam choose assault rifles that they keep concealed in their shirts/pants. Kate, Jenna, and Sofina choose sniper rifles (assembly required). Abby, Caity, and Josh go with burst fire handguns. Will speaks up to make plans. "Knowing Ryan, he will expect me to have lots of security and be in the middle. So let me arrange the vans. Chris, Josh, Jenna, and Charlie to in the front van. Jonny, Sam, Sofina, and Abby take the middle van. I'll take Caity, Andrew, and Kate in the back. I'll let the other two groups figure out their seating. Andrew is driving and Kate gets shotgun. Kate keep your weapons in the glove compartment. Me and Caity will ride in the back. We have some walkie-talkies to talk between vans. The obvious choice is get to the bunker and hold down the fort for a few hours." Will looks over to Chris. "Do we get any food." Chris tosses him a bag with juice boxes and goldfish, 24 of each.
:The Mice:
"Listen up maggots! They have vans to protect themselves with. But you have Jeeps. You don't have to keep your weapons concealed however. You can also keep this chopper, use it at your own risk because these paint balls can still dent vehicles and if this thing crashes into a fiery explosion, not my problem." "What weapons do we get?" Asks Mike. Chef yells back " I have already assessed your weapon handiness and determined what jobs you will have. Michael, you will be flying this chopper for Wyatt, who will have a sniper rifle. Just in case something goes wrong, there are parachutes and rifles in the back." Chef turns around and grabs belts which he proceeds to toss to Jayme and Lillie. "I have decided that you two cannot fight and therefore will be used as kamikaze!" They protest but he shushes them. "Miranda and Kim will be driving the jeeps with handguns concealed somewhere. Devon will be riding with Kim and carrying an assault rifle. Chase will be riding with Miranda carrying a grenade launcher. Cameron and Kaitie can be foot soldiers carrying a burst fire rifle. Ryan needs to ride with someone and he will be carrying the rocket launcher." Chef then turned around and dove out the side. Ryan distributed the extra grenades and starts talking real strategy. I'll go with Wyatt and figure out where they are and where they're going. Everyone needs to listen to me, I'll give you directions, and then you can get into position for a distraction and I'll level them! Oh, I almost forgot about code names. I'm falcon, Wyatt's hawk, and Mike's Eagle. Chase is weasel, and Devon is Hound. Miranda is Unicorn, Kim is Stallion. Jayme and Lillie are boomers. Cameron is wolf and Katie is Fox." Everyone agrees so Mike sets down the helicopter and everyone gets off with what they need. Wyatt finds a tracker in the back. "Hey dude! This has a tracker of all of our weapons on a map of the island!" "Good, that's useful." They fly along in silence until they see movement in the woods. It's a parade of 3 black vans on a deserted forest path. "Boomers they are coming your way. Detonate your belt J, maybe they'll feel sorry for you."
*confessional*
"No way this will work!" Sighs Jayme.
*end confessional*
Meanwhile Jenna and Chris are driving in front when they see a splatter of paint. They tell everyone to stop while Jenna checks it out. Jayme is sitting there covered in paint. Jenna leans down to see her and Lillie jumps down for the tree. Chris grabs the wheel and peels away but too late. Lillie explodes and Chris gets a little splatter on her.
*confessional*
"Bull!" Rants Chris.
*end confessional*
The other two vans start going. Josh and Charlie hop out the back of their van and hitch a ride with the second van. Ryan rattles off another command "Owl, dump some paint onto the path. If the van slips we got him." Katie pours out some balls onto the road. The second van swerves but is ok. The third van slows down enough that Katie has enough time to shoot the back open. Caity shoots Katie but knows she already saw Will. Caity sends a message that they need to stop and meet up. The vans stop and Will and Caity switch vans. Kate tries but gets sniped by Wyatt. "Drive!" Will yells.
*confessional*
"Jeez! I wasn't actually hit!" Exclaims Kate angrily.
*end confessional*
The 9 of them peel out just in time to miss the Jeeps, which finish off Kate. Chase begins firing on Andrew. Andrew swerves and knocks Chase and Miranda down the hill. Chase lands a lucky shot, on Andrew's windshield blinding Andrew. Andrew stops the van so Kim and Devon pull up to him. They open the door and paint splatters everywhere. Devon is fine but not Kim. Devon takes the Van and drives up to the other van. The two vans reach the bunker Sam opens the door to get Andrew. He gets shot and dragged into the van. Jonny walks to see what's going on, Devon shoots him also. But Jonny has time to scream. Devon pops out and shoots Josh and Charlie. He shoots at Caity, Abby, and Sofina but Will dives in front. "Will... Why did you do that?" Asks Abby. "For you." whispers Will.
-That Night At The Campfire-
"Well well Will. Losing the game to win the girl. Lets see who lives through tonight."
Will- Jenna
Andrew-Jenna
Josh- Will
Charlie- Andrew
Jonny- Andrew
Sam- Andrew
Kate- Will
Jenna- Will
Sofina- Andrew
Chris- Jenna
Abby- Andrew
Caity- Andrew
"Josh, Charlie, Jonny, Sam, Kate, Sofina, Chris, Abby, and Caity are safe." Will looks nervous but the other two looked confused. "Jenna is also safe." Andrew looked at Will nervously. Will looked sad and stood up. "What are you doing?" Asked Chris. "Andrew lost!" Abby smiled but Andrew shouted "Who voted for me!" Sofina, Abby and Caity raise their hands. "WHO ELSE" Sam and Jonny looked guiltily at each other. "You two. I've been betrayed by my friends. Charlie raised his hand also. The boot came and smacked Andrew away.
-BACK AT THE CABINS-
:Elephant Guys:
They dress silently, they all kept glancing at Andrews empty bed. They don't speak to each other for the rest of the night.
:Elephant Girls:
"Who the hell voted for ME?" Asks Jenna almost as soon as they get back to the cabin. Chris raises her hand. "Why though?" "You caused me specifically to get out. We also lost some weapons and a van." "Yeah but Will actually lost the game!" "In an act of heroism!" Injects Abby. "Your just happy because you didn't get shot!" Says Jenna "You guys are unbearable!"
:Mice Girls:
"I dislike Ryan" says Katie. "He has good plans, for HIM!" "We won didn't we?" Asks Miranda "then it shouldn't matter who gets to be the horses ass." "What an obscure saying" commented Lillie
:Mice Guys:
"We did it!" Shouts Ryan. The guys raise their glasses. "Isn't it amazing that Will is still here?" Asks Devon. "He is sort of like the team captain..." Says Mike. "It would be a big mistake to get rid of him."