Chapter 7: Plan 578.28: Redecorate His Room

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"So what do you think?" I asked as I stood in the doorway of my room, smiling like an idiot (or crazy person…whatever works)

"Um…" by chance the one random Death Eater that I had pulled into my room, was none other than Draco Malfoy

Whom, I must say, is probably better than his dad…or Bellatrix...they have no sense of humor…actually he doesn't either, it seems…but it's better than an adult.

"Well?" I prodded him into an answer

"It's very……sunshiny?" Geez for being a 'bright' student at Hogwarts he sure doesn't have a good vocabulary

"And?"

"And….it's yellow" oh good enough

Yes in a burst of creativity/ boredom I had painted my room a very bright yellow, followed by some purple daisies on the wall, and a very cheerful bedspread

Oh yeah, I'm good

"So…um…why?" Draco finally asked.

"I was bored…and the whole 'dark/dreary' thing just isn't totally me"

"Ok…" with a confused and somewhat disgusted look he left.

These people need to get out more.

Voldy will probably kill me…but there is NOTHING that says I can't paint my room any color I want.

So when he walked past he just stared. Normally it wouldn't be the best idea to leave the door agape (these people tend to spy on you…) but I had to leave the door open…the paint fume probably would have given me a buzz. Although they might have been the inspiration for this next plan.

"Number 578.28, Redecorate his room" I said to myself. And I've got just the plan. –Insert evil laugh-

To Fleet-Farm! I swear they have EVERYTHING! Including paint…and drapes…and sheets…oo! And posters…….

I hummed cheerfully as I painted the walls. Dorky is off on a super secret mission for a few hours so life is good. I should be able to finish this job and he'll be none the wiser as to whodoneit.

…Wow…way too many hours spend playing Clue…

I finished with time to spare, so I spent a little time checking out headquarters.

As of right now there is one meeting room, a kitchen, a karaoke room (O.o), a common room, two bathrooms (wtf??? With this many Death Eaters?), and many bedrooms (I got bored halfway through counting…)

Voldemort's back and his screaming is echoing through the halls…ya'll know what that means…..

"Emergency meeting 1007!" he yelled at us.

Oh I am good…I must be somewhat psychic!

…or maybe I've just been here WAY too long…

"While I was out on my important mission…"

Wait…what was the mission? Though, to me it looks like he got his eyebrows waxed…and maybe a manicure too…those nails look awfully shiny…

"Someone painted my room PINK!!!" he threw down some pictures onto the table.

Oh lord…it's getting very difficult not to smirk, laugh, or really anything that would make him suspect me. I don't' know how the others are doing it…

Because those pictures show walls that are bright pink, flowery light fixtures, fluffy flowery pillows and sheets, and posters of the Backstreet Boys and NSync.

Not to mention the purple drapes…they really seem to pull the room together.

But apparently he doesn't think so because he is furious. He's another one of those who needs a shot of humor.

Of course it took the cake when Crabbe spoke up

"Hey, boss….it looks kinda pretty…."

Voldemort glared at him and Crabbe cowered in fear. If looks could kill……

Wait…Voldy-man's glare probably could kill…

Oh well, another success. I probably need to get a life

But this is so much fun!!