Disclaimer: I don't own homestuck nor do I own the characters
Notes: I may be changing to third person, I don't know yet.
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started a chat with grimAuxiliatrix [GA] -
[CG] HEY FUCKTARD ARE YOU AWAKE YET
[GA] Honestly, Karkat. Why Must You Call Me Such A Name And So Early In The Morning Too?
[CG] BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME IN A CHAT WITH FUCKING TEREZI AND NEPETA! WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT KANAYA?
[GA] I Had Nothing To Say.
[GA] Are You Here To Just Yell At Me?
[CG] NO
[CG] I JUST NEED YOUR ADVICE
[GA] You? Karkat, Who Never Takes Advice From Anyone, Wants Advice From Me?
[GA] Someone Please Get This Moment On Video.
[CG] SHUT IT MARYAM
[CG] YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE I COULD GO TO BECAUSE FUCKING NEPETA WOULD START UP WITH HER FUCKING FELINE SHIT AND I WASNT IN THE MOOD FOR THAT
[GA] So You Are Here To Just Yell At Me.
[GA] How Classy.
[CG] ANYWAY
[CG] IM GOING TO START A CHAT WITH TEREZI AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO HER
[CG] WHAT DO I DO
[CG] WHAT DO I SAY
[CG] WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD
[AG] Karkat you just need to-
[CG] FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME AND ALL THE LITTLE FUCKERS THAT JOIN IN ON THIS WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD
[AG] As I Was Saying.
[AG] ...
[CG] WHAT
[CG] WHATS WITH THE DOTS
[AG] I Was Waiting For You To Interrupt Me Again
[AG] If You Want To Start A Chat With Terezi, just do it. Don't Yell At Her Like You Just Did To me. I'm Sure She Won't Like It. Just Go Along With What She Says.
[CG] I GUESS YOURE RIGHT
[CG] THANKS KANAYA
- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased the chat with grimAuxiliatrix [GA] -
You emit a tired sigh and sit up, rubbing at your eyes. You'll have to thank Karkat later for waking you up. Glancing over at the time, you see that your alarm clock blinks the numbers "5:23" am. There was no need for you to be up so early since your college classes don't start until 10 today. So now that you're awake, you have plenty of time to spend. Maybe Nepeta is online?
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] started a chat with arsenicCatnip [AC] -
[GA] *Smiles and enters Nepeta's den with something behind her back.*
[GA] Hello, Nepeta.
[AC] :33 *Sniffs the air curiously and bounds over to Kanaya*
[AC] Hello, Kanaya! What do you have there?
[GA] *Reveals a deer that she has killed as a meal for Nepeta, setting it down in front of her.* Oh Just This.
[AC] :33 *Eyes shine at the large d33r and leaps forward, beginning to hungrily devour the d33r* Oh this is just purrfect! Thanks, Kanaya!
[GA] You Are Quite Welcome, Nepeta. How Are You? *Sits down next to her and watches her eat.*
[AC] :33 I'm doing great! I just finished taking a catnap. How about you? *Finishes d33r and begins licking paws clean*
[GA] Well I'm Doing Quite Well. I've Met One Of The Oddest Beings I've Ever Seen.
[GA] She Seems To Be Human And Yet She Is Blind In One Eye And Has A Robotic Arm.
[AC] :33 Oh I remempurr her! That's Vriska, right?
[GA] Yes. I Do Recall That Being Her Name.
[GA] I Take It That You Know This Being?
[AC] :33 Not too much, but I do know that she is really intimidating, sarcastic, scary, rude, and she's obnoxious.
[AC] :33 She also ADORES spiders.
[AC] :33 And does everything in eights.
[GA] Well That's Nice To Know. That Seems To Cover Everything About Her.
[GA] Thank You, Nepeta. I'm Going To Go See What Terezi Is Up To. Take Care!
[GA] *Scratches behind her ear before leaving.*
[AC] :33 No purrblem, Kanaya! *purrs and lifts a paw, moving it side to side as if she were waving goodbye*
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased the chat with arsenicCatnip [AC] -
Nepeta was a sweet girl who did seem to have good information at times. It was nice to talk to her, even if it was for a few minutes. Now it's time for you to see what Terezi is up to and how her chat with Karkat is going.
-grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began a chat with gallowsCalibrator [GC] -
[GC] H3Y K4N4Y4! WH4T 4R3 YOU UP TO?
[GA] I'm Not Up To Anything Right Now, Terezi. Karkat Woke Me Up With A Tantrum Of His So I Decided To Check In On You And Nepeta While I'm Awake.
[GC] OH K4RKLES? H4H4 Y34H H3 S33MS TO DO TH4T TO 3V3RYONE. 1 TH1NK H3S JUST 1N 4 PH4S3.
[GA] A Phase? Oh I Highly Doubt That, But Your Theory Is Your Theory.
[GA] Has He Spoken To You Yet?
[GC] K4RK4T? NO H3 H4SNT SPOK3N TO M3 Y3T
[GC] W41T
[GC] H3 JUST ST4RT3D 4N RP W1TH M3
[GA] Oh Really Now? What Is He Saying?
[GC] H3S S4Y1NG TH4T H3 W4NTS TO H4NG OUT W1TH M3
[GC] H3 3V3N W3LCOM3D MY W3LCOM3 WH4CK
[GA] Well That's Nice That He's Finally Calming Down A Bit.
[GA] He Was Really In A Rage Before Just Because I Left The Group Chat.
[GC] Y34H WHY D1D YOU L34V3
[GC] P3RH4PS YOU W3R3 ON 4 D4TE
[GC] HMMMM?
[GA] That's Absurd. I Did Not Go On A Date, Terezi. I Was Merely Chatting With Vriska.
[GC] VR1SK4?
[GC] WHOS TH4T?
[GA] Her Username Is arachnidsGrip.
[GC] DO3SNT R1NG 4 B3LL
[GC] TOO B4D
[GC] H3Y
[GC] 1 GOTT4 GO. K4RKL3S 1S TYP1NG P4R4GR4PHS NOW.
[GC] BY3
- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased the chat with grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
Well that could have gone worse. Twenty minutes have passed since the last time you checked your clock, and your stomach is starting to remind you that there is something called food that exists in your world besides the rp one. You keep your phone on your bed and make your way into your kitchen. It was spotless, as usual. You made sure you kept the kitchen one of the cleanest places in your home.
You knew exactly what you were craving for this morning. Scrambled eggs, a pancake, sausage and orange juice. A Simple yet tasty breakfast.
You instantly went to work on your food and within a half hour you were done and set your plate down on the table. Maybe someone has said something to you within that time.
Fetching your phone, you see that you have no new conversations on Instatalk, but there is a reply from Vriska on Instapic about 5 hours ago. There is no need to continue your conversation with her since both of your characters have left. Later on in the day you'll start an Instatalk with her.
The next 4 hours went by rather fast. You showered and styled your pixie-cut black hair, and put on your favorite attire. A simple long black sleeved shirt and a red skirt that stopped at your ankles, three white buttons "holding" it together when there was actually a zipper in the back. Once dressed, you gathered up your bag with your portfolio and books, walking outside and glancing three doors down to find Rose leaving her house at the same time.
After saying goodbye to her mother, she met your glance and both of your black lips curved up into a smile. It looks like you'll be walking with her to the school.
"So are you excited for Sunday?" You ask Rose with a playful look on your face. She seems to give you a confused look and you mention the date she has that day.
"Oh! Right! Yes, I am very excited for the date. I hope I won't do anything to turn her off." Rose murmurs and gently nips at her black thumbnail.
"I highly doubt you will do anything to bother her. This is Jade we are talking about. She's not that hard to please."
The two of you continued your conversation back and forth about different things until you made your way to the college. You only had three classes today, one of them being fashion, so you had no reason to be groaning about a long day. Rose on the other hand was getting out the same time you are, but had more classes and you couldn't help, but pity her. You parted your ways and you head to your first class.
Two hours later and you're happily enjoying the sketches you're making while everyone else talks about small things. The teacher has yet to make her way to the classroom, so you all took this as your chance to do what you please.
Your name is Kanaya Maryam, and you find yourself drawing sketches of Vriska Serket.
This mysterious girl in your rp world has caught your attention. She seems to be one who likes to flirt with anyone, which makes her sexuality questionable, but she is very rude and sarcastic too. Your next thought trails to her looks. You find that drawing her as a troll, like the rest of your family, is easiest. Soon enough you have a rough draft of a grey woman with one hooked horn and one "U" shaped one. If your memory is correct, she mentioned glasses before putting her hand out to shake with yours, and soon her face was becoming clearer.
She has one ocean blue eye and one clouded one since she's blind, her glasses being large and round which gave her somewhat of a geeky look. No, that isn't right. She's too... out-going... to be geeky. You quickly shade in the left side of her glasses, giving her almost an eyepatch to cover her blind eye. That works out much better. Now what about her hair? Blonde? It could be possible, but you can't picture it. You begin to draw long wavy/curly black hair that ends at her lower back.
Was there anything else you were missing before you start on clothes? Oh right! How could you forget? She has a robotic arm! Your pen begins to create what is almost like a robotic arm. You don't deal much with robots, so what they look like is foreign for you. This will have to do for now. After finishing her looks you start on her clothes. Jeans seem appropriate for her character along with a black shirt and moss green jacket. To give her a bit of color, you add red shoes and soon you were looking down at what seems to be Vriska Serket.
You give yourself a mental pat on the back since this is all from description and will ask her later on just how accurate she was. For now though, your fun and games must be put on pause. The teacher has walked in and it was time to start your fashion class.
Your name is Vriska Serket and it's about 6:43 am. You do not understand why you're awake. Maybe it's just your bad luck getting to you. The small fight that broke out last night caused what was left of your left shoulder to hurt like hell and you bite down on your lip to prevent from cursing. Sitting up and rubbing at your eyes, you glance around your apartment. Everything is as blurry as hell in one eye and the other one is totally black. You reach over to your nightstand and grab your glasses, putting them on and using your index finger to push them up on your nose.
Everything seems to be well.
With a loud yawn, you reach over to your nightstand again and pull your phone out of its charger. It wasn't a crime to check your phone for a few minutes before going back to sleep. As soon as you logged onto Instatalk and Pic, someone starts a chat with you.
- arsenicCatnip [AC] started a chat with arachnidsGrip [AG] -
[AC] :33 *Pounces on Vriska's back, playfully tackling her to the ground*
[AC] :33 Hi, Vriska!
[AG] *falls to the ground and grumbles under breath*
[AG] Hello, Nepeta.
[AG] Is there a reason as of why you are tackling me to the ground?
[AC] :33 *Shakes head and gets off of*
[AC] :33 No, I was just saying hi.
[AG] *Sits up and rubs at head*
[AG] Well, hi.
[AC] :33 *Stares at*
[AG] *Blinks at with one good eye* You're kind of freaking me out
[AC] :33 *Stares*
[AG] Seriously
[AG] Stop
[AG] It's creepy
[AC] :33 Kanaya was asking about you earlier.
[AC] :33 I told her what I thought of you.
[AG] Which was ::::/
[AC] :33 That you're intimidating, sarcastic, scary, rude, and obnoxious.
[AC] :33 *Smiles*
[AG] You're lucky I don't rip your tail off for that one. *glaring*
[AC] :33 Hehehe
[AG] Is there anything else you need ::::|
[AG] 8efore I go 8ack to sleep?
[AC] :33 Nope!
- arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased the chat with arsenicCatnip [AC] -
What a pain in the ass she was. What gave that little bitch the right to say that stuff about you? Then again everyone said that about you, but what did you care? They could all fuck themselves.
Just as you were about to put your phone down, someone else started a chat with you.
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] started a chat with arachnidsGrip [AG] -
[GA] Hello, Vriska.
[AG] What's up, Fussyfangs?
[GA] Must You Call Me Such An Odd Name
[AG] Must you capitalize the first letter of every word?
[GA] Very well played, Spidergirl.
[GA] Anyway, I was here to ask you more about your character. Hopefully I have not woken you up or anything?
[AG] Nope, I've 8een awake for quite some time now. What questions do you have?
[GA] Well There Are Quite A Few.
[AG] Shoot.
[GA] Shoot?
[AG] Yeah... as in ask away.
[GA] Oh, Right. My Apologies. My First Questions Is: What /Is/ Your Character?
[GA] Is She A Spider? A Vampire? Troll? Human?
[AG] I guess you can say she's a human.
[GA] Charming. Now Would You Describe This As Her Looks?
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] sent arachnidsGrip [AG] a picture -
[AG] Are you stalking me?
[AG] Do you really live in London?
[GA] Yes, I Do. Why?
[AG] 8ecause that picture looks like me.
[AG] Like
[AG] Exactly like me.
[AG] Just without a spider bite.
[GA] Well I Based The Sketch Off Of Your Description Of Her.
[GA] I Guess I Did Well?
[GA] But, What Is a Spider bite?
[AG] You know, the piercing.
[GA] It's A Piercing?
[AG] Yes. Look it up.
Kanaya seemed to be silent for a good five minutes before finally replying. You would have thought she was dead or something if she didn't speak up.
[GA] It Looks Painful.
[GA] You Actually Have That On Your Lip?
[AG] Yes.
[AG] Would you like a picture?
[GA] That's All Up To You, But If You Send One Then I Can See The Difference Between My Sketch And You.
[AG] 8r8 then.
[GA] I Assume You Mean "Brb"
[GA] It's Cute How You Replace "B" With "8"
[AG] :::P
After scanning through your phone for a couple of second, you find an old photo of you with your best friend Tavros. Your hair was a bit shorter than it is now, and your lips were covered in a blue lipstick that compliments your looks. Hell, you still wear the blue lipstick because it kicks ass. This was also before the accident so Kanaya will have no clue that everything she drew was actually true.
- arachnidsGrip [AG] sent grimAuxiliatrix [GA] a picture -
[GA] Oh Wow, That Is Pretty Close.
[GA] I See That The Robotic Arm And One Eye Thing Is Just For Your Character?
[GA] May I Add That You Are Very Pretty.
[GA] And Who's the guy in the wheelchair?
Tch, if she could only see your ugly ass now then she would be running for the hills.
[AG] The guy in the wheelchair is my best friend, Tavros.
[AG] And I'm actually am 8lind in one eye.
[AG] That eyepatch thing you've got going on in your drawing is cool.
[AG] I made do that.
[AG] And thanks, Kanaya. I'm pretty sure you're prettier than I am.
[GA] Well All Of My InstaPic Drawings Are Based As Me, But With The Details of My Character.
[GA] One Moment Please.
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] sent arachnidsGrip [AG] a picture -
No doubt about it she was prettier than you are. She puts almost every pretty girl you've seen to shame.
[GA] I Am So Sorry About My Terrible Looks Here. I Just Took The Picture and I Just Got Out Of Class Which Explains My Best Friend, Rose, Making That Weird Face In The Background.
[AG] Terri8le? You were 8lessed with looks! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Seriously, Kanaya really was attractive. She had a pixie-cut which seemed to fit her for some reason, and she had the cutest expression on her face along with her friend Rose in the background.
They look happy.
[GA] Eight Exclamation Points. Cute.
[GA] We'll Continue This Conversation Later. Rose Is "8ugging" Me And Is Trying To Read My T
[GA] knekbes
[GA] jkc
[GA] wnsiweee vi32f934
[AG] Uh
[AG] Kanaya?
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] Ceased the chat with arachnidsGrip [AG] -
[AG] Okay then...
Honestly what the hell happened there? You haven't talked to her much, but you know that Kanaya is not one to send jumbled words like that. Especially without capitalizing the first letter of every word.
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] started a chat with arachnidsGrip [AG] -
[GA] Wkfnvvo
[GA] Adsvkn
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased the chat with arachnidsGrip [AG] -
Well... that changes things. She /did/ capitalize the first letters this time.
Putting the weird conversation aside, you plug your phone back into its charger and you fall asleep once again before your head even touches the pillow.
Your name is Kanaya Maryam and Rose Lalonde is trying to take your phone from you.
"Rose Lalonde, just what do you think you are doing! Give me back my phone!" You yell and attempt to snatch the electronic out of her hand. She is sadly preventing you from doing that by placing a hand on your chest and pushing you away with one hand as she held the phone high above you with the other.
What a bitch.
"Come on- AHH!" You end up slipping and falling on top of her, both of you collapsing to the ground. Your vision is a bit messed up at the moment from falling and it takes you a few seconds to see what's happening. When your vision focuses, you're staring at pink fabric that is well rounded. What was this?
Your jade-green eyes glance up at Rose's face which is completely red. You're about to ask why until you realize just why she's blushing.
You fell on top of her, and not only is everyone staring at you two, but your face is in her chest. How embarrassing!
Quickly climbing off of her, you snatch up your phone that scattered across the ground a few feet away. "R-Rose! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" You put out a hand to help her up, which she takes, but her blush doesn't seem to want to leave her face.
"Yes, I'm okay, thank you for asking." She says and laughs. "So, who's arachnidsGrip?"
"E-eh?" Your black lips curl into a frown from her question. You're a terrible liar, and you both now that, but it couldn't hurt to try.
"That's just a guy who's been talking to me on Instapic..." You murmur and shove your phone deep into your pocket.
"Instapic? You mean the app that you're never on?" She made the point that you were never on /that/ account way too clear.
"Yes! He was talking to me on one of my old photos and so now we're talking on Instatalk." Convincing enough, right?
Nope.
"Oh come on, Kanaya. Just what are you hiding from me?" Rose asks, but now she has a bit of a worried look on her face. You wanted to assure her that everything was okay, so you simply shrugged and began walking again.
"I'm not hiding anything. I'm an open book for you." You respond and find that she has caught up to you, and you are both walking again.
"An open book? So you're saying that this is really some guy who you're talking to?" Rose asks after a few minutes of silence.
"Yep." You're starting to become more confident with your lie so you continue on with he. "He lives in New York, and is really nice."
"New York? As in, United States?" Rose seems to finally start believing you and now seems interested in just who this guy was.
"Yeah! His name is..." You trail off. Think, Kanaya! Think! Your mind instantly brings you to your conversation with Vriska who mentioned her best friend Tavros. "His name is Tavros!"
"Tavros...?" Rose at least seems to believe everything you're saying now and you thank the Lord that your lying skills are getting better.
After explaining some other small details to Rose, you two find yourselves at your houses and part ways.
Looks like you'll have to ask Vriska if Tavros has an Instatalk.
When you wake up again, it's 10:52. You're phone is going crazy and screaming the lyrics to Can't Control Myself by Krewella once again
No doubt, you got me dropped down to your feet
I can't control myself you got me feeling for your lust.
One touch, will make me in love
No fakin' I can't control myself
You know I'll never get enough.
It's Tavros and he's called at least three times now.
"Hello?" Your voice is groggily and you can't see what you're doing since your glasses are on your nightstand.
"Vriska!" Tavros exclaims in a casual tone of voice. That was pretty loud for him.
You unplug your phone from its charger and find your glasses, putting them on.
"Yes? That's my name, dumbass. What do you need? I was sleeping?" Your voice was surprisingly calm.
"Gamzee and I are playing Call of Duty and we were wondering if you wanted to join us." Tavros yelled something you couldn't make out in the background.
You glance at the time again. 10:54.
With a defeated sigh, you agree to join them, but first you had to get ready.
One shower later you were at the home of Tavros Nitram and were beating his and Gamzee's asses in Call of Duty along with some other players online.
"That's right, bitches. Feel the wrath of the spider queen!" You shout and begin jabbing buttons quickly with your one normal hand and your other robotic one.
"Wow, motherfucker. How'd ya get so good? That was like, motherfucking cool." Gamzee says in his ever so chill voice as he lazily clicks at the buttons on his controller. His player died on the screen once again.
"Yeah, Vriska! You've gotten better!" Tavros comments from his wheelchair and looks over at you with a shy smile. "But not good enough to beat me." Your eyes narrow and as they return to the screen, your one good eye watches as Tavros brutally murders you with a nuke.
You bite down on your lip to keep back a sarcastic comment, and only glare at the boy's smug look while returning to your game. "Oh don't get too cocky, Nitram. I will beat you soon, but for now lets take a break and order a pizza."
And that's just what you did. As Tavros and Gamzee ordered the large amount of food, you signed onto your instapic and instatalk accounts.
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] started a chat with arachnidsGrip [AG] -
[GA] I Am So Sorry About Earlier.
[GA] Rose Was Trying To Take My Phone.
[GA] I Apologize If I Freaked You Out.
[AG] Yeah, it was kinda weird when that happened...
[AG] It's cool though.
[AG] Shit happens.
[GA] Thank You For Understanding.
[GA] Are You Busy At The Moment?
[AG] Not Right Now. I mean, I am at Tavros's house with Gamzee. We're playing CoD and are ordering a pizza right now.
[GA] CoD? As In The Fish?
[AG] No, Fussyfangs! The Game! Call of Duty!
[AG] Duh!
[GA] Right, Sorry! How Silly For Me To Forget!
[AG] You have no clue what that is, do you?
[GA] Not Really.
[AG] It's okay.
[GA] May I Ask You A Question?
[AG] You already did, 8ut yeah.
[AG] Shoot.
[GA] Right. Shoot Means Ask Away.
[GA] Does Tavros Have An Instatalk?
[AG] Yes, he does. Why?
[AG] Do you think he's cute from the picture I sent you?
[AG] You dirty dog.
[GA] No! I'm Not Saying I Do Not Find Him Attractive, But Rose Asked Me Who arachnidsGrip Was And I ended Up Saying It Was Him.
[GA] So I Was Thinking I Could Tell Her Someone Hacked His Account And That The One He Has Is His New One.
[AG] Go for it. He rps a 8it, so he'll know what I mean when I explain everything to him.
[AG] His username is adiosToredor
[AG] Go nuts.
[AG] 8ut not right now.
[AG] We need him for our game of CoD.
[GA] Call of Duty?
[GA] Right.
[GA] I Understand. I'll Message Him Later. Thank You, Vriska. Have Fun.
- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased the chat with arachnidsGrip [AG] -
You set your phone down on the table and snicker at the mistake Kanaya has made. She was really a weird person. She comes off as a bit of a proper person, and yet here she is on an online game and is rping with people from around the world. You guess that this is her form of letting loose.
With a sigh, you gently suck on your spider bite piercing while returning your attention back to Gamzee and Tavros who were both laughing over something Gamzee must have said. Your friends are weird, but they are still friends and they put up with your shit, especially since the accident, so it's only right you treat these two well.
Your name is Vriska Serket and your life is starting to go from unlucky to lucky.
But for how long?
Two chapters in one day because I'm sick and have nothing else better to do. This chapter is a bit shorter than the last. Sorry about that! I hope you enjoy it. Reviews are encouraging. Favorite and alerts work too!