AN: Hay guys im bak an betur than evur have u missed me its been a long tim 4 a few hours haha i need a therapist now

Wen i saw twiliht spurkle i was so happy an my hert did flippy poops an som randum IDIUM pooted an every1 lafed wif dere throats. Twilght loked so purty an she flipped her hayr an i thot of the best song evur for hur but i didnt say it cuz it against the rules to put lyrics in this so shizz

"ABRYL R U OK!1!1!1?1?1?1?2!2?2?1" she sed

"Yus i am fine..." I syd wif sexy an babys poped out of my peepee but i was still sexy an did a hayr flip

"Ok das gud" she sayd an took my hand "Ambryl... Der is sumthing i muss tell u... I LOVE U WIF GAY!2!2!1!1!1!11!"

Every1 gapsed but babys kept pooping out an i stard at hur

"Twilit i... I loaf u tooooooo!:!:!:'mrnnkdkdksks!"

Den we kissd an mor sexys came